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March 18, 2013

The 4 Worst Things People Are Making with 3D Printers

By Pauli Poisuo | 498,965 Views

When mankind mastered 3D printing technology, it was a definitive sign that the Future had arrived. Finally, we could realize our dreams. We could make anything, in any shape, at the merest press of a button. We could almost ... be gods.

Well, that was the idea, anyway. Instead, we're using the hottest thing technology has to offer on stupid crap like ...

#4. Bongs



March 17, 2013

The Shocking Truth About Gun Violence (By Dogs)

By Luis Prada | 189,171 Views

The debate about guns and gun control has heated up recently due to a previously unimaginable series of terrible and tragic shootings. Regardless of what side of the debate they're on, there's always someone out there with a pocket full of statistics ready to be tossed out during an argument. If you have a bunch of numbers that say people are less safe living in an area with a lot of guns, someone else will have a completely contradictory set of numbers that say all those same guns in that same area have prevented no less than five alien invasions, and shut up because you can't prove that didn't happen.

Through the messy cluster of all the cold, soulless numbers that represent lives forever altered by a gun, there's one startling and important statistic that's always left out of every gun control debate: Almost every year, one person is shot by a dog. That's one too many, mostly because of the part about how it's a dog doing the shooting. That should happen roughly zero times, forever. And yet, it happens a lot.

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"Sure, keep all the bacon to yourselves. See what happens."


March 16, 2013

6 Things We Already Know About the Next Iron Man Movie

By David Christopher Bell | 297,521 Views

When you're dealing with number three of a superhero trilogy, there's always going to be a need to up the ante, even possibly concluding the series (until the reboot, that is). To do that, Hollywood has implemented the carefully crafted technique of "doing the same thing over and over again."

Now that the new Iron Man 3 trailer premiered, it has become painfully clear that we'll see Tony Stark face off against some familiar third-film tropes of past trilogies. Tropes such as ...


March 15, 2013

3 Reasons the Harlem Shake Sucks as a Form of Protest

By David Christopher Bell | 160,921 Views

It has become apparent that the Harlem Shake dance meme isn't going away anytime soon -- in fact, thanks to the recent arrests of four Egyptian students performing the "dance," it has now become a symbol of protest in the Middle East.

But hey, expressions of protest come in many forms -- just look at the flower-wielding mud ghosts of your parents in the 1960s and '70s. Only here's the thing ...

#3. It's Not Going to Get the Message Across

Here's an image: It's the 1970s, and angry young men and women show up to protest the Vietnam War. In an act of defiance, they all line up and begin to flap their arms like chicken wings while stepping in place, or perhaps they bring out the big guns and "do the hustle."

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"Take that, war!"