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I like number 5. It makes microsoft look like the arrogant a*****es they really are

0 Replies | Reply | Posted on 12/12/2009 9:41 PM
mwilli

My favourite are the paperclip and the wedding pictures

0 Replies | Reply | Posted on 8/13/2009 2:55 PM
wickedmonkey

#14 and #4 were my favorites.

0 Replies | Reply | Posted on 7/22/2009 10:02 PM
gladeplugins

#7 should've been #1 in my opinion...
but they're all great & so true...

0 Replies | Reply | Posted on 6/27/2009 5:22 AM
el_benji

18, 17, 13, and 7 made me laugh out loud

0 Replies | Reply | Posted on 5/22/2009 7:37 AM
yesbutnotyou

yeah, fuck microsoft. even safari's auto-spellcheck hates it.

0 Replies | Reply | Posted on 5/18/2009 8:02 PM
scallywagfghtr

6 is terrifying. 4 is so true.

0 Replies | Reply | Posted on 5/13/2009 5:46 PM
Whambulance

they´re all fucking great but 11 is one of my favourites :D

0 Replies | Reply | Posted on 5/13/2009 8:01 AM
LumpLarry

#17 is FALSE as is proved by this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch

0 Replies | Reply | Posted on 5/11/2009 3:18 PM
JohnSmith1990

#14 is by far my favorite. That was the only one i actually laughed out loud at.
Maybe I'm just biased because that's my favorite book.

0 Replies | Reply | Posted on 5/4/2009 9:27 PM
rachel_renegade

Good old Cracked stuffs. Here are more fun videos, "Ridiculous Stunts I Learned in College" http://tv1.com/playlists/78

0 Replies | Reply | Posted on 5/3/2009 11:32 AM
sky_slasher

http://www.cracked.com/.../...modern-world.html

0 Replies | Reply | Posted on 5/3/2009 11:32 AM
sky_slasher

hahahah all of these are great but my faves are 11, 10, and 7!

0 Replies | Reply | Posted on 5/3/2009 11:09 AM
z3ld4l1nk

Two submissions (including the number 2 spot) were jokes about the BSOD. How original. Most of the other submissions were great but my favorite was 7.

0 Replies | Reply | Posted on 5/2/2009 8:04 PM
CaptainCapstan

wow! congrats to the readers! these are hilarious! my faves are: 18, 13, 12, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. these are all fantastic though! @ wolfe, lmfao, that would have been hilarious also.

0 Replies | Reply | Posted on 5/1/2009 11:30 PM
MavLeeHill

^^ wow they're all really really good
i can't choose a favorite

0 Replies | Reply | Posted on 5/1/2009 10:39 AM
incarnadine

Both 15 and 16 are the 360's RRoD.
Imo the countertop on #13 would've been funnier if it said "Warning; your countertop may be infected. Would you like to run virus scan now?" Maybe with a raw chicken sitting on it. And with the missing knife, maybe "Error 404; Knife not found".

0 Replies | Reply | Posted on 4/30/2009 10:27 PM
wolfe

1 and 4 were my favs. I think 16 is a reference to the power button on a 360, being red means it's broke I think.

0 Replies | Reply | Posted on 4/30/2009 9:29 PM
Zerocyde

One of the best ever!
Haha at achaetes for missing the obvious. I loved 13.

0 Replies | Reply | Posted on 4/30/2009 1:55 PM
hazzardous

Number 1 is pretty good... but he spelled "ripcord" incorrectly. That should be grounds for disqualification.

0 Replies | Reply | Posted on 4/30/2009 1:52 PM
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