Boobs on Things That Don't Normally Have Boobs

THE BABY ON 30 LOOKS LIKE SWAIM!!

11/17/2009 06:08:24 PM

Human_gs

#26 and #25 were excellent.

10/23/2009 01:50:28 PM

giganticbrain

Oh god. Number 1 is the only one that I laughed out loud for. Priceless.

09/11/2009 12:17:25 AM

chadachada123

#3 and #30 are both creepy as f**k. I mean #3 would be hot, but the poor guy lost the best part of his body.

09/10/2009 06:24:31 AM

Lyco

E.T. HAS BOOBS

08/12/2009 04:38:00 AM

Obitron2000

These boobs are always there but not everyone sees it that way http://dontyouloveitwhen.com/2009/05/powering-down/

08/05/2009 10:14:00 AM

susieque

maybe someone has said this before (I couldn't find a comment saying such, though), but has anyone noticed that, on number 20, optimus prime's boobs are those of that woman from the south park episode where kenny gets high off of cat piss?

08/03/2009 01:28:00 PM

TheGayinator

Chuck Norris was awesome

07/19/2009 07:30:00 PM

cockmaster

and look, they're happy boobies! (#1 cough)

06/14/2009 12:30:00 AM

Mr.McCreepy

#12 I don't think I would mind having that mouse...

05/27/2009 07:49:00 PM

SIMM0NS77

#3 Why? For the love of all that is good and holy, WHY?!!!!

04/26/2009 06:55:00 PM

ATWolf

The only thing worse than this is no nipple shoops. Fucking horrifying.

02/03/2009 05:20:00 PM

Dark

Hoooray for Rule 34

01/30/2009 08:04:00 PM

bedard

i got an idea for a new list: top 33 pictures that should have never existed.

01/04/2009 12:58:00 PM

Thorn

Wow... I didn't think it could happen, but I genuinely got sick from some of these post. That's Great! Also, #24 isn't that bad, if you go onto gametrailers.com, and search Haloid, by Monty Oum.

12/30/2008 01:46:00 PM

Chojinra

First off- This will haunt my dreams forever. The guy in #1 puts me to sleep with his show but I think #6 should've won

12/30/2008 07:08:00 AM

sm112192

thats. f***ing. horrifying.

12/30/2008 12:55:00 AM

crvenazvezda

Awesome, I was waiting for the boobs on boob picture. But I didn't not think it was going to be that disturbing.

12/29/2008 08:55:00 PM

Insaneoflex

#11 is my personal favorite, but the winner is pretty damn brilliant.

12/29/2008 03:03:00 AM

McKay

#3 made me throw up in my mouth....

12/28/2008 10:57:00 PM

JustFakeIt

Right. I think #6 has scarred me irrevocably. Well down but horrifying. And did anyone else look at #17 and think 'I bet Cynthia Plaster-Caster could convince one of her 'doners' to get that done'.

12/28/2008 10:35:00 PM

ka_la_la_lira

Roy-Drage: That's a little harsh don't you think? Make it a lake of dicks.

12/28/2008 09:28:00 PM

OliviaSFA

LOL at Iron Man one. Winning one is based off the Grand Teton.

12/28/2008 04:11:00 PM

kremzeek94

(.)(.) !!

12/28/2008 08:41:00 AM

FRANKENSLUT

wow.

12/28/2008 06:10:00 AM

zkzkan

She looks beautiful. I saw her profile on a wealthy datiing site ___R i c h L o v e s . c o m___@@@ last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site. lolQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ

12/28/2008 03:33:00 AM

oscarfeng

who picks the number 1's, that was shit, whoever picks them should die in a sea of penises

12/27/2008 05:07:00 PM

Roy-Drage

Lovin' #3, it made me laugh AND it creeped me out; well done!

12/27/2008 04:20:00 PM

BrickFight

heh, that E.T. one

12/27/2008 02:35:00 PM

Gray_Wolf

hehe boobs on boobs :)

12/27/2008 12:49:00 PM

azrael

I dont care this,i just wondering it is wrong for a man have a rich woman or a woman have a wealthy man?It is an absolutely extramarital relationship. but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship. such as ___R i c h L o v e s . c o m___it's the biggest dating site for wealthy and successful people.lolAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

12/27/2008 12:31:00 AM

oscarfeng

#11 was fuckin' hilarious. That one should have won by far.

