30 Error Messages You Never Want to See

Twelve and six were hilarious!

11/19/2009 12:36:13 PM

eoutlaw

is this the internet? screw this I'm gonna dust the web outta my computer

11/18/2009 08:04:12 PM

decepticonale

26 and 7 were the best.

11/04/2009 07:07:55 AM

MR_TD

Internet exlporer has stoped working why f**k you thats why, was the best

10/27/2009 01:53:02 PM

klayb

Number 3 had me LOL ing

10/24/2009 12:18:08 PM

Mattress

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10/23/2009 08:33:52 AM

kaly76hummer

My friends recommended me a very interesting place __EUAgeless.com__ It's a nice and free place for younger women and older men, or older women and younger men, to interact with each other. Age gap is not a problem there. You may wanna check it out and tell your friends.

10/23/2009 08:33:31 AM

kaly76hummer

#18 is the best becoz of its honesty.

10/21/2009 03:05:25 PM

WannaB

#25-hands down!!!!! ah ha ha ha ha! no-don't put it in your pocket!!!!!

10/14/2009 02:12:59 PM

lordbronco

#6 sounds like the most horrifying one to me.

10/13/2009 05:16:46 AM

Amitabho

HAH! I loved #27 and #2 I seriously fell out of my chair... All hail King Stin'zorga!

10/07/2009 05:50:08 PM

ansem1a1

I laughed out loud at #27! Does anyone know, is it from somewhere, or is it just hilarious randomness?

10/07/2009 04:46:55 PM

RevertSpecially

this was the best photoshop contest i've seen yet

10/01/2009 01:04:16 AM

ElmerFudd

Probably the best photoshop contest ever. Made really really LOL.

09/29/2009 12:18:16 PM

sn0wsh00s

#2 was from Pulp Fiction

09/29/2009 11:24:43 AM

Nightcrawler666

#2 was from the boondocks

09/26/2009 06:39:48 AM

mohs786

Incredibly humorous! (:

09/17/2009 04:34:11 AM

svc

#11, so simple yet true

09/16/2009 07:16:51 AM

sn0wsh00s

my girlfriend and I both agree, #3 and #2 were best.

09/16/2009 06:44:56 AM

ScaryCro

#26 and #6 are ace.

09/09/2009 05:28:31 PM

Luigifan

can someone please explain #13?

09/08/2009 07:58:23 PM

TheRunningMan

#2 was perfection.

09/07/2009 04:48:56 PM

sooth_slayer

#3 wish I had gotten that one every day, perhaps it wouldn't have taken me 2.5 years to quit wow.

09/03/2009 04:53:42 PM

alexxarian

These were really good!

09/03/2009 12:00:09 PM

Devilman

These were freakin awesome :)

08/27/2009 01:15:08 PM

wickedmonkey

anyone else notice the achewood contacts in #1?

08/26/2009 08:58:23 PM

robbingdog

Anyone else notice that 24 uses a Windows Vista/7 dialog box and an OS X submit button?

08/26/2009 08:09:00 AM

taintsauce

Number 27 happens to me all the time.

08/19/2009 03:33:27 PM

HarryBalz008

there were some really great this time...

06/17/2009 06:18:00 AM

LumpLarry

awesome

03/30/2009 06:58:00 AM

yesbutnotyou

#2 was the best. :D

03/20/2009 06:44:00 PM

VoodooGum

like #2,, inspired by "Pulp fiction" hilarious.. ;p

03/20/2009 11:05:00 AM

purple16heaven

18,15,13,10,5,and 1 were all hilarious, i wish I was good with Photoshop

03/15/2009 08:06:00 PM

pyromaniacal13

28 shoulve gotten higher too

03/15/2009 08:06:00 PM

pyromaniacal13

I think #23 and #8 were really good they made me laugh!

02/05/2009 09:47:00 AM

moogirl226

That 'cutie' at #5 looks mysteriously like Zhang Zi Yi...

02/02/2009 10:46:00 PM

uzielis

Fuffles haha I Broke how cute. Posted on 12/22/2008 12:21:06 PM

01/01/2009 12:07:00 PM

Vice94

#1 was BY FAR the greatest and whoever created it is a fucking genius.

12/29/2008 09:30:00 PM

Kiluckzle

haha I Broke how cute.

12/22/2008 12:21:00 PM

Fuffles

In case you didn't notice, that wasn't an "ad" but a changing of one that keeps popping up here. I'm as sick as you of seeing these bot messages. Reread what mine was...maybe you'll get a chuckle?

12/06/2008 05:31:00 PM

Shadowcran

call it. friend-o. that never gets old!!! oh and shadowcran,stop trying to sell shit here,nobody cares.

11/28/2008 04:26:00 PM

asskicker

I think someone was drunk while putting this together, and switched #25 and #2. They're both along the same vein as far as humor goes, but #25 was much more well conceived and put together than #2. Besides, Shigurh is just a scary motherfucker.

11/27/2008 09:55:00 AM

Fangirl

23 should've won!

11/14/2008 11:12:00 PM

batshitinsane

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11/14/2008 05:19:00 AM

Shadowcran

@freudialis it was a stress relieving email office workers are known to make. rent out your frustrations at your boss. say whatever you want. but DONT SEND IT. apparently, he already did send it. guess who's not getting a raise?

11/12/2008 07:12:00 PM

specter

What's with #1? I don't get it

10/29/2008 06:31:00 PM

freudialis

+1 internets for guitmusic11 -1 SAN for AmbroseKalifornia

10/28/2008 08:11:00 AM

AmbroseKali

Wow guitmusic11...just wow.

