Magazine Sex And Relationship Tips That Are Just So Stupid

Apparently doing the deed and paying your bills go together like peas and carrots.
Magazine Sex And Relationship Tips That Are Just So Stupid

There are two places human beings should never, ever take sex points from: pornography and magazines. And, more often than not, the stuff magazines recommend is way worse than what you see in the darker corners of the internet.

For example ...

COSMOPOLITAN invites you to grab a fork and press it against his butt cheeks, his pecs, his thighs and any other part of his body you wish to pleasure
marie claire urges you to try THE SEXY MARIONETTE Stand facing a wall, as if you're about to be strip-searched, placing both hands slightly above y
Magazine Sex And Relationship Tips That Are Just So Stupid
Cosmopolitan suggests that women use their breasts as brushes to cover their partner with edible paint, then lick it off afterwards.
TO SPICE THINGS UP IN THE BEDROOM, CRACKED.cOM COSMOPOLITAN RECOMMENDS HIDING SOMEONE IN YOUR CLOSET WITHOUT THE KNOWLEDGE OF YOUR LOVER BEFORE HAVING
MAXIM says Remember that chores around the house count as foreplay. Because you should only help clean if it means getting your willy wet.
Cosmopolitan recommends eating cookies while you're having seX. They suggest eating them off your partner's breasts, eating them from your partner's m
LOOKING FOR A UNIQUE PLACE TO DO THE DEED? HOW ABOUT A BANK VAULT? Men's Health proposes: A safe-deposit-box room is quiet, the door is locked, and t
Redbook advises women to excite their partner by touching his armpits. He may not like it, but the only way to find out is by caressing and slapping t
CRACKEDCOM, Glamour has some killer tips on how to spice up kissing: Treat his toes like a mouth and make out with them. And... French his anus; not d
COSMOPOLITAN WANTS YOU TO TRY EATING AN ICE POP WHILE GIVING HIM ORAL TO DELIVER A MORE PLEASURABLE EXPERIENCE, THOUGH YOU'LL PROBABLY HAVE TO CLEAN U
Honey, I'd like YOU to meet--oOooohh! According to Cosmopolitan, women should try surprising their husband with oral when he walks in the front door,
Magazine Sex And Relationship Tips That Are Just So Stupid
Cosmo SaYs pretend you're his boss and to ask him to stay after work to help with a special task. Because nothing is sexier than being reminded of
Cosmopolitan Challenges you to slip a donut around your partner's penis and eat it off. A donut sprinkled with pubic hair and ball sweat sounds irresi
CRACKEDOON AS forepiay, sexologist Dr. rRachael ROSS suggests in Esquire, Buy her something. Women like gifts. Gifts come, sex follows. Thank you,
COSMOPOLITAN Want to give your man the best handjob ever? Wrap his silk tie around his penis and jerk him off! Nothing turns a man on more than having
Men'sHealth suggests chilling a bunch of grapes and trailing them along a woman's nipples and inner thighs, and then holding one between your teeth an
COSMOPOLITAN IA PRESENTS GRan THE SEXY SPRINKLER Chkis Do downward facing dog overa sprinkler during sex to combine the naughty thrill of outdoor sex
REDBOOK RecomMENDS using A 0 ORACKEDCOM WHILE PERFORmING ORAL sex on A man. STEP1 HOLLOWOUT cenTeR STEP2: PLACE AROUND man's penis STEP3: THINK OF BLO
Women's Health offers sex tips for multitasking. Activities you can enjoy while having sex: watching TV O answering emails O texting O gift-wrapping c
GQ says if you want to keep the spark alive, you should make your girlfriend think that you're cheating on her. Then... SURPRSlI You were just taking

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