Quick Fixes


March 05, 2013

The Worst Snack Slogan of All Time

By The Kids Table | 148,305 Views


March 04, 2013

3 Comic Book Moments That Prove Batman is Bad at Hiring

By Jose Luis Lopez | 247,746 Views

Despite his genius-level intelligence and impossible techno-wizardry, Batman shows a confusing lack of wisdom and restraint when recruiting allies.

#3. Batman Kidnaps Two Different Robins

Jason Todd is a street kid who steals the tires off of the Batmobile, which historically is a car that has a jet engine and machine guns and can probably fucking fly, but in this particular iteration is a blue Ferrari with no discernible superpowers beyond attracting a lot of goddamn attention.

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Batman was really into his Miami Vice phase at this point.


March 03, 2013

The 4 Most Baffling Career-Themed Barbie Dolls

By Tracy V. | 342,825 Views

Recently, Mattel launched the "I Can Be" line of Barbie dolls, presumably to show little girls that they could aspire to be more than just anorexic breast dispensers. Unfortunately, it turns out that Barbie can't enter a professional situation without tarting it up.

#4. Every Veterinarian Ever

*Neutering hammer not included.


March 02, 2013

4 Things Nobody Admits About Modern Human Sexuality

By Alli Reed | 578,609 Views