10/23/2008 12:19:00 PM

pantaloonsplat

Well played, guitmusic Well played.

10/18/2008 12:41:00 PM

Airsear

Uh, lilbugz, no it's not. It's from the movie Pulp Fiction. That dude in The Boondocks saying it was meant to be an ironic comparison between him and Samuel L. Jackson's Pulp Fiction character (and, if you understood the reference, it was pretty damn funny as an ironic comparison) You gotta know this stuff, man.

10/12/2008 08:58:00 PM

BilBluesBaggins

lilbuggz, you are, truly, retarded. its from frigging Pulp Fiction you ass

10/10/2008 04:59:00 PM

theycallmeposh

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h7/guitmusic11/systemerror.jpg Check this error message out

10/06/2008 09:26:00 PM

guitmusic11

One was awesome but eleven just has that charm. ;)

09/21/2008 01:06:00 PM

Tartra

19 and 28 were hilarious

09/04/2008 01:16:00 AM

tokabul

Actually, #2 comes from Pulp Fiction, which was a movie filmed over a decade ago. FYI.

08/25/2008 06:03:00 PM

sillycakes

number 2 is from the boondocks

08/20/2008 11:25:00 AM

lilbuggz

11 and 13 are awesome

08/05/2008 02:29:00 PM

ixdontxcare13

numbers 2 and 10 had me laughing

08/01/2008 07:56:00 PM

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07/14/2008 03:44:00 AM

zhaochuan

if #12 popped up on my computer i would sht my pants

06/26/2008 01:22:00 PM

omgukilledkenny

The best one is #28 because it's completely true.

06/26/2008 10:04:00 AM

Elriuhilu

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06/18/2008 08:12:00 PM

seekmuslim

Rofl #2, 17, + 23

06/16/2008 07:22:00 PM

articdragone

Number 12 had me laughing out loud! Good thing all of my coworkers have left for the day!

06/16/2008 03:20:00 PM

Zenobia

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06/10/2008 07:42:00 AM

biggirl4love

Ha They're all great..Electro Boner Online I'm out

06/01/2008 03:36:00 PM

onlocash

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05/31/2008 06:20:00 AM

sahilshah

Hahaha!!!

05/06/2008 01:28:00 PM

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04/14/2008 05:58:00 PM

zequito

2 is the best

04/10/2008 03:24:00 PM

honey-sempai

First!

04/08/2008 08:18:00 AM

kingmonkey

Pure genius. Computers are such assholes. #28 says it all.

04/05/2008 07:21:00 AM

samhagan

XD I cried from joy. Brilliant!

04/02/2008 05:07:00 PM

thejackyl

#12--I agree w/The Fuzz. Brilliant.

04/02/2008 02:37:00 PM

TrapserCat

fiddles: I'm pretty sure it means that all of your music is gone except panic! at the disco. and if you don't already know this, panic! at the disco is one of the worst bands of the 21st century. the fact that their name is panic! at the disco should say something, shouldn't it?

04/01/2008 08:54:00 AM

prussojr

i mean, i dont want to come of sounding like a retard

03/31/2008 01:40:00 PM

fiddles

can someone please explain 14 to me?, i dont really get it,or how its funnier than 24 26, or 17 for that matter. over wise im just going to assume the joke is "panic at the disco are shit" which is all well and true but..you know, its not really th\t funny

03/31/2008 01:38:00 PM

fiddles

Hi 'WarGames' I enjoyed that movie too. NORAD isn't anything like that inside (before anyone asks...yes, I've been inside Cheyenne Mountain). Still, it was an entertaining movie. 'Want to play a game?' Yes Joshua... (OK...you get the idea).

03/30/2008 08:21:00 PM

Ranger

lol. nice. that what one should have won.

03/30/2008 02:12:00 AM

deleted

I guess you could say this article was a comedy of errors. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAno.

03/28/2008 06:19:00 AM

steveysteve

no ads...sluts jeez, come on now!

03/27/2008 08:46:00 PM

sonnyblack

What the fuck is with all the shitty spam?

03/25/2008 12:27:00 PM

beer

"http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/264855/ Seriously, this is like the 5th thing I've seen that Ebaum stole from Cracked." They aren't even really trying to hide it either. I vote fuck'em over.

03/25/2008 09:53:00 AM

AProperVillain

One of the best of its kind, really funny entries, but yet again I must agree that the winner was actually one of the least funny ones - for me, that is. Maybe it's something psychological about expectations building and so on. It's kinda like those hidden camera TV shows where the winner is always the least amusing one. Oh well.

03/23/2008 02:12:00 AM

Bockscar

And by saying #4 I mean #11 of course.

03/22/2008 09:59:00 AM

Howabominable

#4, #11, and #23 are my favorites. My computer might as well just display #4's message when it screws up for all I know about computers.

03/22/2008 09:57:00 AM

Howabominable

yeah what the hell! 24 is the best! hahahah

03/22/2008 02:56:00 AM

Willrock

the winner is always a let down 24 was by far the best 24th place! what the fuck

03/22/2008 02:33:00 AM

Ivan

Hooray a War Games reference! Finally! I've been waiting for this day! In fact my handle is War Games specifically because for months i've been trying to make a matthew broderick in war games reference and shockingly no opportunity has come up. Thank you, robotman, you are my hero.

03/22/2008 02:26:00 AM

WarGames

Really good job! #6 Hi-Larious! #5 very funny, too! I definitely get #3 on my computer, alot.

03/21/2008 10:46:00 AM