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30 Things That Should Never be Adapted to Film

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I think #20 the ROCK PAPER SCISSORS was the best by far ! ! ! HILARIOUS!!! Its like a Thriller .. hahaahha! Love it!! It seems 95% of the time I dont even find #1 remotely funny. especially this one, it was s**tty!

10/02/2009 06:12:21 AM
Portalian

ok the Goomba one and #1 should most definatly be adapted to film. how could you not want to see those??? retards

09/16/2009 11:59:59 PM
Mkubik07

Mike Myers as Sonic?!?!? Dear God NO!!!! The costume is just hideous!!!!!!!!!!!

09/09/2009 05:42:19 PM
Luigifan

Best was Finnegan's Wake. This book makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. Seriously, it has you WTFing from the first sentence.

09/09/2009 12:29:56 PM
jimmyled

Oh God, Myth of Sisyphus! I laughed for about five minutes straight! How could that not have been number 1?! That or Leviticus or Tom Bombadil. :D

05/07/2009 02:47:00 AM
digapygmy

The gazebo one should have won if they made reference to "Eric and the Gazebo"

03/22/2009 11:13:00 AM
Gareth

@Tartra I lol'd so fucking hard. You bastard.

03/12/2009 06:00:00 AM
Doorfink

omg, why isnt #18, #1 its the bestt

02/14/2009 10:11:00 AM
moogirl226

#21 was the best one by far

01/29/2009 08:53:00 PM
Macho Maddness

I dunno, Rock Paper Scissors could be a really good movie in the right hands.

01/17/2009 06:27:00 AM
Tartra

I wanna see the adventures of Tom Bombadil. I was pissed that they left him out. He was definitely on shrooms or something. That's what made him so likeable. I mean, most of the CRACKED staff MUST be on shrooms or pot, so wouldn't you guys be able to relate to him?

01/15/2009 04:05:00 AM
hamsterjelly

I want to see the Sonic one. Wonder how funny it'll be.

12/28/2008 06:01:00 AM
zkzkan

Leviticus (27) or Finnegan's Wake (7) are the best, I can't pick between them.

12/09/2008 08:56:00 AM
kamikazepig

I would see lolcats. In fact, now I want to. Maybe not at the movies... but I'd borrow it while it was still a one-nighter.

10/31/2008 03:02:00 AM
ka_la_la_lira

why is Sonic a GIRL????? You are just freaky, okay??????

10/26/2008 02:57:00 PM
freudialis

What about "LAN Party"? 2 computer geeks take a journey to sex up their LAN parties and gain more popularity in school ala Kid n Play-House Party? My friends I have a habit of rattling off terrible movie ideas when drunk and put the LAN PArty idea at www.thebestmoviesnevermade.wordpress.com

09/08/2008 06:05:00 AM
Leeroy77

I think #21 should've won.

08/19/2008 07:49:00 AM
Saturn500

http://www.ihateyoujulia.com/?id=4eedf9a0d5e2034a6d5ae5d6290a7a1e

08/15/2008 09:52:00 AM
malimar

EddieBrock: you obviously dont watch the show '24'

08/15/2008 03:29:00 AM
guczy

I don't get #11

08/13/2008 10:17:00 PM
EddieBrock412

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