The 12 Most Embarrassing Photos ... of 2009

Stephen's weelchair is totally badass.

11/20/2009 11:12:12 AM

vonshine

Number 2 was the best, I'm still laughing XD

11/08/2009 07:57:05 AM

deckarc

WTF was #5??

11/02/2009 12:54:27 PM

rollypolly

#2 should of won this contest.

10/23/2009 01:55:18 PM

giganticbrain

Heh, these are really good especially #7,2, and 1!

09/17/2009 03:10:33 AM

jadedtortoise

Nr 1 the best. The obama one was great too.

09/15/2009 01:39:49 PM

Maggadan

Nr 1 the best. The obama one was great too.

09/15/2009 01:39:03 PM

Maggadan

Funny but I don't get the winner, is it because he has a white guy on his shirt?

09/09/2009 11:38:13 AM

mudslngr1

1 was so good, but I also really likes 8, 7 and 4.

09/07/2009 03:05:51 PM

sydneyhale

SamaraiZach, the picture of google maps on Switzerland is the place where they have the Hadron Collider. People are scared that particle accelerator will make a black hole. Get it now? By the way, #2 was brilliant. Congratulations Seniortaco for being such a witty, slandiferous Cracked member. I personally love tacos, maybe your name made me laugh harder at your submissions by tapping into my subconscious; or maybe I'm just hungry. *Applause

09/03/2009 08:40:17 PM

Aradeel

i mean #1, #6 was kinda dumb

09/03/2009 03:42:28 PM

ladypinktoe17

they aren't that good, but #4 and #6 are both hilarity

09/03/2009 03:41:30 PM

ladypinktoe17

#4 and #2 are super LOL...:-D

05/22/2009 05:13:00 AM

silverious21

The worst one of these by far. Shame on you, Cracked.

05/17/2009 02:08:00 AM

reztoc

I like the one of the pope in the ruby red slippers I wonder if he is can click his heals and say theres no place like home lol http://www.crunchnow.com

05/05/2009 11:59:00 AM

Crunchnow

what if hobos had warning labels?

04/15/2009 04:06:00 AM

Cyberguitar

ah! terrible terrible typo! I dont think its possible for me to agree MORE with magicalpants in regards to twilight.

01/29/2009 09:30:00 AM

LurkingFridge00

I dont think its possible for me to agree with Magicalpants in regards to twilight...

01/29/2009 09:28:00 AM

LurkingFridge00

Am I just blind, or did a lot of people not get most of these?

01/18/2009 06:55:00 PM

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01/08/2009 05:13:00 PM

TwistedSaw

This is absolute twaddle. Complete and utter twaddle.

01/08/2009 04:52:00 PM

Autumn_Dawn

SamuraiZach0 number 6 is google map for the area where the LHC is. If you dont know what that is then fack yoo.

01/08/2009 01:44:00 PM

magicalpants

10, 9, and 3 sucked compared to the rest of them. Number 1 would be a massively embarassing photo for 50 cent considering that anyone who likes twilight book is a 13 girl, at least on the inside (mentally) if not also outside, and anyone who likes the movie needs to be tortured to death by putting human bot flies in their brain.

01/08/2009 01:43:00 PM

magicalpants

vato_loco those twilight douches have tshirts that have characters from the movie.

01/07/2009 03:05:00 PM

roswel

#11 and #2 made me laugh my ass off. #1 I actually didn't understand...

01/07/2009 05:43:00 AM

vato_loco

I don't get #6...

01/06/2009 11:34:00 PM

SamuraiZach0

dude they finally picked the best one. ususally theyre only mildy funny, but number one was hilarious. i could totally see him wearing that shirt. i want to go to one of his concerts just to give him that shirt now. haha

01/06/2009 08:10:00 PM

oxyMORON

#3 wouldn't surprise me. The winning pic was wonderful. Congrats, sickandtired.

01/06/2009 01:56:00 PM

lolwat

That is the Large Hadron Collider, and it has created a black hole. The black hole is sucking everything into it...

01/06/2009 11:00:00 AM

jbluemast

I didn't quite get #5...

