The 13 Worst Possible Ad Placements

Wow great job Cracked. I think the winning picture is appropriately placed :3. I love Photoshop contests~

09/20/2009 06:55:16 PM

ChibiLi

There was one time when I was watching something about box jellyfish, which are basically one of the deadliest fuckers in the world, who live off the beaches of Australia. They showed what happened to two scientists who went there and got stung (it's pain and swelling so bad they had to go to the hospital, and they were lucky: it usually just kills people), and then it cut to commercial: come visit Australia's beautiful beaches!

05/06/2009 05:15:00 PM

TheLordOfDance

@Recondite: I'd say the same about #13.

05/04/2009 10:51:00 AM

pimpskinny

#1 is so fucked up...therefore, its one of the funniest things I have ever seen.:3

05/04/2009 10:42:00 AM

wolfgirl90

#7 is hilarious. This is a good real world example: http://i41.tinypic.com/20qj821.jpg

02/25/2009 02:48:00 PM

hausenfluck

no 1 had me laughing out loud, by meself right outa the gate-spreading the word and hurt me some more

02/12/2009 07:03:00 AM

rankcrackup

I saw one irl. I was watching a Law and Order: SVU marathon...sponsored by Viagra

02/10/2009 05:13:00 PM

Jellicle88

#6 isn't bad placement; it's great placement.

02/09/2009 02:03:00 PM

Recondite

I liked #7

02/09/2009 10:01:00 AM

derp

#5, for sure.

02/08/2009 05:47:00 PM

BrickFight

#4, don't we all

02/07/2009 10:27:00 PM

Macho Maddness

#1 is the funniest thing EVAR.

02/07/2009 08:25:00 AM

djphob

wow... people really don't get number one? im guessing the average cracked reader might be retarded...

02/07/2009 05:32:00 AM

tha_booger

I think #4 is the best.

02/07/2009 04:35:00 AM

m3ntallym3

10 and 8 were the best. Number 1 was way too morbid to be funny

02/06/2009 11:30:00 PM

chauncey1973

#6 rules

02/06/2009 05:30:00 PM

YesLoitering

#1 was pretty funny this time, but #7 and #11 were better.

02/06/2009 05:12:00 PM

gladeplugins

This was one of the funniest reader contests I've seen in a long time. Thanks!

02/06/2009 04:05:00 PM

DrFreakazoid

# 10 Wins, hands down!

02/06/2009 03:50:00 PM

UdoShan

#5 is a double. Not only you get his girlfriend in the singles dating pic, but right below it is "Virgin Casino"

02/06/2009 02:17:00 PM

corporeal

#4, #6 and #7 were the best.

02/06/2009 01:55:00 PM

nova_NIN

My favorite's not up there: the suicide helpline/"Just Do It"

02/06/2009 11:06:00 AM

Pistil

for those who dont get #8, summer's eve (the add with the girl) is a douche, a real one, i mean. now think about that and a "fish" taco

02/06/2009 07:39:00 AM

tiggerwitch1

On number seven you actually have to do some reading to get the joke...

02/05/2009 11:44:00 PM

satauros

scratch that, i meant number one

02/05/2009 11:44:00 PM

satauros

i don't get 1, but the rest are funny

02/05/2009 10:17:00 PM

AussieChick

Thank you Cracked, for giving credit where it's due.

02/05/2009 09:12:00 PM

Bullfrog777

11,4,2,and 1 are great. nice job. Jesus luvs hooters. thats gonna get stuck in my head now everytime i see dipers, pam anderson, a hot wings restaurant, or a church.

02/05/2009 09:08:00 PM

Enabsflow

#4, #2, and #1 really made my day. Thank you :)

02/05/2009 08:45:00 PM

Jazzy

i feel dumn for not getting #1 but still funny.

02/05/2009 08:33:00 PM

DamnDirtyHippy

rarely the first one is the best, but #1 had me laughing so hard I almost pooped myself!

