Worst. Christmas. Ever.

#1 = Lame. Star Wars is older than Jesus. Duh!

11/02/2009 12:49:53 PM

rollypolly

#1 was laaaammmeee.

10/23/2009 01:58:10 PM

giganticbrain

#4 is the best!

09/22/2009 05:57:21 AM

Nndaia

i love # 10 it isthe best one

08/02/2009 04:39:00 PM

zbend

last one was shit... mainly cos i dont get it lol

12/26/2008 06:20:00 AM

mandysparky

#1 ...fantastic!!!

12/22/2008 03:29:00 PM

milky_joe

winner was fucking wicked

12/21/2008 10:47:00 PM

starberry

Wow I definitely laughed out loud on a lot of these. Good work everyone.

12/20/2008 08:21:00 PM

trgdr777

16 ftw

12/20/2008 03:25:00 PM

mcrsux23

Number 10 wins.

12/20/2008 01:26:00 PM

fiforever

#12 and 8 did it for me... # 14 seems very possible, if santa ever existed.

12/20/2008 03:39:00 AM

JZA

#1 made me laugh. I don't think that's ever happened before. #12: Brazil! Best movie ever!

12/19/2008 06:41:00 PM

Billy Goat

As usual, some of the shittier ones that made the top ten are befuddling as opposed to some of the good ones that ended up near 20, but no argument on 1 and 2!

12/19/2008 01:57:00 PM

DavidGee

the first one is awesome.. actually made me laugh out loud

12/19/2008 11:57:00 AM

bigbitt8706

You know what bugs the fuck out of me? "peed a little". For fuck sake. That's just fucking gross.

12/19/2008 09:38:00 AM

chicoboy

number 10 is breakfast club its an 80s movie watch it and yall are gonna get the joke of that pic

12/19/2008 09:04:00 AM

urbancowgirl

Worst. Contest. Ever.

12/19/2008 08:57:00 AM

JayleBayt

One of the few times the funniest one actually won :D

12/19/2008 08:45:00 AM

darkhorse08817

I have to agree with the posts that say 6 FTW. Don't you want to know what's in the box?

12/19/2008 08:39:00 AM

boone

#1 not funny, #11 was best. Lot of good ones though.

12/19/2008 07:12:00 AM

whereRmykeys

#5 was hilarious

12/19/2008 05:31:00 AM

Tiberius

#6 is from a movie called SE7EN.

12/18/2008 11:33:00 PM

Davian

#19 was pretty funny. so full of glee...

12/18/2008 11:05:00 PM

xbeaverx

what wasn 6 i didnt get it?

12/18/2008 10:39:00 PM

nubetube207

#2 was great photoshopping. #6 was batshit crazily-good

12/18/2008 09:57:00 PM

MAR9

#1? Totally scammed off Arthur C Clarke's short story "The Star", cept its Alderaan instead of some xenoarchaeological find...

12/18/2008 08:44:00 PM

samoanbiscuit

I lol'd at #4.

12/18/2008 08:28:00 PM

cowlick

#11 made me lol.

12/18/2008 07:42:00 PM

PsyberKayos

My boss and I took the Santa from #17 and put it on his secretary's desktop wallpaper. I've yet to hear anything back so I can only assume she found it amusing.

12/18/2008 07:30:00 PM

Dangercide

Ha! Star Wars Reference. Brilliant!

12/18/2008 07:26:00 PM

mofoinc

Loved #4.

12/18/2008 07:22:00 PM

RedCricket

number five should be at least number two

12/18/2008 07:03:00 PM

Mr.Lumberjack

Wow, the winner is good. Numbers 16 and 7 aren't too bad either.

12/18/2008 07:01:00 PM

civver

Yup, its gonna be a tough one this year! jess www.privacy.de.tc

12/18/2008 06:52:00 PM

AbleBobby

#7 was funny for using SE7EN still.

12/18/2008 06:40:00 PM

mrpopenfresh

#7 doesn't show a lot of photoshopping skill but a whole lot of ingenuity. It's definitely my favourite. #1 is great too, though I don't like Star Wars a lot.

12/18/2008 06:00:00 PM

Simski

worthy winner... i also like the se7evn one! lol

12/18/2008 05:42:00 PM

Obefiend

Great effort by all - the Christmas with the Cranks one was weakest - better ones in the forum - #1 is the rightful winner LOL'd and LOL'd hard.

12/18/2008 05:19:00 PM

echocharlie

#1 and # 10 were great. nice old school references. I haven't thought of the Breakfast Club in years.

12/18/2008 05:13:00 PM

neahga

As I began scrolling down, #11 certainly made me laugh, Santa and Chris Hansen, but what really cracked me up (isn't that why it's called cracked.com?) is when I cam across #8(Silence of the Lambs freak) not recognizing it at first and when I did, really cracking me up!! My fav of all #8

12/18/2008 04:50:00 PM

msavoy

#1 was the best take on the theme, but I'm with the folks who think Star Wars is overrated and lame. Personally #12 was amazing and #10 was the only one that made me laugh out loud.