12/26/2008 10:46:00 PM

Truthiness

Yay boobies!

12/26/2008 09:45:00 PM

Chel

man i just know thats what my headstone is gonna look like.

12/26/2008 08:55:00 PM

mystik

the number 2 looks like jean luc has the biggest zit on his dome.

12/26/2008 06:28:00 PM

fricky109

happy boobs...

12/26/2008 04:53:00 PM

erkimmer

Hey elephant, there were 33...also that one is just stupid.

12/26/2008 04:14:00 PM

Ganon

Sadly... Someone... somewhere... is rubbing one out to the chuck norris one...

12/26/2008 03:36:00 PM

csturges

#33 combines my fear of clowns with my love of boobies. ...I just don't know what to do

12/26/2008 03:24:00 PM

Grezz

now do a version with dicks, wait a second, cracked is full of horny young men that only want boobies. More boobies then!

12/26/2008 02:50:00 PM

HomicidalOrange

this is the most hilarious one yet. i'm so glad there were 25. the boobs ON boobs was genius. some of the boobs were (hypothetically) very accurate. the winner was also very deserving.

12/26/2008 12:30:00 PM

elephantasy

hahahah. i smiled the whole time.

12/26/2008 12:14:00 PM

johnangel13

Thanks Cracked i'm scarred and scared boobs used to be sacred.... boobs

12/26/2008 12:05:00 PM

hijodela

#3 is my favorite. This whole thing was hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing. I think of myself as an intellectual feminist with a good sense of humor. Then I come to Cracked and go, "Ha-ha! Boobs! On things that don't normally have boobs! Ha-Ha!" I should probably feel ashamed of myself, but I'm too busy reading about the 10 Most Hilarious Boobs in the History of Boobs.

12/26/2008 09:24:00 AM

greengoddess

#14 Not much to look at but a pleasure to dance with!

12/26/2008 07:50:00 AM

echocharlie

Why is #33 a surprise to anyone? Ronald McDonald (aka "Ronnie McHottie") has had boobs since 2005. At least, "he" has in Japan: http://tinyurl.com/8a5zcb

12/26/2008 07:47:00 AM

CavalierX

Well then. and that covers all im capable of saying about THIS list.

12/26/2008 07:15:00 AM

noodlepie54

Number 3 scares me....

12/26/2008 06:17:00 AM

mandysparky

Christ. The uniboobed ones and the terrifyingly spaced-out controller boobs were awful. Not to mention the mutant football boob(s?). I kind of wish there would've been a Flying Spaghetti Monster with boob eyes, though.

12/26/2008 02:57:00 AM

microsoftlemons

OMFGoodness #3 will sure haunt me today. The baby one is kinda disturbing.

12/26/2008 02:01:00 AM

mJCa

Chuck Norris and Indiana Jones with tits? *shutter* #3 is absolutely freaky too.

12/26/2008 01:42:00 AM

Jazzy

God, #5 & 3 will haunt my fuckin' dreams! The Smurfs' one had me cracking up.

12/26/2008 01:15:00 AM

Evil-Pikachu

That's the closest JP Losman has gotten to boobs since he began his shitty football career. :(

12/26/2008 12:47:00 AM

UZworm

I am surprised there are no Stormtroopers implemented here

12/26/2008 12:40:00 AM

dylancholy

The baby with boobs may give me nightmares. How that is more wrong than speedo boob I don't know, but I assure you it is. Merry fucking Boobmas.

12/25/2008 11:01:00 PM

Rain

Did you do this on purpose for sume "funny" reason? THIS IS THE LAMEST piece of shit cracked ever published, including the paper mags from when I was a kid. If this bullshit can see screen, then I'm gonna work on that bit I have in for consideration.

12/25/2008 10:36:00 PM

FayeKane

i didn't expect much from this topic, but a lot of them were really good! and you picked one that actually DESERVED to win... although 33, 31, and 29 were great as well.

12/25/2008 10:33:00 PM

exploding_girl

suddenly, ALL OF THESE THINGS GOT A LOT MORE FUCKIN INTERESTING. If Jehova's were smart, their watchtower magazines would have chicks with huge tits on the cover. When someone hands me one, I take the shit and toss it. Total waste of fuckin paper. If they had hot models, I'd collect em. I really don't think I could resist molesting: E.T., the tombstone or the Enterprise. I'm sorry for saying this but if ronald looked like that - I'd totally titty fuck him.

