20 Celebrity Lives (In Flowchart Form)

#14 was the s**t.

11/06/2009 03:26:24 PM

shiranaru

haha i liked the underpants gnomes reference in 17

10/04/2009 07:09:57 PM

seanLAX8

#8 - LMAO

09/25/2009 02:35:47 AM

CitizenDildo

Cage, Ozzy and Caruso are awesome but #18 is horrible(Mystery can probably nail everything that has a vagina including your mother)

07/11/2009 04:56:00 PM

thebega

What's really scary? That new Disney talking hamster flick G-Force follows #1's formula almost exactly. Freaky. And it's not even a Dreamworks flick either.

07/08/2009 12:32:00 PM

Truthiness

Pass out --> Regain Consciousness. LOL

06/27/2009 04:07:00 PM

Colombus

#7 will always, always be my favourite. The whole 'Is this a party?' thing cracks me up every time I read it. Whoever made that, I love you.

06/15/2009 02:44:00 PM

Tartra

the Rush Limbaugh one was hilarious. I was stuck with a host parent once who played him on the radio day after day after hour... after... hour...

03/23/2009 05:35:00 PM

JakkRabbit

I personally thought the Nicholas Cage one was the best. I lol'd for almost five minutes, so my sides hurt. And now I'm crying. :D Ozzy had a pretty good one, too.

03/15/2009 10:10:00 PM

Salahd

LMAO at "Story is not a mathematically measurable concept - fuck it."

02/16/2009 11:31:00 AM

Truthiness

3 things about cracked i don't understand.1 spammers,fuck them,2why blur swearing when the articles r full of them and 3 i will use l33t

01/22/2009 03:06:00 AM

lolwut!

6 sums up Dali perfectly. Did Cracked ever do an article on clearly deranged artists? I know Da Vinci used to disect corpses he found floating in the river and sketch them (remember the sketches of the baby in the womb? Wrong on so many levels).

01/20/2009 10:15:00 PM

CorruptUser

Why Men Should Only Marry Rhythmic Gymnasts... LOL! http://www.tokillfor.com/view_video.php?viewkey=10f86959e5f2fcd90da5&page=1&viewtype=&category=mr

01/20/2009 09:09:00 PM

dalekiloveyou

Why is Li'l John wearing a Holland-track top?

01/20/2009 04:45:00 AM

HappyHomer

I lurk the forums--actually posting has turned out badly so far--and I must say it's pretty awesome to see Mortal Wombat's name in lights. Or, in black on a white screen.

01/19/2009 09:45:00 PM

MLE05

Worst American Idol auditions ever - compilation vid!: http://www.tokillfor.com/view_video.php?viewkey=58df1cb307296a736caa&page=5&viewtype=&category=mr

01/19/2009 04:46:00 PM

dalekiloveyou

Nicolas* ;)

01/18/2009 08:26:00 PM

whit1

The Nicholas Cage one is SO TRUE. Salvador Dali's too. Mystery's also.

01/18/2009 08:24:00 PM

whit1

#6 was the best.

01/18/2009 06:13:00 PM

Davian

I can't believe the Tiger Woods one didn't involve 'Sex with Scandinavian Model Wife'.

01/18/2009 02:25:00 PM

un-clever

I actually can't get over how hilarious #6 is. It's going to be my wallpaper now.

01/18/2009 11:44:00 AM

GenericHuman

All were awesome but, 19 and 6 FTW! I was laughing so hard! Thank you!

01/18/2009 11:37:00 AM

GenericHuman

worst. anything. ever. [...fail]

01/17/2009 09:16:00 PM

dVs

who were #18 & #13? and I think #17 can also easily be applied to JJ Abrams

01/17/2009 03:57:00 PM

PalinIsNotAMILF

#1 deserves to be there, even if it wasn't really hand drawn (if it really was, then even more so)--because it's a lot easier to follow than most of the others and makes the most sense. Mortal Wombat FTW.

01/17/2009 09:23:00 AM

armitage112

I am in awe of 14. Perfection.

01/17/2009 08:22:00 AM

TomcatChick

oy, who was the guy in 18? i thought it was funny but i dont know who he is!

01/17/2009 04:52:00 AM

das_w00tman

9 was definitely the best. Honestly, a little bit of poo came out.

01/16/2009 05:04:00 PM

Potato

LMFAO! LOVE #18.....he's such a douche!

01/16/2009 06:36:00 AM

thecatlady

#9 thumbs!

01/16/2009 03:41:00 AM

Obefiend

Didn't the only one that was actually drawn by hand win the last time we we're supposed to draw flowcharts?

01/16/2009 02:24:00 AM

Pootah

didn't laugh until #5. then didn't laugh again.

01/15/2009 08:17:00 PM

WOW!

