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July 22, 2013

The 4 Worst Corporate Attempts to Bond With Employees

By Micah Duke | 468,775 Views

If you've ever had to talk to one of the higher-ups at your job and felt nervous about it, just imagine how they must feel: Some of those corporate fat cats only know about the existence of non-rich people from watching Downton Abbey. That's why sometimes a giant company will end up trying hilariously misguided tactics to get chummy with their employees that eventually blow up in their faces, like ...

#4. Walmart Asks Employees for Good Reviews, Gets the Opposite


July 21, 2013

4 People Filing Lawsuits For Their Own Dumb Mistakes

By Hillery Alley | 330,589 Views

As children, we are expected to own up to our mistakes and learn from them. As adults, we learn to simply blame our idiot mistakes on someone else and palpate the legal system until a shitload of money flies out.

#4. A Billionaire Sues a Casino Because He Sucks at Gambling

Real estate billionaire Harry Kakavas has a bit of a gambling problem. This is another way of saying that he threw down over a billion dollars at Australia's Crown Casino in the span of 16 months, leading us to wonder how he ever became a billionaire in the first place.

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The Crown spent the bulk of their winnings redefining the word "tacky."


July 20, 2013

4 Baffling Ways the Continent of Asia Loves Hitler

When you totally excise all the racial purity rhetoric and genocide and wholesale destruction of humanity, Adolf Hitler is basically Mr. Bean. At least that's the verdict of some folks across Asia, where der Fuhrer's sourpuss countenance has inspired everything from bars in Seoul to Mongolian neo-Nazi groups.

Dan Chung for the Guardian
What happened, Mongolia? You used to be cool.


July 19, 2013

3 People Who Accidentally Showed X-Rated Videos to Everyone

By XJ Selman | 437,006 Views

What's your worst nightmare? Showing up to school naked? Forgetting about a big test? Or accidentally walking in on your grandma doing a #2? Trick question, fools! We all know that the ultimate nightmare is accidentally broadcasting your freaky masturbatory preferences to the world, which is A) more prevalent than you think and B) exactly what happened to these poor SOBs.

#3. Professor Forgets to Unplug Laptop from Projector, Streams Porn Online

After a long day at work, some people just want to sit back, relax, and watch total strangers simulate making genetic clones of themselves on the Internet. For one professor, however, waiting for the work day to end just wasn't going to cut it. So once his students had left, he decided to go to a little site known as PornHub, which unnamed sources tell us is not a tasty new sandwich stand that specializes in po'boys.

But Professor Numbnuts forgot one tiny detail: unplugging the laptop from the projector.

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"Would anyone care to replicate the following demonstration?"