If Everything In Life Came With Warning Labels

The show "Happy Days" went downhill after the Fonz jumped a shark on water skis. In a similar way, the "Indiana Jones" series went downhill after they made "Kingdom of the Crystal Skull."

11/01/2009 07:00:13 PM

MsCep

I don't get #11. I hate not understanding things, it's a very present handicap in my life.

10/29/2009 02:08:04 PM

Aquarius121

AHH i didn't like #1! i hate spiders

10/18/2009 03:16:20 AM

CitizenDildo

Randomex: I hate babies. I run them over in my dumptruck for fun. I will run over your baby, For once #1 was at least good. #7 was awesomesauce. Britain relatedness for the f**king win.

10/04/2009 05:03:34 PM

BGH122

>.< AHHHHH!!!!! #1 SCARED ME!!. I think 8 should've won too

09/20/2009 06:43:40 PM

ChibiLi

No man 8 is the greatest ever

07/25/2009 05:22:00 PM

cockmaster

Lol I play guitar Hero all the time. That warning sums me up pretty well. xD

04/20/2009 08:04:00 PM

RammsteinFoSho

Number 6 was awesome. . . so true, so true :)

04/19/2009 09:17:00 AM

ymala1

Haha #8

03/28/2009 06:15:00 PM

cockmaster

for once, #1 was the best

03/15/2009 04:31:00 PM

d4v3m4n

#14 is a really cute baby picture :) (Don't you just love pointless comments?)

03/01/2009 08:52:00 AM

Randomex

Oh my god no!!! i screamed and started crying when i saw number one. i am so terrifyed by spiders.i wasn't paying attention to the computer, and when i looked back, i screamed. then the crying began. my mom thought a rapist was in my room. soo not cool, man.

02/19/2009 05:26:00 PM

Mrs.Lovett

#11 = Genuis!

01/24/2009 11:43:00 PM

YoshimitsuXXII

__ W-E-AL-T H Y -ME-E-TUP. C O M__ I'm glad to come here, I am a sexy baby boomer who is a sports lover, just seeking mature dating fun or whatever comes. I'm fun, and know how to have a great time, I just upload my latest blog on --- W E A- L T- H -Y -M -EE- TUP .C O M ---

01/15/2009 11:46:00 PM

cathylinda

I liked the Heroes one, but the warning should have been shorter... like: "Best before June 2007". Other than that I like #5, #4 and #2 best.

01/15/2009 01:24:00 AM

MadDogX

Idiot Indiana State Trooper swaps job for blowjob: watch news story here! http://www.tokillfor.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ef094ba80bd0b8c4e04b&page=1&viewtype=&category=mr

01/14/2009 09:56:00 PM

dalekiloveyou

haha loved #2. it did cause eye strain.

01/14/2009 09:09:00 PM

oxyMORON

#16 anyone who wears one is a douchebag. no matter who or what you are

01/13/2009 04:02:00 PM

AwesomeHL

Oh wow, if you don't understand number 1 then there is no whimsy left in your life and I pity you.

01/13/2009 03:44:00 AM

ramenkingroshi

This week was fantastic.

01/13/2009 03:43:00 AM

ramenkingroshi

i agree with #15 the most... but should have added that also causes memory laps and bulimic tendencies if too much is imbibed

01/11/2009 07:33:00 PM

scorpioqueen86

#16 was my favorite. I have a co-worker who wears one of those necklaces and he is a total douchebag.

01/11/2009 06:43:00 AM

Beppo

16 should have been higher up, but i agree with number 1.

01/11/2009 01:08:00 AM

Tiberius

i have to agree that the winner is only funny in a lame sort of way. it's funny because it is redundant, and there were several better ones in the runners-up (for example, 17, 14, 9, 5 or 2??)

01/10/2009 05:03:00 PM

bibliophilica

Can someone please tell me why the winner of all of these contests is always the absolute lamest entry?

01/10/2009 11:57:00 AM

pasquinade3

Ehh, not that funny then. NoFC said this so I figured there was something to get: "...#1 is a pretty funny inside joke." Whatever then.

01/10/2009 11:47:00 AM

Ganon

LMAO at necklace-wearers getting butt-hurt over the warning label..

01/10/2009 06:25:00 AM

Cheesy74

LMAO at guitar hero players getting butt hurt over the warning label.. Oh and I almost forgot I WEAR ONE OF THOSE NECKLACES and just because I do does not mean that I am a D-Bag, because I have scoured the Earth to find each and every piece of shell to string together!