I assume you have to watch TV to get numbers 20, 13, 9, 3 and 1, because they make absolutely no sense to me. I fucking hate TV.

01/15/2009 05:37:00 PM

gnarlyhotep

random advertisement that has nothing to do with post.

01/15/2009 03:14:00 PM

mr_izan

Another truely dreadful "photoshop friday" ripoff.

01/15/2009 03:06:00 PM

myassishauted

Couldn't even be bothered to read most of them. Gene Simmons was good.

01/15/2009 02:35:00 PM

Elbereth

#9 made me laugh so hard.

01/15/2009 02:03:00 PM

Eleventyfour

I'm disappointed there was no mention of "tot mom" in #4.

01/15/2009 12:16:00 PM

Oughttobenought

Swedish chef is hilarious!

01/15/2009 12:06:00 PM

AnyaP

gene simmons=perfect. so was david caruso. tiger woods was witty, maybe not funny.

01/15/2009 11:40:00 AM

tpowell1239

That Swedish Chef one is going to be my new wallpaper.

01/15/2009 11:21:00 AM

LucyW.

agree. #2 is deh win.

01/15/2009 11:03:00 AM

johnangel13

#2 - Swedish Chef - Incredible. Bork Bork!

01/15/2009 10:13:00 AM

BuckleAU

How did the Chuck Norris chart not make it?

01/15/2009 05:44:00 AM

morphiaflow

wow, love it i d like to share it with my friends on wealthymeetup.com

01/15/2009 03:55:00 AM

honeyjack1236

16 12 9 6 2 were good. Tiger Woods one was funny, as was the CSI one. #1 while the concept was good was annoying to read...actually it was horrible

01/15/2009 01:26:00 AM

Wally

NO ONE liked the Sam Jackson one? If for nothing else than the little "Is this a party" "Yes?" "THIS PARTY'S OVER!!" in the corner.

01/14/2009 09:40:00 PM

Jack-O

lol Does the Focus Group like it? - > no - > allll the way back to spin the animal wheel lol

01/14/2009 07:44:00 PM

Meiyo

1, 2, 6, and 10 were my favorites. "You, Sir, appear to be completely wasted. good day." xD

01/14/2009 07:31:00 PM

mr_zimmer

#5, #6, #8 and #9 were the best

01/14/2009 07:00:00 PM

KOFS

I think #1 deserved to win. It was spot on if you ask me "IT'S SCIENCE!" and if you can't read it, shoulda gone to specsavers!

01/14/2009 06:56:00 PM

Smegfist

The Gene Simmons one was hilarious. lol @ #1 too, the animal wheel XD

01/14/2009 06:28:00 PM

Mighty

dali was probably my favorite, but the nicolas cage was hilarious too. MORE RIDICULOUS!

01/14/2009 05:57:00 PM

punkywaffle

Dali was the best! Hands on!

01/14/2009 05:36:00 PM

Playbahnosh

Dali one was my favorite, but the Swedish Chef one made me laugh, too.

01/14/2009 05:09:00 PM

shaker28

Dali's was the best.

01/14/2009 04:08:00 PM

Parsat

#9 for me with its simplicity. "Have I got my sunglasses on or haven't I? None of the other crap matters anyhow!"

01/14/2009 04:01:00 PM

Clubfoot

#5 was laugh-out-loud funny.

01/14/2009 03:57:00 PM

Hacksaw_Highway

i dont kno what yall are talkin bout, 20 is the ONLY funny one. nice and short, and funny as hell

01/14/2009 03:33:00 PM

faaaaq

#3 got a few chuckles, so did 19.

01/14/2009 03:25:00 PM

JackMcPoop

It seriously says in the letterhead that he lives at Mos Eisley Street. I mean, Jesus Christ.

01/14/2009 03:21:00 PM

lol_alf

Referencing Star Wars is now officially dead, because #14 killed it.

01/14/2009 03:18:00 PM

lol_alf

BTW this time around its worth checking out the ones that did not make it. Some of them are absolutely hilarious.

01/14/2009 03:09:00 PM

Truthiness

Mst of these really suck, either they weren't flow charts at all, were too long or just unfunny. The best one were either well planned out or funny. Oh yeah, and who the hel is #19?

01/14/2009 02:59:00 PM

mrpopenfresh

hard to get laughs from flowcharts - proven entirely by this.

01/14/2009 02:50:00 PM

zsasz

the salvador dali one is by far the best lol "has your spine migrated?" hahahaha

01/14/2009 02:32:00 PM

theycallmeposh

I loved the Michael Vick one. That's the only one I chuckled at.

01/14/2009 02:23:00 PM

PantherHeel93

i like #9, probably a /b/ guy:p

01/14/2009 02:16:00 PM

Otaku

I can safely say I didn't laugh once at any of these. Not even a little pity chuckle. :[

01/14/2009 02:11:00 PM

jsteen

I can't even make out what the winner says.