12/18/2008 04:38:00 PM

AceInTheHole

Numbers 18, 5, and 1 were gold. To those who don't understand #1: The scene from Star Wars is where Darth Vader blows up the princess' home planet. The explosion...millions of miles away...is seen by the Three Wise Men. They interpret the explosion as "The" Star that they follow to Jesus. So all these years, we've thought it was some gleaming star of Hope...when in reality, it was just a planet blowing up a la Darth Vader. Get it? Got it? Good.

12/18/2008 04:32:00 PM

freefallin13

#1 shows the three kings how they followed a star on the night of the birth of jesus...its saying its fake

12/18/2008 04:30:00 PM

midnite492

To people who don't get #1, it's this: Basically, the 'star' that the wise men saw was not in fact a sign form God, but in fact billions of lives dying horribly because Darth Vader is a dick.

12/18/2008 04:28:00 PM

EinDose

I don't get #1 explain it to me

12/18/2008 03:57:00 PM

RoyalFrush

There were a lot of good ones this time around! #10, 5, 4 and 2 just rule!

12/18/2008 03:20:00 PM

Darkhaven

I feel like #1 would have made me laugh, but I really detest Star wars. Could someone explain?

12/18/2008 03:06:00 PM

Jorran

number 1 definitely deserves it's place lol. i've seen the drunken santa from 17 before, he was on the posters to the Uni christamas party, except the image was the other way round

12/18/2008 03:05:00 PM

Archaon6044

haha, is number 17 even photoshopped?

12/18/2008 02:34:00 PM

dan0607

I lol'd pretty hard at #6. Something about that scene always makes me laugh. #1 is epic though.

12/18/2008 02:19:00 PM

Davian

goddamn #12 is perfectly creepy. great job.

12/18/2008 02:15:00 PM

EcricircE

there were a lot of good ones, but wow number 1, just wow.

12/18/2008 01:55:00 PM

wuzzman16

For once, the #1 deserved it.

12/18/2008 01:45:00 PM

Cheesy74

oh wow hahaha number one is really clever

12/18/2008 01:30:00 PM

ronballs

#10 is my favorite. Smoke up johnny boy!

12/18/2008 01:30:00 PM

smalltimewaster

As long as the Xmas star shines in heavens, we can do with a few dead Santas and Alderaaners.

12/18/2008 01:25:00 PM

VKayed

#10: people have not forgotten the greatest teen movie from the greater 80's, greaaaat!

12/18/2008 01:24:00 PM

VKayed

most of them were friggin great

12/18/2008 01:22:00 PM

davo

#1 filled me with sycophantic laughter....

12/18/2008 01:04:00 PM

Narwhal

#11 was pretty hilarious. Gotta love the disapproving look on Chris's face.

12/18/2008 01:04:00 PM

LummoxJR

LOL, #5 "Thanks, Santa" too much!

12/18/2008 12:57:00 PM

kluker

5 is intrinsically funny, but what pushes me over the edge is the "Thanks,". That slays me.

12/18/2008 12:20:00 PM

Glenn

5. 5 is hilarious

12/18/2008 12:16:00 PM

badmojo

Okay, the top 12 could have gotten me in trouble at work for laughing. I also peed a little. Great work, CRACKED artists!

12/18/2008 11:54:00 AM

Blackrifice

11,17,12,5 are the best.

12/18/2008 11:44:00 AM

wtb2612

i actually agree with this one.

12/18/2008 11:38:00 AM

Penis_Lightning

#s 19, 10, and 2 were my favorites. #16 is just fucking weird (in a good way)--I mean, is that The Gimp??? Can someone explain #15?

12/18/2008 11:15:00 AM

mournblade

All pretty amazing.

12/18/2008 11:05:00 AM

GenPayne

I'd have given it to #5 or #4. The skeleton made #4 what it is. More skeletons, please!

12/18/2008 11:03:00 AM

Pedgerow

#10 should have won. HANDS DOWN!!

12/18/2008 10:57:00 AM

fwmac5

all were funny. some would be too true ie #3 see you can't live off of volunteer work.

12/18/2008 10:36:00 AM

baronzemo

sure fire bet, star wars related entry, 80% win rate.

12/18/2008 10:34:00 AM

baronzemo

19 made me sad...

12/18/2008 10:29:00 AM

ramenkingroshi

Though funny the Star Wars entry was too obvious. #18 and #19 made me laugh the hardest and loudest.

12/18/2008 10:22:00 AM

Martok

I can see my office building in #20.

12/18/2008 10:17:00 AM

demonfafa

Side-ways vagina?

12/18/2008 10:07:00 AM

Legal

It rubs the fruitcake on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again.

12/18/2008 10:06:00 AM

kingmonkey

# 5 or 4 definitely. Figures you guys would pick a Star Wars one. And you call US nerds?

12/18/2008 10:00:00 AM

AkCrimson

#5 should have taken it

12/18/2008 09:52:00 AM

theaccount77

All of these were very good although the winner again wasn't anything special compared to the others. I love #5. lol so ridiculous

12/18/2008 09:52:00 AM

dinousar

alphanev, #1 builds on "The Star" by Ray Bradbury and it's one of the most touching sci fi stories ever.

