14 Weird Things That Happened In The Guardians Universe

Turns out we were pretty close to Kenny G being Drax.
14 Weird Things That Happened In The Guardians Universe

Between murderous vegetation, hyper-literal aliens, and Chris Pratt's abs, there's a lot of cool shit going on in the Guardians of the Galaxy universe. But, as you're about to find out, we were pretty close to having some unbearably bizarre story lines.

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GAMORA AND IRON MAN HOOKED UP In the 2013 run of Guardians of the Galaxy comic, Iron Man briefly joined the team. After a night of drinking and flirti
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In the 1992 Marvel Holiday Special, Gamora spends a heartwarming Christmas with Thanos and receives a baby doll as a gift.
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eresfns In the storyline Annihilation, Drax managed to kill Thanos by punching a hole in his chest and ripping his heart out.
It was revealed in the comics that Rocket Raccoon is from a planet called Halfworld where animals such as he were raised to care for the insane humans
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During Marvel's He hides out as a Secret Wars event, lounge singer Peter Quill ends up under the fake in the Manhattan name of 'Swingin' Battleworld.
Thanos, almighty adoptive father of Gamora and big time Marvel baddie was once upon a time defeated by none other than SQUIRREL GIRL CONGRATULATIONSY

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