3 Signs This Naked Fugitive Is from the Future

3 He Was Clearly in a Hurry

If we've learned anything from Terminator and Back to the Future, it's that for some reason time traveling seems to put everyone in a big ol' rush. And while running is no stranger to even the most casual streaker, this man was very plainly heading somewhere important.

Like a big shaved White Rabbit, he was first spotted already on the run and refusing to stop. His sprint continued through the Indiana Convention Center and out the other side, where he still refused officers' warnings. After all, he had his mission objectives and he was clearly sticking to them. The only obvious question is whether he was sent back to protect or to destroy.

Now, knowing that he needed a faster means of travel, our ambiguously motivated character sprinted off into traffic due to what was either bravery or the robot knowledge that cars can't kill him. There are no other options, especially considering what happened next ...

2 The Guy Was Apparently Super Strong

With a described "crazed look in his eyes," either from human panic or quite possibly the signs of neural network malfunction, our hero (or possibly villain) needed a ride.

It was when he attempted to commandeer a truck that police caught up with him, pepper spraying his shit as the vehicle's tires frantically burned rubber. While they did get him out of the car, one officer reported him as having "extra human strength," tipping the scale to evil robot once more. Of course the same officer also described him as "sweating profusely," which we're guessing must have been a form of synthetic man-lubricant used to slip away from an attacker -- which is exactly what he did. After all, pepper spray is like robot candy.

1 The Endgame Took Place at a Large Corporate Factory

At this point it's clear that no, realistically speaking, this is probably not a robot from the future. Obviously he's just a man who was sent back from the future -- but why?

We're guessing it had to do with his final destination, the Citizens Energy Group plant, which is an obvious front for whatever sinister goings on this guy was here to stop. We know he was here to stop it, because only a dedicated man would risk so much sac damage on the fence hop.

This is where he chose to bring the house down -- a building that is basically the third act of every goddamn Terminator film so far. He broke into the building and immediately attacked another man with a pipe before police finally cornered him. Reluctantly he turned himself in, presumably to be questioned until a big guy with glasses drives a car through the station. If our gut is right about this, it will no doubt be any of the several other naked men discovered in Indianapolis this month.

There's just no other explanation.