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25 Awesome Ways to Break Bad News

# 25

by: jerewhit

#3! I want to buy that hat!

10/25/2009 09:01:28 AM
killedforless

Yeah, #1 sucked.

10/23/2009 02:08:30 PM
giganticbrain

I'm not even sure the grammar is right in 1.... it's bugging me

09/16/2009 07:29:53 PM
SystemError

15 - depends how many blow jobs you can get to make up for the wrecked car as to whether its really bad news or a great opportunity. Seeing the crappy type of car and the not bad gf it might not be too bad a trade off if he keeps mourning for the car a couple of years.

09/16/2009 03:02:03 PM
theb

I think # 1 would've been funny if it was genuinely bad news. Otherwise it just doesn't work.

09/16/2009 12:40:05 PM
Flashpenny

11 should have won.

09/16/2009 11:29:05 AM
SKROD07

11 should have won.

09/16/2009 11:29:03 AM
SKROD07

Apparently we have a lot of cheating bastards on this site. lol

09/16/2009 06:55:40 AM
ScaryCro

Evownz--and Snape killed him. Please tell me you're being sarcastic.

09/15/2009 10:05:29 AM
armitage112

.. bleh. There are four "I cheated on you" ones, three "breaking up" ones, and three "you have cancer" ones. C'mon guys.

09/10/2009 03:12:25 AM
cornflakes

Can someone explain number 1 to me? I'm not sure I really get why it's supposed to be funny.

09/07/2009 02:29:06 PM
sydneyhale

i like 21

09/05/2009 05:55:33 PM
Bothefro

Thanks #20. Thanks. It's like the f**king Sixth god damned Sense all over again. I managed to make it 8 years. 8. Have you never heard of a f**king spoiler alert. God damn it.

09/04/2009 01:33:28 AM
Evownz

23 is the best. 13, 11 and 5 are all a close second.

09/02/2009 05:02:39 PM
mochamelody

# 14 should've won.

09/02/2009 08:20:48 AM
Flashpenny

#11 is. . . is just. . . . Wow. It's just so. . . man, I can't even describe how f**king awesome it is! It's one of the funniest things I've ever seen!

09/02/2009 07:07:25 AM
mournblade

Number 19 got the biggest laugh from me.

08/30/2009 12:06:58 PM
degree7

I loved Chris's Dumbledore one! I didn't know the Collumnist could enter. They should more often.

08/29/2009 05:29:49 AM
Superstar2559

2 and 1 were f**king retarded. I gotta admit. I think #8 was the best, but that's just me

08/27/2009 02:43:28 PM
AndrewGxC

My favourite is the one with Clippy

08/27/2009 01:22:18 PM
wickedmonkey