01/10/2009 04:06:00 AM

TMan

I'm . . . not really sure there's anything to get with #1. It's sorta obvious. That's what I found so funny about it, is its ridiculous simplicity.

01/09/2009 06:16:00 PM

Tiamatty

I sum up. It's a big scary spider, and it's got a warning on the bottom that warns you that it is a big scary spider.

01/09/2009 06:00:00 PM

Mothermagna

nothing to get, it's just funny as fuck

01/09/2009 05:43:00 PM

wizardofchron

I don't get #1, and I know I'm not the only one. Could someone please explain it?

01/09/2009 05:31:00 PM

Ganon

Also, Potemkin, while I appreciate your politeness and eloquence, please re-read Drew's comments. They imply that all people who play guitar hero are like this. A far cry from only people who claim they can play a guitar because of it.

01/09/2009 05:16:00 PM

Cheesy74

Gemineye: I am missing both my middle fingers, and my left index finger is immobile. I'm pretty good at playing guitar hero with my left ring and pinky finger, but god knows I couldn't hit any frets on a real guitar.

01/09/2009 05:13:00 PM

Cheesy74

literally everyone I know who can play guitar hero on expert can also play real life guitar to some extent, including myself. Yes, we realize guitar hero is a video game. Yes, we realize it's fake. Yes, we've all seen that South Park episode. Yes, we're all douchebags.

01/09/2009 04:18:00 PM

T.C.

#2 was very nice. Guitar Hero's not that bad... Of course, those "d-bags" who think thecy can play the goddamn guitar get on my fucking nerves!

01/09/2009 04:09:00 PM

jwu1993

guys i have no problem with people playing guitar hero, just the people who brag about being good at it/ think they can play real guitar. drop it.

01/09/2009 01:25:00 PM

jamin9306

#2, 11, and 12 made me giggle. #1 is a pretty funny inside joke.

01/09/2009 12:26:00 PM

NoFC

who the hell cares about people hating or liking guitar hero. this is fucking comedy here. everyone's going to hate or like something. why dont you just give it a rest. no one cares.

01/09/2009 11:58:00 AM

kami

I don't understand why everyone is hating on guitar hero, it's just a game! I've tried to learn how to play an actual guitar, and failed miserable. However, I do enjoy playing guitar hero. It is challenging, but it's just a game. Don't freak out about it... it's not like anyone thinks they're going to become a rockstar by playing guitar hero, geez.

01/09/2009 10:21:00 AM

hibiscuslc

#17 should be: "Warning: Do Not 'Hit' or 'Tap' That. You Don't Know Where It's Been"

01/09/2009 10:10:00 AM

FirstClassHeel

why are people making such a big fucking deal about the guitar hero thing? who fucking cares? you are not actually playing songs. just like when i play guitar i'm not actually playing guitar hero. Cheesy, not being a smart ass, what handicap doesn't let you pay guitar but lets you play GH?

01/09/2009 10:08:00 AM

Gemineye870530

#13, underage or not they all look pretty damn hot to me.

01/09/2009 08:46:00 AM

buckyboy72

I think I heard that Slash can only play medium. It really is nothing like a real guitar.

01/09/2009 08:35:00 AM

altare

#11 for me and #1 is just shit!

01/09/2009 08:04:00 AM

Obefiend

Shut the fuck up Cheesy. Peopl who walk around saying they can play a song they can play on guitar hero are douchebags. That is the point being made. Nothing more, nothing less.

01/09/2009 06:55:00 AM

Potemkin

I think #1 is actually my favourite. That's pretty frigging funny.

01/09/2009 04:43:00 AM

Tiamatty

I will have to say that my favorite has to be the HungryMan. hahahahahahh but ewwwwww

01/09/2009 04:29:00 AM

dcfemella

As I said, due to my physical handicap, I can't play the guitar. Should I "learn to play a real guitar" too, Drew?

01/09/2009 04:11:00 AM

Cheesy74

I think people who say that about Guitar Hero don't quite get the concept of video games. I enjoy GH *because* I can't actually play the guitar. I also can't, in real life, infiltrate high-security government buildings and assassinate dangerous dictators - I suppose I'm a douchebag for pretending to?

01/09/2009 02:18:00 AM

johnnye87

#1 isn't that funny.

