Not every brand strikes gold when it attempts to design an eye-catching new logo. The following efforts all belong in a museum next to stacks of racist magazine ads and Flintstones cigarette commercials to remind us all how freaking crazy marketing can be.
Today, Starbucks has more locations than McDonald's, quickly approaching a ratio of 1 per every 10,000 people. We don't even get that kind of representation in Congress. Their logo of a nude monarch holding two lobster tails is one of the most recognized in the world:
April is the last month before the summer blockbusters start exploding into cineplexes like hand grenades full of Pixar and Robert Downey Jr. Going to the movies in April is like trying to cry and/or masturbate the night before an Eyes Wide Shut party. It might pass the time, but it just seems terribly wasteful given what we know is right around the corner.
#4. Scary Movie 5
It's hard to see the word "protection" up there and not think a few dozen condoms could have prevented this whole series.
Sports are a very human activity, but animals do try to join in from time to time. This usually results in a dead animal and a bunch of irritated humans who are now late for something.
#4. A Bat Stops a Basketball Game
Somehow a bat found its way into the middle of a college basketball game, reducing a group of adult male athletes in peak physical condition to a bunch of terror-stricken cartoon characters.
Bright House Sports Network
If this had sound, we'd be on the hook for thousands of spit-damaged computer keyboards.
It's April Fools' Day, and for the major websites of the world, that means it's time to start pulling some pranks. We have tons of work to do, so we can't halt our regular business activities to partake in fun and games like some of our friendly competitors. So in lieu of that, we'd like to offer up suggestions for a few online pranks we'd like to see.