If Every (Famous) Person Got What They Deserved

Dude, #3. Fucking yes. I would vote for him, at least.

10/23/2009 02:03:59 PM

giganticbrain

#1 ... how very Patriotic of you Sir!! I also didnt catch a lot of these! Looks like my "famous" person Knowledge doesnt cut it.! haha!

10/01/2009 02:47:18 AM

Portalian

The Bruce Campbell was the BEST

09/02/2009 09:07:01 PM

Disgruntled

Hahaha loved the Bruce Campbell one.... the world would be a better place if he was president.

07/10/2009 04:50:00 AM

EvilShenanigans

Bruce Campbell FTW!

07/02/2009 08:28:00 AM

AM9393

Oh my god, someone else loves Bruce Campbell too.

06/12/2009 07:12:00 PM

chllngr

i don't know who half these people are

05/17/2009 09:37:00 AM

rocksteady

well it's geek city here isn't it

01/13/2009 07:19:00 PM

davo

3 is by far the best

12/28/2008 09:42:00 AM

Spambusterdonut

HELL YES!! Bruce Campbell for President!

11/21/2008 03:48:00 PM

themehilman

http://www.tokillfor.com/view_video.php?viewkey=03ef61cad8f151c515fc&page=1&viewtype=&category=mr

11/19/2008 08:19:00 PM

givemeguys

All Hail Bruce!

11/19/2008 06:42:00 PM

crash665

There are no such things as dead bodies. Only zombies too afraid of Bruce Campbell to get up.

11/19/2008 12:41:00 PM

AvaRose

I idn't recognize nr 2 but other then that they were better than usual. Nr 10 and 3 were great but nr 5 is probably my new favorite picture of all time.

11/19/2008 03:14:00 AM

Arnor

Australia's newest political party - The Sex Party! Seriously... launches this week... http://www.tokillfor.com/view_video.php?viewkey=7340334755089f89bdfe&page=3&viewtype=&category=mr

11/18/2008 04:41:00 PM

dalekiloveyou

Yeah, labels would be nice. The jumbo-Paris is great, though. I can see her being the next Anna Nicole Smith.

11/18/2008 12:14:00 PM

kvinnan86

man, i didn't get any of these. except for the Bruce Cambell one- hes the motherfuckin man.

11/17/2008 10:28:00 PM

Hei

Mcbeefy.... stickin it to the man

11/17/2008 04:27:00 PM

nublet

new Britney Song - 'If You Seek Amy' - Amy? who? Winehouse? http://www.tokillfor.com/view_video.php?viewkey=4c1ca322b725274f04d3&page=1&viewtype=&category=mr

11/17/2008 04:17:00 PM

dalekiloveyou

YES!!! CAMPBELL '12!!! Also... *cheers McBeefy on*

11/17/2008 03:48:00 PM

Scary_dream

McBeefy...Im sold. Fuckin a man

11/17/2008 03:39:00 AM

GoodbyeHorses

Well Said McBeefy.

11/17/2008 12:12:00 AM

funny4$

It's just a photoshop contest you whiny miserable faggot. No one gives a shit about your in depth look into the dark side of abraham lincoln.

11/16/2008 07:56:00 PM

McBeefy

Alright, I'm USED to the winning entries absolutely blowing chunks, but this #1 is grade A proof of why Cracked history articles aren't worth the pixels they're, er, printed on... Seriously, it's funny and cute, but Abraham Lincoln was a politician, not a wonderful anti-slavery president. Lincoln waged war without asking for Congressional approval (who else loves that move, huh?), jailed his opponents without explicit cause, and freed the slaves so that the Confederate soldiers would undergo such a great reduction in ranks as to lose the war to a loss of manpower. He willingly waged a war in which he knew that blacks would do the fighting on both sides, as blacks were bribed by rich white Northerners who dodged the draft by sending replacements. And Lincoln didn't think the end of slavery was imperative THEN and THERE. Lincoln wanted to put it off until 1900- when things had, uh, progressed. Lincoln voted for black codes (segregation laws) during his years in Congress. And conside

11/16/2008 05:53:00 PM

brain.tea

STAR TREK trailer leaked! May 2009!! Awesome... http://www.tokillfor.com/view_video.php?viewkey=2bda3fc88c2abd6eb3e9

11/16/2008 04:53:00 PM

dalekiloveyou

You know what would have been great here? Labels. Because I have no idea who the fuck half these people are.