01/09/2009 01:24:00 AM

arkan

4 hurts the heart for me!! (I'm playin expert)

01/09/2009 01:20:00 AM

Seargent_Ray

Have I mentioned before that jars of peanuts actually say "WARNING: CONTAINS PEANUTS." Holy fuck, people are stupid. If you are allergic to peanuts, please die so that America doesn't look quite so damn retarded. Thank you. Also, #4 should have won.

01/09/2009 12:29:00 AM

anaughtybear

They like me, they really like me...

01/08/2009 11:54:00 PM

Veiko

Jack-O, I do play guitar. And I suck. But I don't walk around going "Hey! I can play Even Flow by Pearl Jam! See!" *red yellow blue blue green red yellow yellow* That's the difference. I actually spend time learning a real guitar. Not just learning how to press buttons corresponding to colors.

01/08/2009 11:12:00 PM

drew081886

This is the first time I thought number 1 really deserved to win, although I think the picture should have had a label above it. "WARNING: spawn of satan below. Scroll down at own risk."

01/08/2009 10:45:00 PM

Whambulance

No. one was by far the best, thank you for that

01/08/2009 10:43:00 PM

Ruskayakorova1

After a long pause I got #11 and laughed way too hard.

01/08/2009 10:41:00 PM

swagar

Those all sucked.

01/08/2009 09:13:00 PM

Coffee

Drew: Wow, yeah you...and every unpublished guitarist in America...and the lead singer of Nickelback. Good on ya! #5 must be the greatest.

01/08/2009 09:06:00 PM

Jack-O

11 FTW

01/08/2009 08:58:00 PM

TomcatChick

Number 16 was awesome! I thought I was the only one who hated those damn necklaces!

01/08/2009 08:58:00 PM

Karen

And really, not a bad one in the bunch. Although I can't stop looking at No. 17 for some reason.

01/08/2009 08:46:00 PM

hvymtalmachine

@drew081886: Amen! Same goes for games like Call of Duty. Fight a real war, slackers. Or the GTA series. Quit talking about how hard you all are and commit some real crimes, bitches!

01/08/2009 08:41:00 PM

hvymtalmachine

Number 4 is your fucking winner. Bottom line. Finally someone says it out loud. I fucking hate Guitar Hero. Learn to play a real guitar assholes. Number 4 wins. Give him money.

01/08/2009 08:29:00 PM

drew081886

Oh No.1 and 2 were great... oh man.

01/08/2009 07:37:00 PM

jjmmtt

The Bangkok Dangerous one is the best! "Now on Blu-Ray & DVD" Thanks for the heads up. Will avoid at all costs.

01/08/2009 07:18:00 PM

warlockjackson

Really liked the spider at #1. The size of the sign cracked me up. It seemed something like a small warning sign attached to the bottom of a bottle of nitro- glycerine: "Warning, do NOT shake!"

01/08/2009 06:38:00 PM

Clubfoot

#1 was great!

01/08/2009 06:38:00 PM

Brizz

#11 if GREAT. I am going to steal that sign now, go to all the stores and put it on the Simpsons Season 11 dvd set, X-Files Season 6 and ALL over the Star Wars prequel trilogy set.

01/08/2009 06:18:00 PM

stansimpson

Finally! A #1 that's actually funny!

01/08/2009 06:15:00 PM

allpuffedup

Can someone explain to me why #2 made it and http://www.cracked.com/forums/index.php?topic=42165.msg1041760#msg1041760 The whole topic was hysterical with few exceptions, we needed to do a top 50 here.

01/08/2009 05:37:00 PM

ajw194

LOL@ jumping the shark. It really did. As much as I love the 2 leading men, they shouldn't have made another one. Number 13 made me laugh out loud, it's so true, and number 1 was pretty funny. lol

01/08/2009 05:25:00 PM

psyann

Not sure it matters anymore, but #15 was plagiarized from an audio file spoofing medicine commercials (they used tequila instead of beer), and those side effects were four of the ones listed in the commercial.

01/08/2009 05:24:00 PM

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01/08/2009 05:04:00 PM

TwistedSaw

Goddammit CantCatchMe and Cracked! I just *finally* got over that Spawn of Satan spider and now you hit me with this! GAAAAA!!!

01/08/2009 04:49:00 PM

Mioljinr

17 should have been much higher up, but for once I definatly agree with the #1 choice. Very nice.