02/05/2009 08:25:00 PM

Gaijin1862

number 7 was the best

02/05/2009 08:13:00 PM

vampiredude

fuck yea, John Yeh

02/05/2009 07:41:00 PM

tundragrove

for all people who don't understand #5, its because the girl (probably his girlfriend) that writes on his wall is on the advertisement on the right, the one for hot singles. He then breaks up with his girlfriend presumably for that reason. He also changes his profile picture, probably because she was in it.

02/05/2009 06:57:00 PM

mars78

Well, the first one was good, but it definitely wasn't the best. #11 steals all the glory, it's a real winner.

02/05/2009 06:41:00 PM

mrpopenfresh

lol, these are awesome. I loled at #7 and #1

02/05/2009 05:15:00 PM

AgentScully

#11 took me a second, but I did laff out loud. Trashcan7, follow the stock index on the right to the roller coaster on the left.

02/05/2009 04:43:00 PM

yuma_bill

I liked #2 and #12. #1 was ok, not really the best. And I don't get #8 or #11.

02/05/2009 04:01:00 PM

trashcan7

I started laughing at #5 then even harder at #1. Funniest contest in the last few weeks.

02/05/2009 03:39:00 PM

ixnayer

OH SHIT lmao number 1 really deserved it

02/05/2009 03:34:00 PM

skladmonster

#1 just didn't do it for me. #11 made me laugh the hardest.

02/05/2009 03:31:00 PM

civver

It says "CRACKED staff". Shouldn't it say "CRACKED readers"? Damn CRACKED trying to take all the glory.

02/05/2009 03:25:00 PM

Bullfrog777

This should be the first time that I agree with the first place winner. Really made me laugh

02/05/2009 02:58:00 PM

Binak_Algo

I know but people use LOL so damn much I that they will attach "lol" to just about anything they find amuseing.

02/05/2009 01:58:00 PM

BlackMesa

BlackMesa, abbreviation is the internet. It doesn't have a detrimental effect on grammar in RL. U haff 2 LOL sumtym kthxbai.

02/05/2009 01:48:00 PM

Snap

MUCH funnier than usual (also much funnier than anything at Photoshop Phriday in the last couple years)

02/05/2009 01:47:00 PM

RepairmanJack

another good list

02/05/2009 01:26:00 PM

Driver_8

Ohh ! Thanks, blackmesa, Ididn't understand #5 either.

02/05/2009 12:42:00 PM

timesamillion

Oh, thanks. It's not that funny though.

02/05/2009 12:37:00 PM

diceman89

FYI. In #5 the same girl in the add also posted on his facebook

02/05/2009 12:33:00 PM

BlackMesa

I literally laughed "out loud" at #1

02/05/2009 12:30:00 PM

BlackMesa

#4 was easily the best. "Jesus Luvs Hooters". That'll be a classic.

02/05/2009 12:18:00 PM

Watchtower

I don't get #5. Some one explain it.

02/05/2009 12:18:00 PM

diceman89

#1 is good, but I laughed pretty hard at #10.

02/05/2009 12:04:00 PM

cadylee

#4 FTW

02/05/2009 11:44:00 AM

deaved_wrath

lol #7 and #4

02/05/2009 11:35:00 AM

klavier

Number 4 was the funniest, I cracked up at that one, number 2 was funny and disgusting at the same time (which I like)

02/05/2009 11:16:00 AM

theHeadCase

funny shit

02/05/2009 10:47:00 AM

jpj420

I feel like the more obvious ones are the ones that are ranked the highest. Can we have a little respect for subtlety, guys? Maybe I'm in the wrong place for that. tasteyourmaker.blogspot.com

02/05/2009 10:46:00 AM

thestr

Except for #3, great great GREAT job everyone! This has the be the first of these that (with the exception of #3 - why the fuck is this even on here?) had me cracking up from start to finish. I'll bet some of the ones that didn't make this list are really funny too.

02/05/2009 10:43:00 AM

DavidGee

#3 is a pinch retarded if you think about it. If the nail is going through the Home Depot balloon, don't you think it would crash as well? Am I putting too much thought into this?

02/05/2009 10:41:00 AM

rustytrombone

#11, the roller coaster track is an extension of the graph...

02/05/2009 10:30:00 AM

doozie03

does it make me a bad person for laughing at number 1? Also, I don't get number 11.