11/16/2008 04:35:00 PM

Wallsy

Seeing number three might have been the best thing to happen to me all damn day. Bruce Campbell '12!

11/16/2008 03:21:00 PM

zombiecadaver

#3 is the best.

11/16/2008 12:09:00 PM

Xellos

im pretty sure this story is actually old. go to http://stuffididlastnight.com for full details

11/15/2008 04:56:00 PM

dontbugme3

#3 is completely, utterly full of win.

11/15/2008 12:42:00 PM

danterandal19

1 was really good

11/15/2008 04:23:00 AM

articdragone

I wipe my ass on George Lucas' face after a good Mexican Dinner. Bottom's up!

11/15/2008 02:22:00 AM

fuckyoucracked

I don't know who half these people are. I don't have a television. I love Craked and I like to laugh like everybody else. Will somebody please inform me? You're beautiful I guess.

11/14/2008 08:26:00 PM

morganen

#1 was the only funny one here. and the one of palin on are you smarter than a fifth grader, and of a "missing magician". funny!

11/14/2008 03:13:00 PM

mtrix534

Haha, for once I think #1 truly is the best.

11/14/2008 02:52:00 PM

iCrap

HOrange: #5 is the wooden plank they had playing Vader in 1-3.

11/14/2008 12:45:00 PM

Chojinra

Echocharlie: I agree. Exactly why it should be Ash, the character played by Bruce Campbell. If you worshipped Clark Grizwald, would merely a picture of Chevy Chase suffice? ok, bad comparison, but still.

11/14/2008 12:38:00 PM

YellowPages

14, 13, 8, 5, and 3 win the game by the awesomeness of the cameos.

11/14/2008 12:30:00 PM

Chojinra

#5 looks like Gladstone I think

11/14/2008 10:39:00 AM

HomicidalOrange

and Drew: while Rickrolling someone is the biggest douchebag move you can do, it's not like Rick Astley is the one doing it to everybody and a B-movie isn't a movie that noone else it has seen; it's a movie a few people have seen many many times, rather than a mainstream film that many many people have seen few times if you took the time to read the other comments, you would know that #7 refers to mandible_claw's hero, Bill O'Reily calling everyone who doesn't think like him a "pinhead" who "drinks their own kool-aid" director Joel Schumacher (Batman Forever, Batman & Robin) is getting choked out by Batman, while Hayden Christensen (Attack of the Clones, Revenge of the Sith, Clone Wars) is getting choked out by Darth Vader

11/14/2008 09:34:00 AM

PalinIsNotAMILF

HAHAHAHA! Coach Mcgurk... too funny :)

11/14/2008 09:33:00 AM

kandygirl

mandy claus: just because some crazed right-winger e-mailed you a supposed "fact" about Obama, doesn't make it true

11/14/2008 09:26:00 AM

PalinIsNotAMILF

#15 and #1 are the best, in my opinion. It would be a tie, but number one looks originally made or somesuch.

11/14/2008 03:31:00 AM

hazzaboner

ahahahaha look sarah palin is dumb! that's why she thinks there are 57 states that she's going to rule for 8-10 years!! oh wait that was the president-elect.

11/14/2008 03:15:00 AM

mandible_claw

Is this a just punishment for Eazy (being in shitty movies) or a just reward (being alive and successful like Ice Cube, rather than dead from AIDS)?

11/14/2008 02:31:00 AM

lol_alf

i dont even know who any of them are!

11/14/2008 02:30:00 AM

pdark007

a ha ha ha. Tick Astley. #15 is fuckin' funny

11/14/2008 01:18:00 AM

mJCa

Bruce Campbell is getting my write in in 2012. And number 12 made me laugh.

11/14/2008 12:27:00 AM

ramenkingroshi

Honestly, as someone else mentioned, I thought Bruce was Jeb Bush. He looks fat and old. Not supremely awesome.

