With the recent unveiling of the first trailer for Star Trek into Darkness, aka Star Trek 2, aka Star Trek 12, aka Star Trek: Younger, Hornier and Alternate Reality-er, aka Star Trek Without Humpback Whales, aka Madea Goes to the Tribble Planet ...
"NEXT SUMMER, MRS. DOUBTFIRE WIGS ARE THE STARFLEET STANDARD."
Getting saddled with a ridiculous name is a terrible way to start life. On the bright side, dealing with the adversity of being laughed at literally every time your name is spoken can do a lot for your character. Just ask these people, who put their absurd names front and center on the campaign trail and still emerged victorious.
#5. Young Boozer
Young Boozer for Treasurer
We don't trust him on the "Young," but we'll take his word on the "Boozer."