01/05/2009 08:20:00 PM

uzielis

It wasn't so painful that you had to post twice...Spam Artist... *cough* impatient douche *cough*

01/05/2009 01:30:00 AM

BillyVanilly

It wasn't so painful that you had to post twice...Spam Artist...

01/05/2009 01:29:00 AM

BillyVanilly

this was the dumbest thing i have seen on the net in my entire life...it actually gave me a headache

01/03/2009 08:46:00 PM

CmnDmn

this was the dumbest thing i have seen on the net in my entire life...it actually gave me a headache

01/03/2009 08:46:00 PM

CmnDmn

Gotta say, was really disappointed in most of them with the exception Obama rama there. Now... if only we could make a Devil Dog version of that...

01/02/2009 02:15:00 PM

csturges

Quit your bustling, pedgerow, and don't be alarmed now. Ginevra is the Italian name for Geneva, and, if you want to nitpick, is more legitimate than Geneva to call the city, if not quite as accurate as Geneve (too lazy to paste the accent) or Genf. No need to resort to hostility that only magnifies your own ignorance. There are two paths you can go by. Take the higher one.

01/02/2009 01:12:00 PM

kamikazepig

Number 2 should have won!!!

01/02/2009 01:03:00 PM

NotANobody

I'd have given the money to #11 or #2. And where the fuck is Ginevra? You mean Geneva? I'd kick Senor Taco in the face if he hadn't also done the very brilliant #2. From now on, I'm spelling Chicago as Shicougar, and New York as Nooey Hawk.

01/02/2009 08:57:00 AM

Pedgerow

so would i, but id call her the most degrading things i could muster while doin it

01/02/2009 06:33:00 AM

djjd

I don't care. I would totally lick Sarah Palins cooch.

01/02/2009 02:01:00 AM

howler24

lol i thought it was edward scissor hands too

01/01/2009 11:04:00 PM

Earthquake21

lol i thought it was edward scissor hands to

01/01/2009 11:04:00 PM

Earthquake21

LOFL... this is great

01/01/2009 03:46:00 PM

rin

i knew it. good job, sickandtired, i saw that one in the forum and knew it should be #1

01/01/2009 01:10:00 PM

batshitinsane

Leave Jen ALOOONE!!!!!:'(

01/01/2009 12:53:00 PM

alister_levay

haha ohhh man I thought that was edward scissor hands. My bad.

01/01/2009 10:25:00 AM

gregger

Who the heck thought up #12? That's just...Ewww She's a grandma! http://susanimate.spaces.live.com

01/01/2009 09:55:00 AM

susanimate

#8 is hilarious too! I was thinking about it all day after I first saw it...

01/01/2009 07:35:00 AM

sickandtired

lol! ;p

01/01/2009 07:31:00 AM

purple16heaven

I don't know...I thought #1 was a little uninspired... HOLY SHIT!!! Nevermind. I thought #6 had me for sure.

01/01/2009 05:44:00 AM

sickandtired

HAHAHAHahHAHahAHAHA #1 was actually worthy this time.

01/01/2009 03:29:00 AM

DeadlyJerm

hahah finally one that i truly loved is the winner. good show, cracked.

01/01/2009 01:30:00 AM

exploding_girl

I'll be having nightmares about #11.

01/01/2009 01:23:00 AM

anaughtybear

Apparently the collider is going to unleash some type of double-decker Tacogeddon? Knowing how crappy Taco Bell's food is, I have to say I wouldn't be overly surprised.

01/01/2009 12:24:00 AM

ExquisitExamplE

I get it, but... Ginevra?

12/31/2008 11:28:00 PM

dognadz

Uh, cchaos? You don't recognize #2?

12/31/2008 09:48:00 PM

wrinkledlion

#4 should win.

12/31/2008 07:30:00 PM

chald627

FilthyRichmond.com is teh taint

12/31/2008 06:20:00 PM

brownsauce

LOL, the Batman one is priceless! Jess http://www.privacy.es.tc

12/31/2008 06:18:00 PM

AbleBobby

I understand that #5 is the Large Hadron Collider, but... what's with the tacos?