02/05/2009 10:25:00 AM

bboykarma

#3 is incredibly stupid and doesn't belong on this list

02/05/2009 10:18:00 AM

biesseb

Possibly the best photoshop contest yet! Although I think 7, 9, 10 and 11 were much better than the winner.

02/05/2009 09:56:00 AM

MaximusRW

#4 is so, SO good!!

02/05/2009 09:56:00 AM

fwmac5

Pretty good contest. #4 and #10 were my faves

02/05/2009 09:47:00 AM

Madchester

#11 is fucking legendary! good job on #1 though. by far the two best in the group

02/05/2009 09:41:00 AM

tard

#6, #10, and #11 were my favorites. What kills me about #6 is that it's actually plausible for those ads to come up.

02/05/2009 09:07:00 AM

LummoxJR

my favorite was the IKEA one. hehe

02/05/2009 08:48:00 AM

gallowsbait

Number one was okay but DID NOT deserve to win. Number three shouldn't have even been on the list. Number 11 should have been much higher up on the list.

02/05/2009 08:35:00 AM

Tartra

Best group ever!

02/05/2009 08:20:00 AM

ConnieDobbs

LMAO at the "Jesus Luvs Hooters" one!

02/05/2009 07:53:00 AM

Truthiness

So... Cracked sucks today, uh?

02/05/2009 07:46:00 AM

nicho

Tripmaverick, Aflac is an insurance outfit in the States that is supposed to continue to pay your income if you're injured on the job.

02/05/2009 07:43:00 AM

ironflange

Baja Fish Taco

02/05/2009 07:33:00 AM

JasonVorhees

I was going to complain about #11 not winning, but then I saw #1. Awesome job.

02/05/2009 07:33:00 AM

Hacksaw_Highway

Did Cracked intentionally put the poop joke at #2. If so, bravo.

02/05/2009 07:30:00 AM

rustytrombone

five and six both took me a second of staring, but then I laughed, personaly my favorites. Did any one else hear the duck from the commercial screaming affflllaaaccckkk! while they looked at number 13?

02/05/2009 07:28:00 AM

Random240

Meh, 11 or 9 were pretty good, but little else was.

02/05/2009 07:25:00 AM

GenPayne

#5 shows dudes new girlfriend being the girl for a singles site. Her picture is at the bottom then on the right side. Took me a minute also. #1 was funny as all hell. Good thinking there.

02/05/2009 06:33:00 AM

RedCricket

@jdhartucus- it took some reading into.. but the pic in the lower left hand corner says she loves the guy is the same used to advertise a dating site. All were awesome, 5 was a bit creepy, and I would love to have seen a "subway" advertisement next to the headline "Jared Fogle chokes to death."

02/05/2009 06:30:00 AM

Daisho

I don't get number 5, where is the unfortunate ad?

02/05/2009 06:26:00 AM

jdhartucus

lol #1

02/05/2009 06:04:00 AM

gamera210

The winner - excellent! I'm so tired of seeing those two yahoos on every site I visit.

02/05/2009 05:54:00 AM

Kevio

I love hooters! I must be Jesus!

02/05/2009 05:52:00 AM

kingmonkey

@TripMaverick: AFLAC, it's an insurance company that pays money to people when they have an accident and can't work.

02/05/2009 05:44:00 AM

worlock93

First contest where every single entry was excellent. Loved the Bestbuy ad.

02/05/2009 05:22:00 AM

asianpork

#6 - So true. Good pick for #1. LOL

02/05/2009 05:15:00 AM

Ish

Number four wins.

02/05/2009 05:14:00 AM

Chel

Those are actually all incredible.

02/05/2009 05:13:00 AM

Richaod

No it was not. 13-7 or so were most of the best ones. And why does it say McBeefy won when there's a different name under the winning entry?

02/05/2009 05:12:00 AM

perashaman

what number one was not as good as 2 or 10 why do you hurt my head by making this baffling choices for #1

02/05/2009 05:10:00 AM

crank916

Im guessing 13 is an american company I cant make out the ad.

02/05/2009 05:06:00 AM

TripMaverick