12/25/2008 10:04:00 PM

flashpoint

split face, I read the rules on the forum as far as I can tell the rule goes thusly: "4. If your image has naked people in it, please just link to the image rather than including the picture itself in your post;" The implication being that you CAN post NSFW images, just don't put them in the forum. So yeah, they stuck to their rules. I mean, come on. A photoshop contest about putting boobs on stuff, and you're complaining that some of the entries are NSFW? Okay, whatever.

12/25/2008 09:51:00 PM

whirlwind201

Loved #1 but 3,&6 totally creeped me out

12/25/2008 09:48:00 PM

Kills4Dethklok

I got to be the 1000th Digg. Wow.

12/25/2008 09:00:00 PM

Sylocat

I'm a liberal kind of guy, but I'm pretty certain that every major system of belief in the world will agree that YOU DO NOT PUT BOOBS ON OPTIMUS PRIME

12/25/2008 08:57:00 PM

Wha?

Indiana Jones with boobs...that was my 'begin your decent into madness' point. I could feel those hideous manboobs EATING INTO MY BRAIN!

12/25/2008 08:38:00 PM

Wren

there should be atleast 6 of these that shouldn't have even been considered, according to YOUR (cracked.com's) sfw rule! and c'mon I started the jesus with boobs thing that people thought was sooooooooooooo funny that some un-original bastards tried to out jesus boobs the original... I don't mind not winning but stick to your rulings in further contests.

12/25/2008 08:29:00 PM

split-face

Man, I want a mouse with boobs as buttons. That would be awesome.

12/25/2008 08:16:00 PM

Sodomy

Great, as if cracked readers weren't obsessed about boobs enough as is. Thanks a lot Cracked.

12/25/2008 08:13:00 PM

specter

slutSex Toys

12/25/2008 06:49:00 PM

Charli

Coffee, I concur wholeheartedly. Awkward in the greatest way.

12/25/2008 06:19:00 PM

Colleen

#6 Yo dawg, I heard you like boobs, so we put boobs on your boobs, so you can motorboat while you motorboat!

12/25/2008 05:58:00 PM

ynotle

#3 was the best. THE BEST.

12/25/2008 05:52:00 PM

Coffee

Where is a picture of Keira Knightley?

12/25/2008 05:28:00 PM

JohnnyGestapo

LOL, you guys are crazy! Thats pretty funyn man! Jess www.anonymity.at.tc

12/25/2008 05:20:00 PM

AbleBobby

Creepy, it's like #4's boobs have their own lens flare. Or was that the point? Either way, gross.

12/25/2008 04:49:00 PM

Davian

O.K. I know it is all about an opinion, and the judges make the final decision, but I just scrolled through the outtakes and the blue-footed boobies were better than half the ones that made the list. However, I do agree with the final winner.

12/25/2008 02:13:00 PM

Martok

#3 and #6 make my pants feel uneasy.....

12/25/2008 02:13:00 PM

Sly-Ry

AHAHAHAHAHA!!! OMG... i think i laughed my own tits off...

12/25/2008 01:53:00 PM

haunted_toaster

Now we know why Bob Ross is always so calm..

12/25/2008 01:40:00 PM

Doomented

Velociraptor was #1 to me

12/25/2008 01:09:00 PM

vajayjay

ET's boobs are gross. LOL

12/25/2008 12:59:00 PM

Ruta9

#1 was meh. Epic lol at #26 and #23 though

12/25/2008 12:15:00 PM

civver

Oh God, get #3 out of my mind!

12/25/2008 11:55:00 AM

Parsat

31 kinda hot 14 hotter 6 things school boys would make code words for

12/25/2008 11:50:00 AM

Doomboy911

Jeeeeesus Christ hauhauhauhauhuahuah

12/25/2008 11:06:00 AM

beethoven

#22 ftw

12/25/2008 10:50:00 AM

cyberwolf77

Man, #3 is going to give me serious nightmares.

12/25/2008 10:45:00 AM

Truthiness

30 is creepy, but 32 deserves a higher spot. lol... ...8?? i'm gonna have nightmares over #3!