11/14/2008 12:20:00 AM

suckie

First Campbell is kind of famous, just because you dont know him doesnt make him not-famous. Besides that the word famous is between those brackets for a reason.

11/14/2008 12:11:00 AM

Raynauld

Seriously #3 should happen in real life. Vote Bruce Campbell in 2012

11/13/2008 11:43:00 PM

pariahnola

Tick Astley. Best. Typo. EVER.

11/13/2008 11:35:00 PM

Saevio

You know Tick Astley was actually a moderately famous artist a few years ago? They picked a random to continue the legacy of the duckroll, but still a relatively famous random...

11/13/2008 11:34:00 PM

Saevio

#15 and #4 totally cracked me up!!!! Nonetheless, I can see why #1 won. Complete genius :P

11/13/2008 11:11:00 PM

AsianBorat

And Rick Astley is? Not famous, that's what Rick Astley is. And statements like "Bruce Campbell owns your face" only proves my theory that you think you're cool because you've seen a movie no one else has seen. That makes you a nerd. You nerd.

11/13/2008 11:00:00 PM

drew081886

Drew that "guy" being rolled is Rick Astley. See also Bruce Campbell owns you face. He'll be arriving shortly to affirm that statement.

11/13/2008 10:38:00 PM

Theman.com

LummoxJR: Eazy E was one of the founding members of N.W.A.(Niggaz Wit Attitude), along with Ice Cube and others. I guess it is making fun of how commercial Cube has become over the last couple of years.

11/13/2008 10:22:00 PM

Nosdunk

Why didn't #3 win?!?!?!

11/13/2008 10:09:00 PM

groovy_deadite

People I don't consider famous: That youtube "rickrolled" guy Perez "scum of the earth/lower form of life than TMZ" Hilton, Bruce Campbell. Had to wikipedia that one; it's called a B movie for a reason. Just because you think you're cool because you're a fan of a movie hardly anyone has seen doesn't make the guy who stars in it famous. And don't come back with "he's on that show on USA!" because my response to that is HE'S ON THAT SHOW ON USA! Also, who is the guy being choked by Batman and the guy being choked by Darth Vader? If they're not identifiable by sight alone, they're not famous. And would anyone like to explain to me what's going on in #7? I don't get it.

11/13/2008 09:53:00 PM

drew081886

#3 all the way.

11/13/2008 09:49:00 PM

matthewabel

Gayer than wearing a dress while nailing Clay Aiken

11/13/2008 09:35:00 PM

Syn

No wonder Crack mag went out of business

11/13/2008 09:11:00 PM

eltrut

#15, #9, and #1 had me laughing.

11/13/2008 08:59:00 PM

Jazzy

wait.... WHAT????? ive never heard of any of these things!!!!!! except paris hilton

11/13/2008 08:56:00 PM

melissa

15 was awesome.

11/13/2008 08:44:00 PM

Parsat

lol@ #5. there should also be a version where Lucas is being strangled also.

11/13/2008 07:48:00 PM

conquerorsaint

i dont get ANY of this.

11/13/2008 07:33:00 PM

WOW!

Okay, #1 and #3? AWESOME.

11/13/2008 07:11:00 PM

mnemosyne23

dude the bruce campbell as president picture is right fucking on point fuckin a

11/13/2008 06:48:00 PM

Th3R0BM4n

Bruce Campbell for prez -right on!

11/13/2008 06:37:00 PM

agentsarahjane

Love the James Cunt one.

11/13/2008 06:22:00 PM

clarkekentyboy

Paula Abdul's crazy stalker on AMerican Idol! http://www.tokillfor.com/view_video.php?viewkey=70122a94f95b80991001

11/13/2008 06:02:00 PM

dalekiloveyou

echocharlie is a blasphemer who must either be exiled or sacrified to the gods it's BRUCE Campbell, not "Bill" also, now that I realize that it is Joel Schumacher in #2, it gets my vote for the best

11/13/2008 05:55:00 PM

PalinIsNotAMILF

I thought #7 was the kool-aid man getting what he deserved...going to hell for bursting through walls so damn much... guess i was wrong.