12/31/2008 05:06:00 PM

Billy Goat

cchaos. You have just succeeded in destroying any faith i had left in humanity. Thank you. #2 is the president. Please try not to embarrass me again

12/31/2008 04:51:00 PM

Quatch

#1 and #2 I don't know who they are which makes it less funny for me. Lol at #4!

12/31/2008 04:24:00 PM

cchaos

#7 is just wrong, funny but wrong, great job to everyone loved them all!!

12/31/2008 02:40:00 PM

Kills4Dethklok

#2 is probably the funniest thing I've seen all year--good one!!!

12/31/2008 02:27:00 PM

mournblade

pope is zee best! what the hell is always wrong with him, who knows?

12/31/2008 02:02:00 PM

ELFfromToronto

#2 is the best although how #5 won #6 is beyond me.

12/31/2008 01:54:00 PM

ztormur77

#2 FTW

12/31/2008 01:46:00 PM

Zagadka

Number two definitely should have won.

12/31/2008 01:31:00 PM

Chel

#12 is a total ripoff from my photoshop on my site. even though no one saw itLink (ourgroupproject.com)

12/31/2008 01:30:00 PM

dgrantcarr

#2 is ace

12/31/2008 12:55:00 PM

azrael

#2 should have won, but #1 was pretty funny.

12/31/2008 12:50:00 PM

Famirka

#2 should have won, but otherwise this was the best photoshop I've seen. Great job!

12/31/2008 12:38:00 PM

DavidGee

Props to the photoshop skills on #9!

12/31/2008 12:29:00 PM

Lozerella

To understand #6 you need to know that the LHC is in Geneva, Switzerland.

12/31/2008 12:22:00 PM

Slightly_sane

#12- I'd like to see the uncensored version s'il vous plait. #5- All hail the Taco machine!

12/31/2008 12:19:00 PM

Slightly_sane

Possibly the funnest photoshop contest. That's some nice work there, boys.

12/31/2008 12:14:00 PM

homsar

I think this is the best photoshop contest yet. #2 and #1 are great, and the rest are slightly less-great.

12/31/2008 12:07:00 PM

twang

i'm pretty sure that last one would be embarrassing no matter who it was, that shirt is fucking awful.

12/31/2008 11:56:00 AM

DogHat

I actually lol'd at this one.

12/31/2008 11:50:00 AM

imapepper01

2 is by far the funniest.

12/31/2008 11:25:00 AM

Bonehead-XL

i like the winning picture this time. 6 was great too. i found 10 more realistic than funny

12/31/2008 11:22:00 AM

lalaloand

Number 6 is what would happen if the Large Hadron Collider produced a black hole.

12/31/2008 11:17:00 AM

Poo Bag

number 6 is where the large hadron collider is located

12/31/2008 11:12:00 AM

ledzep618

does anybody think cracked is getting paid dividends for promoting the shit out of "twilight"?

12/31/2008 11:02:00 AM

baronzemo

number 5 is the large hadron collider producing a black hole ... but myself, i dont understand number 6

12/31/2008 11:01:00 AM

xbeaverx

#5 is the large hadron collider

12/31/2008 10:58:00 AM

mr_izan

what the hell is #6 i don't get it? and imagine 10 years ago #11 could have happened.

12/31/2008 10:57:00 AM

JackMcPoop

What the hell is #5?

12/31/2008 10:50:00 AM

jbuzz

4 and 1 made me laugh.

12/31/2008 10:44:00 AM

Yaraday

Edward is the hot sexy cold blooded vampire from "Twilight" that is every little girl's crotch throb right now. Every little girl and 50, that is!

12/31/2008 10:36:00 AM

LilMoof

ok well about #1; 50 cent is a gangster rapper, his whole image that he goes for being a badass and he is wearing a shirt from a movie directed entirely at giggling teen girls

12/31/2008 10:28:00 AM

jccg22

like none of these made any sense.

12/31/2008 10:27:00 AM

beatcamel

i'm with gregger, i don't get #1, can someone elaborate?:s

12/31/2008 10:19:00 AM

Otaku

11, 8, and 4 are the most likely, but I agree witht the selection for number one.