01/08/2009 04:23:00 PM

Firecrotch

I like Guitar Hero, but the warning label on it was awesome. there are a lot of douchebags in my school who think they can play guitar after beating Guitar Hero.

01/08/2009 04:19:00 PM

Hacksaw_Highway

#1 made me lol and do a full body shiver at the same time. Well done.

01/08/2009 04:09:00 PM

Horsepower67

Thanks so much, CantCatchMe, now I'm seeing spiders everywhere. It was a good one, though.

01/08/2009 04:02:00 PM

captain_cranky

#14 and #11 were good, but #13 was the best.

01/08/2009 03:59:00 PM

Tunikidya

#1 was totally not funny, mostly because it's going to give me nightmares.

01/08/2009 03:52:00 PM

daisyvilla

#1 sucked. #2 or #4 should've won. Rest were good.

01/08/2009 03:19:00 PM

civver

all great except #1 3 & 11 were the best #17 should've said something like "even though this girl dresses & acts slutty, she will never have sex with you"

01/08/2009 02:42:00 PM

PalinIsNotAMILF

For a site that *successfully* lampoons pop culture, I'm surprised so many people didn't get #11 (Jumping the shark) - although I do like it's new replacement - launching the fridge!

01/08/2009 02:34:00 PM

zenlikejen

I actually enjoyed all of these, and #1 actually seems like it deserved the spot.

01/08/2009 02:30:00 PM

Raggle

I'm honestly rather offended by #4. I only have 4 fingers per hand, so I can't play a real guitar, but I am quite good at GH, playing with two fingers. I'm tired of being told I'm a douchebag and that I think I can play a guitar. I can't, and I know I can't. Is it impossible to play any game without some elitist questioning your sexuality anymore?

01/08/2009 02:20:00 PM

Cheesy74

#16 is actually quite hilarious

01/08/2009 02:19:00 PM

thedon12

i dont get 11 but they were all pretty good

01/08/2009 02:11:00 PM

mtrix534

#1 woul have made me laugh a lot if I didn't whiz past the page because i hate spiders. #5 made me lol

01/08/2009 02:05:00 PM

cchaos

#6 all too true.

01/08/2009 01:32:00 PM

Parsat

#1 was the only one that made me laugh but everyone of them were pretty good.

01/08/2009 01:22:00 PM

thedamned

Hey, I really like Hungry Man TV dinners, especially the one you've shown in the photo! They're still probably better than Mc D's!

01/08/2009 01:18:00 PM

darkknight9761

#14 wasn't as good as the other ones by red_fish_blues that had a sign on the kids forehaed. I was disapointed

01/08/2009 01:02:00 PM

articdragone

The spider one actually did make me laugh out loud. But they were all pretty funny.

01/08/2009 12:56:00 PM

cadylee

11 is hilariously subtle. It's a depiction of a guy jumping a shark. Interestingly enough, TVTropes.org has declared that the movie version of "jumping the shark" is "launching the nuclear fridge."

01/08/2009 12:54:00 PM

TParadox

These are never funny.

01/08/2009 12:43:00 PM

Grayburn

The Guitar Hero one should be moved to #1 merely by the number of whiny bitches in the comments having a sook about their precious Fisher Price development toy.

01/08/2009 12:42:00 PM

echocharlie

Warning: Number 1 may not be the best.

01/08/2009 12:38:00 PM

Swaimfan

i don't get 11

01/08/2009 12:38:00 PM

madman1

Liked #5 and #2. #1 will haunt me.

01/08/2009 12:25:00 PM

nchammer326

Two, five, ten and eleven, in no particular order. Although #11 should be #1. Methinks you guys held down the 1 key slightly too long.

01/08/2009 12:22:00 PM

Pedgerow

I'm wondering how long it will be before someone has an actual tattoo of #17 (Warning: Sex makes babies) stamped on her ass.

01/08/2009 11:36:00 AM

ThatJeff

my ex/baby-daddy is an award-winning guitarist and he constantly bitches about how guitar hero fanboys think they can actually play guitar

01/08/2009 11:18:00 AM

trance.stimuli

wow, this is the 1st time i love all the entries. except #16

01/08/2009 11:09:00 AM

sallysmanager

Coming from someone who absolutely despises the PMRC (as well as any group that censors free thought / expression), I think #2 was absolutely hilarious and should have been the winner.