12/18/2008 09:26:00 AM

DrBoredom

Oh...goody, another Star Wars reference wins it this week. That's totally not boring or overdone.

12/18/2008 09:16:00 AM

DoMe88

18 had me rolling. Gj McBeefy.

12/18/2008 09:06:00 AM

Blammo

#9 is my favourite. How many people ever think to put classical artwork into photoshop contests?

12/18/2008 08:58:00 AM

Pootah

#10 /win

12/18/2008 08:47:00 AM

Ragan

big surprise, a star wars wiiner. I'll draw tits on the death Star (or Jabba) and win next week for sure.

12/18/2008 08:19:00 AM

eamonn33

8 & 10, I love you.

12/18/2008 08:13:00 AM

shoegal529

Six is my favorite: "What's in the box Santa!"

12/18/2008 08:07:00 AM

punchrockgroin

For those of you who don't get number twelve, imagine slowly waking up from your Christmas Eve slumber to find that a creepy smiling santa is in your room and hovering on top of you.

12/18/2008 08:04:00 AM

Glenn

The winner could also be number 1 for the Best Christmas Ever photoshop contest.

12/18/2008 07:59:00 AM

hulk67851

#19 sucked, it could've been photoshopped to fit any holiday (or even a regular day) #10 had me LOLing

12/18/2008 07:48:00 AM

PalinIsNotAMILF

10 and one both got me to lol.

12/18/2008 07:41:00 AM

glendoor42

#12? don't get it. :-(

12/18/2008 07:39:00 AM

bongomo

Several were good. I LOL'd at 11.

12/18/2008 07:39:00 AM

RacingStripes

10 and 15...both the funniest stuff ever!!

12/18/2008 07:35:00 AM

zoltan

Arnt a fair few of theres from the last photoshop comp?

12/18/2008 07:22:00 AM

SpookyPandaMan

And I didn't get #12.

12/18/2008 07:15:00 AM

papaben

I wanna smack the kid in # 4

12/18/2008 07:14:00 AM

papaben

Hey, a number one that actually was the best of the bunch! ...sorry to be a dick, but seriously.

12/18/2008 07:00:00 AM

Dax

number 7 was my favorite.

12/18/2008 06:56:00 AM

Noirakita

TheSicilian, 11 is Chris Hansen

12/18/2008 06:55:00 AM

hatmanz

Sicilian, #11 is Chris Hansen of "To Catch a Predator" having Santa, "Take a seat right over there." It implies that Santa was about to have relations with a child.

12/18/2008 06:52:00 AM

MacGyver1138

My favorite was the one with the purple gimp sitting in the family photo. That was a clean one.

12/18/2008 06:50:00 AM

JasonVorhees

I remember seeing number 1 in a webcomic by the name UserFriendly before.

12/18/2008 06:50:00 AM

BanditKingJing

ok, someone needs to explain #11 to me. Feel free to mock me.

12/18/2008 06:43:00 AM

TheSicilian

18, 11 and 1! Hooray! Merry Christmas and a happy etc!

12/18/2008 06:42:00 AM

Snap

I also thought #5 should have been higher ranked. But #1 does appeal to the nerd in us all.

12/18/2008 06:35:00 AM

Cherlindrea

#6 should be #7

12/18/2008 06:35:00 AM

emerton

9 made me lol. 1 is ingenious.

12/18/2008 06:32:00 AM

gormster

Yeah 9 isn't that good

12/18/2008 06:28:00 AM

Captainium

#1 reminds me of a short story I read in college, Ray Bradbury I think. Anybody know what I'm talking about or remember the title?

12/18/2008 06:27:00 AM

alphanev

Wow, this is the first time i actually agree with #1. I lol'd

12/18/2008 06:24:00 AM

Noirbass

I know Captainium, but maybe there should be an open Christmas present next to the scream person. Because basically it looks like an old person wearing the xmas jumper, because old people wear that kind of thing. Just not funny or that awful of an xmas to me.

12/18/2008 06:17:00 AM

getfreshdesigns

Excellent work this time around. Very funny stuff. #1 was a great pick, too.

12/18/2008 06:15:00 AM

asi66

getfreshdesigns, 9 is the scream wearing one of those awful Christmas jumpers

12/18/2008 06:14:00 AM

Captainium

Breakfast Club ftw

12/18/2008 06:13:00 AM

am_tryg

Oh nevermind about #20, santa is beign shot down.

12/18/2008 06:08:00 AM

Darimaeus

#5 was my favourite, #1 was pretty funny aswell. I didn't get #20.

12/18/2008 06:06:00 AM

Darimaeus

Good list, except 15 and 9. Maybe I'm missing something, but Christmas with the Kranks, basically they put a 2 in there, everything else looks the same from the original dvd cover. http://www.lovefilm.com/lovefilm/images/products/9/46449-large.jpg Not like the family is being forced to watch the movie. Great Job. and 9?

12/18/2008 06:05:00 AM

getfreshdesigns

love the irony in the third comment of #7

12/18/2008 05:58:00 AM

spaghettifier

w00t

12/18/2008 05:55:00 AM

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