If Everything Was Made by Microsoft

My favourite are the paperclip and the wedding pictures

08/13/2009 02:55:00 PM

wickedmonkey

#14 and #4 were my favorites.

07/22/2009 10:02:00 PM

gladeplugins

#7 should've been #1 in my opinion... but they're all great & so true...

06/27/2009 05:22:00 AM

el_benji

18, 17, 13, and 7 made me laugh out loud

05/22/2009 07:37:00 AM

yesbutnotyou

yeah, fuck microsoft. even safari's auto-spellcheck hates it.

05/18/2009 08:02:00 PM

scallywagfghtr

6 is terrifying. 4 is so true.

05/13/2009 05:46:00 PM

Whambulance

they´re all fucking great but 11 is one of my favourites :D

05/13/2009 08:01:00 AM

LumpLarry

#17 is FALSE as is proved by this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uk2sPl_Z7ZU

05/11/2009 03:18:00 PM

JohnSmith1990

#14 is by far my favorite. That was the only one i actually laughed out loud at. Maybe I'm just biased because that's my favorite book.

05/04/2009 09:27:00 PM

rachel_renegade

Good old Cracked stuffs. Here are more fun videos, "Ridiculous Stunts I Learned in College" http://tv1.com/playlists/78

05/03/2009 11:32:00 AM

sky_slasher

http://www.cracked.com/article_17298_6-random-coincidences-that-created-modern-world.html#postNoComment

05/03/2009 11:32:00 AM

sky_slasher

hahahah all of these are great but my faves are 11, 10, and 7!

05/03/2009 11:09:00 AM

z3ld4l1nk

Two submissions (including the number 2 spot) were jokes about the BSOD. How original. Most of the other submissions were great but my favorite was 7.

05/02/2009 08:04:00 PM

CaptainCapstan

wow! congrats to the readers! these are hilarious! my faves are: 18, 13, 12, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. these are all fantastic though! @ wolfe, lmfao, that would have been hilarious also.

05/01/2009 11:30:00 PM

MavLeeHill

^^ wow they're all really really good i can't choose a favorite

05/01/2009 10:39:00 AM

incarnadine

Both 15 and 16 are the 360's RRoD. Imo the countertop on #13 would've been funnier if it said "Warning; your countertop may be infected. Would you like to run virus scan now?" Maybe with a raw chicken sitting on it. And with the missing knife, maybe "Error 404; Knife not found".

04/30/2009 10:27:00 PM

wolfe

1 and 4 were my favs. I think 16 is a reference to the power button on a 360, being red means it's broke I think.

04/30/2009 09:29:00 PM

Zerocyde

One of the best ever! Haha at achaetes for missing the obvious. I loved 13.

04/30/2009 01:55:00 PM

hazzardous

Number 1 is pretty good... but he spelled "ripcord" incorrectly. That should be grounds for disqualification.

04/30/2009 01:52:00 PM

LordKorax

Nope its the xbox red ring of death

04/30/2009 12:44:00 PM

BonziBuddy

These are great. My take on #16 is that it's a spoof on the 3D Pipes screen saver.

04/30/2009 11:15:00 AM

achaetes

@ m_th_rf_ck_r xactly my point... just as no 20 dsnt exist, no 1s as good as not existing in this coutndown in my opinion as its just a beat down horse.... by far the best of the lot was no 4 and no 7..

04/30/2009 10:36:00 AM

ron128

#7 was amazing, I got a little annoyed just looking at it.

04/30/2009 06:43:00 AM

docemmettbrown

All of these were awesome?! How the hell did that happen? I mean, not just good, but clever, witty, and well made, I, I, I've got something in my eye..... I love you crackateers!

04/30/2009 05:57:00 AM

grumula

Haha... All of these were really great. Number 14 was brilliant.

04/30/2009 02:00:00 AM

zooeykarma

Hahahahaha at 14, 13, 4 and 1. XD

04/29/2009 11:06:00 PM

Hobbaloo

Every single one was hilarious, and they all deserved to win. Well done guys.

04/29/2009 10:58:00 PM

Flubagalub

#16 has the three flashing red lights on it (in the middle) which is what happens to an XBox when there's a hardware failure.

04/29/2009 08:04:00 PM

HexenBexen

#4 is hilarious

04/29/2009 06:54:00 PM

Related2Stress

Wow, pretty much every entry was great this time...favorites are 13 and 9-2. One deserved it this time.

04/29/2009 06:50:00 PM

Rowandswim

number one was cheating. what up with 16?

04/29/2009 06:19:00 PM

das_w00tman

11, 4, and 1 were awesome Finally an animation that deserved to win!

04/29/2009 05:59:00 PM

griffmanr

So much RRoD.

04/29/2009 05:54:00 PM

hamsterjelly

Anyone confused by people's comments on #16: Earlier, the image failed to load, therefore, people (including me) thought it was meta.

04/29/2009 05:48:00 PM

MSJ

#16: It's funny 'cause it's true!

04/29/2009 05:21:00 PM

Sergeant_Basil

That was one of the best in a while.