01/08/2009 11:04:00 AM

Truthiness

What!!! Number 17 was the best! Of course I might be biased, it took a minute before I even saw the label :)

01/08/2009 11:03:00 AM

tk229

bassmanchris: Your comment about d-bags is as much an indicator of your shitty friendmaking ability as it is anything else.

01/08/2009 10:58:00 AM

kwame

#5 should have won. At least, it was the only one that made me literally laugh out loud.

01/08/2009 10:55:00 AM

wocket

Warning: Trolls below.

01/08/2009 10:48:00 AM

Chaos Merchant

#10 and #4 are great...especially since I just bought that game for the first time and I am totally kicking my husbands ass!

01/08/2009 10:47:00 AM

cmgrace

Where the fuck is the Obama one? Also GH won't make you play real guitar but it's good excercise for your fingers.

01/08/2009 10:34:00 AM

nova_NIN

75% of the people who play Guitar Hero also play guitar? Where'd you get that statistic, DarkReaches... or is your name the answer?

01/08/2009 10:27:00 AM

Cuindless

hahahaha 3 was great; it was good on so many levels... give that man the $10,000! sorry. @altare: me too. i can't imagine how hard real guitar can be, then.

01/08/2009 10:17:00 AM

exploding_girl

I hate people who instantly judge people who play Guitar Hero. Who cares? it's a game. I play it, and I play REAL guitar. like 3/4 people who play it do.

01/08/2009 10:11:00 AM

DarkReaches

I play GH and don't think i can play guitar......But than again I can't go past medium.....

01/08/2009 10:05:00 AM

altare

The FCC has nothing to do with those labels, you paranoid weirdo.

01/08/2009 09:53:00 AM

Acosmist

SsnakeBite, I know far too many Douche Bags who think the skill level required to play guitar hero is comparable to playing guitar and therefor could play guitar if they "wanted to."

01/08/2009 09:34:00 AM

bassmanchris

the hell? 5 was clearly the best, and no offense 2 wasn't very funny

01/08/2009 09:28:00 AM

Timothyrape

The guys who made #3 completely missed the point of the Guitar hero franchises. The people who play these games don't think they can play guitar. in fact, they KNOW they can't play guitar. That's why they play these games instead. Because they don't know how to play guitar but still want top have funs with their favorite songs.

01/08/2009 09:21:00 AM

SsnakeBite

#11 slayed me, mostly because that sign is so well drawn. They should use those for video game franchises too.

01/08/2009 09:06:00 AM

LummoxJR

what a disguisting spider! ugh! the warning labels should be everywhere within 300 ft.

01/08/2009 08:46:00 AM

hellblade

11. Fonzie jumping the shark, just brilliant.

01/08/2009 08:25:00 AM

AkaP*

What the hell? Number one was mildly amusing. IMHO, #2 shoulda won. The Advisory tag at the bottom that said 'Reading this may cause eye strain' was teh epix.

01/08/2009 08:09:00 AM

Wren

#5 was awesome just because. #4 was awesome because it's the truth.

01/08/2009 07:58:00 AM

fkafl

That shark-jumping label would come in handy!

01/08/2009 07:49:00 AM

CavalierX

hehe ace, i like #1

01/08/2009 07:38:00 AM

azrael

the heroes was was the best, and it's right

01/08/2009 07:33:00 AM

BoyManChild

Pretty good entries this week. Although I still don't see why #1 was deemed so funny. #11 was my fave btw

01/08/2009 07:16:00 AM

Madchester

Not sure if anyone said it, but i dont think no. 17 and 13 would stop me given the opportunity.

01/08/2009 07:10:00 AM

Dax

Sorry for being THAT guy.

01/08/2009 07:10:00 AM

Dax

The top two were pretty good. About the jumping the shark thing. I know some people say that movies can't jump the shark, but rather "nuke the fridge" (coming from this exact movie coincidentally (not ironically) enough. A term that might be sad in it's own right for trying too hard. But for a series like Indy, which would apply? I suppose you can't jump the shark in a one off movie, but in a series you can, right?

01/08/2009 07:00:00 AM

Caegn

Although Indy 4 was one of my favorite movies of the year, #11 was pretty funny.

01/08/2009 06:54:00 AM

hunter21291

#2 was dumb, #11 was great, #9 was freaking adorable! I don't even care - bring that shitmonster to my house. It's too damn cute to leave on the internet!

01/08/2009 06:47:00 AM