Magazine Sex And Relationship Tips That Are Just So Stupid

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Magazine Sex And Relationship Tips That Are Just So Stupid

There are two places human beings should never, ever take sex points from: pornography and magazines. And, more often than not, the stuff magazines recommend is way worse than what you see in the darker corners of the internet.

For example ...

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Cosmopolitan recommends eating cookies while you're having seX. They suggest eating them off your partner's breasts, eating them from your partner's m

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COSMOPOLITAN IA PRESENTS GRan THE SEXY SPRINKLER Chkis Do downward facing dog overa sprinkler during sex to combine the naughty thrill of outdoor sex

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