04/29/2009 04:57:00 PM

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04/29/2009 04:40:00 PM

Shirleyxx

damn it, yet again none of mine were chosen

04/29/2009 04:10:00 PM

Ozzie_Freedom

Deserving winner.

04/29/2009 04:07:00 PM

a_penis

(my ego is suffering because of you)

04/29/2009 03:55:00 PM

Demmagog

on another note... judges I am crushed - CRUSHED - that my Microsoft Cracked.com did not make the list. Not because I think it deserved to win, but because this is the first week I've entered and *not* made the list and, well... I feel like throwing a tantrum about it.

04/29/2009 03:55:00 PM

Demmagog

Mad props to #11 because it actually made me laugh. A lot.

04/29/2009 03:52:00 PM

Jenna_Tullwortz

To everyone saying #1 only won because it is an animated gif (no, it's not Flash Klavier), you need to take another look. It is amazing! The animation is not just *there*, it is used artfully. Comedy is timing and the timing of that simple joke is so perfect it's genius. Is anyone else put in mind of Monkey Island and other sprite-based lucasarts adventure games?

04/29/2009 03:50:00 PM

Demmagog

9 was pretty funny, but a really lo-quality shop. 3 was outright fucking hilarious after I did a double-take.

04/29/2009 03:22:00 PM

SoulPhox

Loved #11! Took me a few seconds to spot the joke, but when I did, I actually laughed out loud (which rarely happens with these contests). I did like the winner as well though.

04/29/2009 03:21:00 PM

captain_cranky

13 and 4 were amazing no. 1 is just another "I won because I used flash" case.

04/29/2009 03:19:00 PM

klavier

Ahh, making fun of Microsoft. Will there ever be a greater passtime?

04/29/2009 03:15:00 PM

EinDose

#2, seriously? SERIOUSLY?

04/29/2009 03:13:00 PM

crmadsen

#4 made me laugh! They were all good.

04/29/2009 03:04:00 PM

RedCricket

#13 is fucking hilarious and #2 totally sucks in an over the top way.

04/29/2009 02:47:00 PM

VKayed

I didn't notice the RRoD on the Large Hadron Collider. I just thought it was because the damn thing breaks every time they turn it on.

04/29/2009 02:06:00 PM

Yarp

A VERY deserving winner, I rarely LOL this big!

04/29/2009 01:20:00 PM

Playbahnosh

The joke with the Hadron Collider is that if you look at the end of it, there's the "Ring of Death" which is the error lights you see when an Xbox messes up. (Which is, of course, owned by Microsoft).

04/29/2009 01:05:00 PM

Freelander

The Hadron Collider and Dalek both have the three red rings of death, which you get on the xbox 360 when it fails.

04/29/2009 01:03:00 PM

laurencaroline

I laughed out loud at #6, but why is someone walking in the Hadron Collider (#16) have to do with Microsoft? I'm also a little unsure of what 15 and 14 mean.

04/29/2009 12:54:00 PM

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04/29/2009 12:28:00 PM

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04/29/2009 12:28:00 PM

kapauldo

16 is the Large Hadron Collider, 15 is Daleks. But I don't get the joke.

04/29/2009 12:23:00 PM

TParadox

11 is great!

04/29/2009 12:14:00 PM

BobbyD84

These were ALL absolutely hilarious.

04/29/2009 12:08:00 PM

DiscoStick

And @ ron128 Difference between #20 and #1 is that #1 exists. Hope I helped!

04/29/2009 11:55:00 AM

m_th_rf_ck_r

@ masta_X "ROTFL" = internet jargon fail (redundant "T") Hope I helped!

04/29/2009 11:52:00 AM

m_th_rf_ck_r

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04/29/2009 11:42:00 AM

AbleBobby

The leader of the Daleks is named Davros.

04/29/2009 11:26:00 AM

aneedleinthehay

Some of these were really good, I loved #14.

04/29/2009 11:17:00 AM

Simski

Oh god, every single one was good. Thanks for the submissions guys.

04/29/2009 11:04:00 AM

civver

Ahaha, #14!

04/29/2009 10:52:00 AM

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04/29/2009 10:39:00 AM

fulllovegirl

why does the gif always win? it's very rarely the best.

04/29/2009 10:27:00 AM

TheManUpstairs

Man, the woman in #3 really needs to take out the trash more often.

04/29/2009 10:22:00 AM

Tayrtahn

8 and 14 were hilarious.

04/29/2009 10:21:00 AM

ramenkingroshi

pray tell me what was the diference betn no 20 and no 1?? no1 is an idea which is flogged to death and just variaitons on dat.. by far, the best was probably no 7. it made me lol.. no 14 with ozymandias was also pretty funny, if ur a comic geek ie... and no 4 deserved to be 2nd. it was also prety funny... bad rankings cracked...

04/29/2009 10:15:00 AM

ron128

Number 3 is my favourite.

04/29/2009 10:01:00 AM

daisyvilla

I loved #6

04/29/2009 09:55:00 AM

Punchline

My bad on the upload, it was my first post, but here is the link again, if people want to see it. Not as clever to make it as "meta" as people said!.

