#3! I want to buy that hat!
Yeah, #1 sucked.
I'm not even sure the grammar is right in 1.... it's bugging me
15 - depends how many blow jobs you can get to make up for the wrecked car as to whether its really bad news or a great opportunity. Seeing the crappy type of car and the not bad gf it might not be too bad a trade off if he keeps mourning for the car a couple of years.
I think # 1 would've been funny if it was genuinely bad news. Otherwise it just doesn't work.
11 should have won.
11 should have won.
Apparently we have a lot of cheating bastards on this site. lol
Evownz--and Snape killed him. Please tell me you're being sarcastic.
.. bleh. There are four "I cheated on you" ones, three "breaking up" ones, and three "you have cancer" ones. C'mon guys.
Can someone explain number 1 to me? I'm not sure I really get why it's supposed to be funny.
i like 21
Thanks #20. Thanks. It's like the f**king Sixth god damned Sense all over again. I managed to make it 8 years. 8. Have you never heard of a f**king spoiler alert. God damn it.
23 is the best. 13, 11 and 5 are all a close second.
# 14 should've won.
#11 is. . . is just. . . . Wow. It's just so. . . man, I can't even describe how f**king awesome it is! It's one of the funniest things I've ever seen!
Number 19 got the biggest laugh from me.
I loved Chris's Dumbledore one! I didn't know the Collumnist could enter. They should more often.
2 and 1 were f**king retarded. I gotta admit. I think #8 was the best, but that's just me
My favourite is the one with Clippy