12/25/2008 10:40:00 AM

bibliophilica

I'm surprised that no one used Kiera Knightley as a subject...

12/25/2008 10:23:00 AM

Mr.Tea

I'm gonna have nightmares over #8.

12/25/2008 10:18:00 AM

Jorran

velociraptor and iron man kill me

12/25/2008 10:17:00 AM

gm_zero

"Happy little trees" indeed Mr. Ross.

12/25/2008 09:35:00 AM

Widowtaker

i don't get it.

12/25/2008 09:26:00 AM

WOW!

I'm fairly certain I saw that Bob Ross episode.

12/25/2008 09:26:00 AM

ThatJeff

26 ftw

12/25/2008 09:16:00 AM

Slightly_sane

thought i'd get into the boob-theme, so i changed my avatar.. merry x-mas my fellow cracked readers lol

12/25/2008 09:15:00 AM

trance.stimuli

Possibly one of the funniest things on cracked in a while. Makes me feel really immature for laughing but it was definately worth it. Btw happy holidays.

12/25/2008 09:10:00 AM

Slightly_sane

Some were Creepy, some were stupid, but #23 literally made me LOL for a good 10 secs. Extremely clever.

12/25/2008 08:59:00 AM

Vern

haha, oh man, there were a lot of good ones. Indy and ET were my runaway favourites. #1 and 2 were hilarious as well. anyway, merry Christmas Cracked readers, and save me a chocolate salty ball.

12/25/2008 08:43:00 AM

Shabadoo

is it normal to have a boner from this?

12/25/2008 08:23:00 AM

Thorn

Thanks for making me throw up on Christmas!!

12/25/2008 08:10:00 AM

Karen

is it wrong to have been majorly turned on by number 30?

12/25/2008 08:03:00 AM

zsasz

#3 made me die.

12/25/2008 08:01:00 AM

Tiberius

Wow... people here are kind of sick... On the other hand, I´ve seen a video titled "ET sex" so im not THAT shocked

12/25/2008 08:01:00 AM

wreck

Some things just can't be un-seen. #8 was kind of redundant though...

12/25/2008 08:01:00 AM

GeekGirl

i want that mouse from #12! and the jean luc picard one is frikkin awesome

12/25/2008 07:59:00 AM

homlessjimmy

DON'T RUIN BOOBS FOR ME TOOOOOO!!

12/25/2008 07:44:00 AM

diposablechild

#3 was horrifying

12/25/2008 07:41:00 AM

Lozerella

that was disgusting

12/25/2008 07:34:00 AM

shamille

Oh... oh god. I think I may never have another erection, ever again.

12/25/2008 07:27:00 AM

Beezelboss

bad topic.

12/25/2008 07:26:00 AM

c0m8u5t10n

whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

12/25/2008 07:16:00 AM

GOTI

creepy....

12/25/2008 07:15:00 AM

NyteWulf

honestly, Cracked, you should have seen this coming. Some sort of premonition. Who had this idea?!

12/25/2008 06:33:00 AM

EddieBrock412

No 3, 2 and 6 are fucking terrifying. It is so fucking terrifying that terrifying is probably having little baby fucking terrifying-lets. O__O

12/25/2008 05:52:00 AM

TeninaT

My eyes, my wonderful eyes! :-S

12/25/2008 05:48:00 AM

barl

#33 terrifies me on so many levels. It terrifies me beyond ability to form a coherent thought. The image burned into my retinas will take many, many hours to erase.

12/25/2008 05:44:00 AM

whirlwind201

god i just accidently my whole ass off!!

12/25/2008 05:38:00 AM

morrisinc

Mother of God. I'd HATE, absolutely HATE to see the results that would return if you did a 'Penises on things that don't normally have penises' contest. The horror, the horror. Who knew you could possibly make boobs so unappealing?

12/25/2008 05:38:00 AM

whirlwind201

#6 is win haha

12/25/2008 05:32:00 AM

Xoferif

wow... a lot of these aren't very impressive, i mean, some didn't even try to make them look like they weren't photoshoped (obviously they'll look photoshoped, but come on.) Oh well, maybe next week'll be better.

12/25/2008 05:32:00 AM

DogHat

Dammit. My day is ruined

12/25/2008 05:30:00 AM

Biogenesis

god #5 was disturbing..ooo first!

12/25/2008 05:29:00 AM

Croooow!