04/29/2009 09:50:00 AM

Blackacre

http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/4-29-09/Blackacre.jpg

04/29/2009 09:50:00 AM

Blackacre

mine was funnier!

04/29/2009 09:41:00 AM

skellator

#11 is by far the best. Hilarious

04/29/2009 09:37:00 AM

LimboLarry

The winner's is fucking brilliant, congrats

04/29/2009 09:29:00 AM

makidian

this is probably a stuid question, but is #16 not suppose to work?

04/29/2009 09:08:00 AM

sallysmanager

ROTFL!!! Wow #1 is really funny! good job!

04/29/2009 09:00:00 AM

masta_X

You know whats really funny? I can't see 16

04/29/2009 08:57:00 AM

Tobias

Awesome work,guys.Every single image is great and the winner is well-deserved.

04/29/2009 08:23:00 AM

sugreev2001

What's 15 supposed to be?

04/29/2009 08:22:00 AM

actionthisday

@cherlindrea its the microsoft Xbox red ring of death, and having to call in to have them replaced. Could have been more clear, by photoshopping the eyes a bit. But the joke was there, just hard to find the context, maybe a speech bubble with something like "welcome to microsoft support" or something would have helped to expediate joke.

04/29/2009 08:07:00 AM

tinygod

@fragg I'd love to explain #15 for you (as I have to respect the use of the Daleks), but it doesn't make sense to me either. Calling for tech support? That's the closest I can come up with. Sad that such a good subject matter was wasted on such an indecipherable joke.

04/29/2009 07:51:00 AM

Cherlindrea

QUOTE from "actionblade": Okay just to be 100% clear, #16 is the shaft of the death star right??? WOW.. just WOW super collider man, it's the super collider.

04/29/2009 07:51:00 AM

tinygod

#16 is the super collider, with the red eye of death from the xbox 360 http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/4-29-09/Blackacre.jpg the image was just uploaded incorrectly, though I do have to say, the image not loading should have bumped it to #2. I'm not sure if animation is allowed, but Who cares, even if it wasnt, #1 should still have been allowed in, based soley upon how awesome it is. #4 is my favorite #14 is a reference from "the watchman"

04/29/2009 07:49:00 AM

tinygod

Okay just to be 100% clear, #16 is the shaft of the death star right???

04/29/2009 07:33:00 AM

ActionBastrd

i love all of them! though, again, the .gif won. there should be a rule about that...

04/29/2009 07:31:00 AM

hellblade

No animation >:(

04/29/2009 07:30:00 AM

cadbury_egg

Thanks for clearing that up for me, MSJ. Never had an XBox, meself. #5: The search engine suggests popular/probable searches that are similar/related to what you are typing in, to help you finish typing in your search. In this case the search engine is suggesting searches that have absolutely nothing to do with what is being typed in and everything to do with praising Microsoft. #14: That is from the Watchmen graphic novel. That is Ozymandias watching a wall of televisions broadcasting from around the world. However, being Microsoft run, they all now have either a blue screen of death or a windows screensaver.

04/29/2009 07:30:00 AM

fragg

I don't get 14 or 5. #1 WAS great, I admit, but I actually liked 7 and 3 better. I'm guessing that #16 is supposed to be ironic, but I'm not 100% sure.

04/29/2009 07:22:00 AM

mournblade

One of my favorites by far, and tayser, great job. I fell out of my chair laughing so hard.

04/29/2009 07:16:00 AM

Martok

Whoa @ #16. Meta as hell!

04/29/2009 07:13:00 AM

MSJ

#15 The Daleks are RROD-ing like Xbox 360s and now their creator (whathisname?) has to call tech support.

04/29/2009 07:12:00 AM

MSJ

Great job as usual!

04/29/2009 06:53:00 AM

Onodera

Someone please explain #15 to me. The rest of these pictures are made of win. The winner...well, it is very funny, but why is animation allowed? 5, 8, 9, and 18 are my favorites.

04/29/2009 06:23:00 AM

fragg

@kmarple1, I went to the URL you gave and I now have a wallpaper for my desktop.

04/29/2009 06:11:00 AM

chicoboy

Image 16: "http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/4-29-09/Blackacre.jpg". There are two URLs in the image tag for some reason.

04/29/2009 06:03:00 AM

kmarple1

16 didn't show up for me. Yay Microsoft! ... -Is shot-

04/29/2009 05:31:00 AM

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04/29/2009 05:29:00 AM

Shirleyxx

Is 16 supposed not to show up?

04/29/2009 05:24:00 AM

Manman20x6

16 should have won. The fact that it won't even load makes it perfect.

04/29/2009 05:21:00 AM

coltonwhite

lol i think that's how 16 is supposed to be, a picture that fails to load.

04/29/2009 05:16:00 AM

Cheezits554

i think #16 is what it is, the pic will not load

04/29/2009 05:12:00 AM

Weirdly

yeah, 16 didn't show up for me either.

04/29/2009 05:11:00 AM

WillardNation

Where's 16?

04/29/2009 05:06:00 AM

coltonwhite

First!

04/29/2009 05:05:00 AM

Edea