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February 02, 2013

'The Dark Knight Rises': The 30-Second Version

By jazbeck, Christina H | 160,212 Views


February 01, 2013

4 Ingenious Ways Celebrities Used Their Autographs

By Karl Smallwood | 362,674 Views

Celebrities get paid to write their names on things, because the world is hardly fair and rarely makes sense. However, these people discovered ways that are nothing short of brilliant to squeeze every last dime out of their signatures.

#4. Salvador Dali

Salvador Dali famously loved his goddamned money (in fact, he is only slightly more well-known for being a painter). There is a long-standing rumor that he used to doodle sketches on the backs of his personal checks to keep people from cashing them, which we desperately hope is true, because it is hilarious.

Robert Higgins, World Telegram
Dali, pictured here with an ocelot, because why the hell not?


January 31, 2013

Creepiest Pillow Commercial Ever

By BKhaykin | 127,742 Views


January 30, 2013

The 4 Least Anticipated Movies of February 2013

By Tom Reimann | 315,910 Views

February is the time of year when culture-defining opuses such as Daredevil and Scream 3 are released, challenging us to decide which one will most effectively bookend a Valentine's Day dinner date with irrevocable ruin. 2013 continues that grand tradition by assaulting us with a stream of instantly forgettable midday TNT programming as punishment for not dying when the Mayans told us to.

#4. Stand Up Guys

"Christopher Walken's got a gun! There's a good 30 percent chance this won't suck."