21 Suspected Medical Conditions Of Characters

His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry. It sounds like rosacea, now isn’t that scary?
21 Suspected Medical Conditions Of Characters

A character is only as interesting as his or her quirks. The thing is, sometimes a set of character traits is actually (and sometimes inadvertently) symptomatic of a medical condition. We asked our readers to put on their lab coats and wildly speculate about the mental or physical medical disorders well-known pop culture icons are suffering from.

Disclaimer: Please take these with a grain of salt. Only a doctor can accurately diagnose a medical condition. We're just random internet dudes who like to make memes.

-MOOD SWINGS -UNCERTAINTY ABOUT HIS ROLE IN THE WORLD -SEES THINGS IN EXTREMES (OR SHOULD WE SAY, ABSOLUTES) -OPINIONS OF OTHER PEOPLE CHANGE QUICKLY
UNBREAKABLE REDNESS KIMMY SCHMIDT OF THE EYES Lillian BRAIN Kaushtupper DAMAGE has toxoplasmosis, a disease people who own a clowder of cats often hav
CRACKED.COM The Black Knight in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. does not cry in pain when struck with a sword (seemingly impervious to pain) keePs fi
Scarlett O'Hara suffers from histrionic personality disorder. wants to be the center of attention uses her physical appearance to draw attention to he
21 Suspected Medical Conditions Of Characters
CRAGKEDCOM Prefers to communicate through gestures despite his oral competence Often does things on his own, living in his own 'bubble' Diagnosis: A m
CRACKEDCON SALE k Kleptomania. Loss of empathy. Speech difficulties. Link suffers from frontal lobe dementia.
ORAOKEDCOM BRICK HECK Social skills deficit Anxiety and fear Obsessive-compulsive behavior Vocal tics IT'S TOURETTE'S SYNDROM!
CRACKED COM VYN MAYER Yellow TOM JERRY Eyes. CE aud Mood Swings. RRY Irritability. in The Two Tom has Hepatitis C.
CRACKED.COM Slender Man Marfan Syndrome: A disorder of the connective tissue. Traits include: being very tall and slim with long arms & legs.
CRACKEDCOMT EATS A LOT NERVOUS AND ANXIOUS BECOMES TIRED EASILY DOESNT GAIN WEIGHT HYPERTHYROIDISM ZOINKS! wa SHAGGY
Luna Lovegood could be anemic. She's very pale- one typical symptom. And people with anemia can have mildly reduced cognitive function, which could ex
ANGRY IRRITABLE DISOBEDIENT. RESENTFUL VINDICTIVE DELIBERATELY PROVOCATIVE. SCAPEGOATING. DELUSIONAL FRUSTRATED BY OVERPROTECTIVE MOTHER UNDER FIVE YE
RUNNiNG MOTiON iN NOT LiSTEN OR TO DASHiNG SEEM ATTENTION BECOME CONSTANTLY PAYiNG BEiNG AROUND EASILY THiNKiNG BEiNG OVERACTIVE DiSTRFCTEDO WiTHOUT D
CRACKED CON Butch Coolidge is battling Chronle hronic Taunatie raumatic Encepharepathy. Incephalopathy. Aggressive I Impulsive Irritable Apathetic Tak
The Godfather - swollen cheeks - Labored breathing - Incomprehensible speaking (Probably swollen tongue) Don Vito Corleone's symptoms point to a food
Feelings of sadness, tearfulness, emptiness, or hopelessness; Anxiety, agitation, or restlessness; Feelings of worthlessness or guilt, fixating on pas
Raymond Holt might be a psychopath. hithxr CTY NOEA His almost scary calmness in just about any situation is a hallmark of psychopathy -the so-called
CRACKEDOON NAME: Cosmo Kramer SYMPTOMS: Aloof Lacks close relationships Indifferent to criticism DIAGNOSIS: Schizoid Personality Disorder
'I think they were on their way to a funeral. - James Bond in Dr. No (1962), right after driving a bunch of henchmen OfF a cliff Mr Bond seems to ha
YOU HAVE AN INFERIORITY COMPLEX, YOU'RE SOCIALLY INEPT ESPECIALLY WHEN IT COMES TO THAT LITTLE RED-HAIRED GIRL YOU'RE TERRIFIED OF CRITICISM, AND YOU'
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