12/31/2008 10:15:00 AM

Enabsflow

Am I crazy for not understanding #1? In my defense i don't listen to a lot of rap, or watch the news, plus i live in Canada.

12/31/2008 10:11:00 AM

gregger

#1 is freaking awesome.

12/31/2008 09:58:00 AM

Emerald

#11 is easily the most horrifying photoshop in all of cracked.com.

12/31/2008 09:49:00 AM

boblepongeII

Could someone help me and my non-physicist self out with #5? To my credit, I'm hungover and still laughing at #11.

12/31/2008 09:45:00 AM

TrapserCat

Ay, MitchCock or whatever...c'mon, you knew what it was; that shit is EVERYWHERE. Rolling Stone magazine, every goddamn entertainment tv show and the 30 sec. clip ads for those shows that run during commercials, internet ads floating here and there...hell, Cracked did a HBN (a GREAT HBN, miss you Gladstone)about it. It's a case of a media shitstorm created by the media declaring htey have a shitstorm. Ironically, those kind of media shitstorms don't last as long as the non-fabricated kind. (e.g. Britney's beavershot)

12/31/2008 09:43:00 AM

TrapserCat

How is your average Cracked reader supposed to understand #1 without an explanation? Is there a percentage of pre-teen girls that make up your readership I am unaware of?

12/31/2008 09:28:00 AM

Mr.Mihocik

hahaaa #1 FTW definately!

12/31/2008 09:17:00 AM

shadyzladii

I thought #10 was Billy Ray getting his daughter pregnant. Considering those photo shoots, this may happen...

12/31/2008 09:14:00 AM

Whambulance

#10 is showing how billy ray cyrus is really a woman and is pregnant.

12/31/2008 09:07:00 AM

Sofa-king

No.2 is the best. LOL

12/31/2008 09:02:00 AM

Ruta9

ahahahah I don't get #10

12/31/2008 09:01:00 AM

Littletoad

8, 6, and 2, are epic, but the winner is definitely the best choice. XD

12/31/2008 08:39:00 AM

bibliophilica

1-5 are pretty good and deserve their places, after that i disagree with the order. Especially the hannah monwhateva photoshop one, poorly done.

12/31/2008 08:36:00 AM

MichaelFurlong

Lol. 50 has a boner for Edward XD

12/31/2008 08:26:00 AM

mweebles

#1....f&*(^%in funny!

12/31/2008 08:13:00 AM

zoltan

#9 would be a great reason to actually watch the academy awards. It would also be really hot.

12/31/2008 08:00:00 AM

Grampaeddie

#10 was an awful photoshop. Are we supposed to believe that Billy Ray Cyrus's left side of his body has a giant hole in it? @joscott: You suck at photoshop.

12/31/2008 08:00:00 AM

GoogleMan

can someone explain #6? #4 is true, #3 is bound to happen, and I want to thank BareDevil for not taking another cheap shot at Joel Schumacher also, to the people questioning #2, the Italian President was actually unaware that Obama was African, and that he simply had a "healthy tan"

12/31/2008 07:57:00 AM

PalinIsNotAMILF

Number two... incredible

12/31/2008 07:52:00 AM

BuckleAU

aaah, I thought #2 was left over from "Boobs on things that don't normally have boobs."

12/31/2008 07:46:00 AM

Ragan

No. 6 would have been better if Geneva hadn't been spelt wrong... no. 2 is quite skillfully done might I add

12/31/2008 07:38:00 AM

CaptainTom

#2? Seriously... Okay, it's Barack Obama with a farmer tan, therby revealing he isn't African American at all, but is really just a very tan white guy.

12/31/2008 07:28:00 AM

Cuindless

Explain 2 please.

12/31/2008 07:17:00 AM

tinygod

And #5 is what happens right before #6. As for #1, the joke is that sissy vampires are going to so overtake popular culture, that even those that get paid to portray a "badass", and wouldn't normally be caught dead admitting they like books for pre-teen girls, will end up in the t-shirts. At least, that's my take.

12/31/2008 07:16:00 AM

veaudaux

i don't understand #1

12/31/2008 07:03:00 AM

YKADAHK

Wow they were all actually pretty good. Loved #2.

12/31/2008 06:49:00 AM