Normally the news doesn't align with crackpot scenarios Agent Mulder used to spout at Scully and her fabulous haircuts on a weekly basis. But, as we've already pointed out before, there are a few terrifying exceptions ...
#5. French Cops Stumble Upon Exorcism
When multiple people in the French town of Limoux reported hearing screams in their neighborhood, police officers rushed to the scene expecting to find a murder in progress, or perhaps something worse, like two murders in progress. That's when they realized the screams were coming from a local church, where the pastor told them to calm down -- it wasn't a murder, it was simply an exorcism. As the screams were merely the last throes of a demon being cast back into the fiery abyss from which it came and not anything serious, the police decided to sit back and watch the whole thing.
lindependant.fr / Guillaume
"With a name like that, we're just glad it wasn't hillbilly rape."
Now more than any other time in history, Hollywood is cranking out sequels to decades-old films that had any sort of identifiable following, whether they were big hits or not, because Hollywood no longer has any idea what people like and assumes our tastes haven't changed at all since 1986.
#6. Beverly Hills Cop 4
The last Beverly Hills Cop movie centered on a successful amusement park inexplicably printing counterfeit money and featured George Lucas in a speaking role as some random person who was clearly George Lucas. (This is another way of saying that no one has attempted a follow-up for 20 years.)
Judge Reinhold at his current gig.