01/14/2009 01:55:00 PM

Yarp

#1 deserved its spot.

01/14/2009 01:37:00 PM

civver

That Andy Warhol one just hurts.

01/14/2009 01:23:00 PM

greeen

Actually Gene Simmons flow chart is -wake up do you have more money than yesterday? No- release another Kissology for $30 Yes- release another Kissology for $30

01/14/2009 12:53:00 PM

BorrisBurritto

who is the last guy?

01/14/2009 12:48:00 PM

rin

Needs more hijinks!

01/14/2009 12:26:00 PM

popmaker

lol@#9 and #17

01/14/2009 12:22:00 PM

cchaos

#6 got the biggest laugh out of me by far XD

01/14/2009 12:05:00 PM

Kaedechtu

#8 was the shit.

01/14/2009 12:02:00 PM

nova_NIN

agreed, I liked the Chuck Norris one, and the Rickrolled one...maybe I'm just a dork

01/14/2009 11:59:00 AM

timsgm

I know it was 'anti-establishmentarianism', but the Chuck Norris one on the forums was funny. Kudos to those who posted.

01/14/2009 11:55:00 AM

bydonn

I loved #9, but there was one thing missing: Put on sunglasses----->YEEAAAAAAHHHH!!

01/14/2009 11:35:00 AM

nchammer326

Who the fuck are most of these people?

01/14/2009 11:07:00 AM

nothing

I really hate Nancy Grace.

01/14/2009 10:12:00 AM

tank

The Katzenberg one was admirable in how much work went into it, but the Cage one was the funniest, IMO.

01/14/2009 10:11:00 AM

homsar

haha, congrats to everyone who made the cut, they're all pretty funny.

01/14/2009 10:09:00 AM

Gregoclock

18 is the Pick Up Artist, the host of the show on VH1 as he was once a former dork. 13 has a name: Ty Pennington, who is bviously on some drugs but ABC is covering for him. Loved most of these. Kudos to anyone who created one about an artist.

01/14/2009 10:05:00 AM

Enabsflow

maybe this isn't the right site for me to visit. once again, I just don't think these were the funniest...however the Sherlock Holmes one was pretty damned good

01/14/2009 10:03:00 AM

timsgm

That one was too wordy... I didn't really like that contest so much as the others.

01/14/2009 09:54:00 AM

Obtusetriangle

Good stuff. I'm lost on 18 and 13.

01/14/2009 09:49:00 AM

Jmx70inNJ

I thought the Salvador Dali one was brilliant. Well done!

01/14/2009 09:36:00 AM

Cherlindrea

number 19 the winner by far, "is hair rediculous enough?" gas!

01/14/2009 09:30:00 AM

Roy-Drage

my vote's for 19 and 18. i fuckin' hate nicholas cage.

01/14/2009 09:16:00 AM

robotlove

Yeah, who the hell is number 18?

01/14/2009 08:53:00 AM

Aiden

#10 wins.

01/14/2009 08:50:00 AM

staker2

And no, I did not make the Helen Keller chart, so don't think I'm just trying to promote myself.

01/14/2009 08:38:00 AM

Bender_Is_Great

Bullshit. The Helen Keller chart was one of the few that made me laugh out loud when I first saw it, but it didn't even place on the list. I call shenanigans. SHENANIGANS I SAY.

01/14/2009 08:36:00 AM

Bender_Is_Great

I don't know who #18 is....

01/14/2009 08:32:00 AM

kazarkus

That was pretty confusing, I couldn't read two of them (holmes and the winner), other's I didn't get. Still others i got, but didn't find funny. I suppose my fave one though was the ozzy one.

01/14/2009 08:27:00 AM

MichaelFurlong

I think #11 wins just for the NNN

01/14/2009 08:26:00 AM

Patella-Prizer

#8 and #9 are hilarious, and #6 is brilliant!

01/14/2009 08:13:00 AM

Ish

The Andy Warhol one was fucking hilarious,

01/14/2009 08:06:00 AM

Truthiness

its not often that I outright laugh at these, but #6 did it for me.

01/14/2009 08:06:00 AM

jollycynic

The winner's is too hard to read. The writing is too small. It's probably funny though. Maybe. This topic just kinda fell flat.

01/14/2009 08:05:00 AM

kellybrisbin

#9 Is the true winner, it's never #1..

01/14/2009 07:53:00 AM

DarkReaches

The Dali & Holmes ones were my favorites, but I can't complain about the winner. Upon writing that sentence, it occurs to me that I may have come down with a touch of the pretentious nerd. I'm gonna go lie down.

01/14/2009 07:51:00 AM

myturn

That was possibly the most confusing thing i have ever seen!!

01/14/2009 07:37:00 AM