11/13/2008 05:30:00 PM

erincandy

Bill Campbell for president was pretty good but he needed the chainsaw hand to make it awesome.

11/13/2008 05:20:00 PM

echocharlie

#15 and #13 were the best ones!

11/13/2008 05:13:00 PM

Saphiro

Thanks much, stansimpson. That list explains much. Now I'm only in the dark as to why #14 is funny.

11/13/2008 04:57:00 PM

LummoxJR

Paula Abdul's crazy stalker on AMerican Idol! http://www.tokillfor.com/view_video.php?viewkey=70122a94f95b80991001

11/13/2008 04:55:00 PM

dalekiloveyou

you know, i looked through 8 pages of these things in the forums, and i don't see these being the funniest

11/13/2008 04:30:00 PM

lordastral

I only liked the winner a few others.

11/13/2008 04:13:00 PM

Supermutant

...number six made me laugh aloud.

11/13/2008 04:11:00 PM

RivenHale

would've been better if they had titles, i don't know who a lot of these people are...

11/13/2008 04:07:00 PM

DogHat

Abe wearing a bulletproof, AND reflective hemlet that makes perfect dick shots? Noice. Really noice.

11/13/2008 04:03:00 PM

OliviaSFA

#5 kind of looks like Gladstone. Wait, is it?

11/13/2008 04:01:00 PM

KingMarkI

the only three funny ones were #15 #3 and the winner

11/13/2008 03:50:00 PM

wickedspork

So of all of the presidents / politicians that have been assassinated, why is it Lincoln that gets saved? As for #3, it would've been better to have 'Ash' rather than Bruce Campbell. I'm just sayin'...

11/13/2008 03:47:00 PM

YellowPages

#3 made me laugh the most, just because it was such a great change of pace from all the others.

11/13/2008 02:43:00 PM

Darth Lavender

Number seven was the most creative. Bill O' Reilly is always accusing people of drinking their own Kool-aid. A reference to Jim Jones. Number 3 is the only other standout.

11/13/2008 02:32:00 PM

pelcurus

Any 5th grader could take on Sarah Palin on that game show... hilarious!

11/13/2008 02:07:00 PM

Truthiness

I thought Bruce was Jeb Bush: http://tinyurl.com/67x8zc Why is he a clone?

11/13/2008 01:43:00 PM

MidnightMunoz

John Wilkes Booth looks angry enough to fire his lazer.

11/13/2008 01:31:00 PM

toastking

rofl, 1# deserved to win and Bruce for president (duh^^)

11/13/2008 01:27:00 PM

Otaku

Number three should win. BRUCE!But who's getting choked in #5. And yeah, O'Reily need his skin peeled off by Pin Head.

11/13/2008 01:22:00 PM

Enabsflow

The James Blunt one was very inspired...I hate that guy so much. Here's Tim Robbins getting what he deserves: http://www.digitalfuntown.com/videos/137

11/13/2008 01:18:00 PM

LanitaBonita

Bruce Campbell for president!!!!

11/13/2008 12:39:00 PM

tthom979

#9 gets points in my book, it's like I saw every joke I made about James Blunt coalesce into something before my very eyes.

11/13/2008 12:32:00 PM

EinDose

#11.) Perez Hilton #9.) James Blunt #8.) Robert Blake & Dexter #7.) Bill O'Reilley calls liberals kool-aid drinking pinheads #5.) Hayden Christensen... probably #4.) Chad Kroeger #3.) Bruce Campbell #2.) Joel Schumacher If you scrolled down just a little bit farther, I wouldn't have had to have pandered to your lazy ass. Now go get some exercise like playing in traffic.

11/13/2008 12:30:00 PM

stansimpson

Damn, you people sure love Bruce Cambell. The man only makes cheesy B-movies and campy TV shows where he just plays himself a the time. The man doesn't deserve to lead the...... Nah, I'm just fuckin' around. I'm also a huge fan of the Evil Dead Trilogy, and I love his Spider-Man cameos. Bruce Cambell is one awesome mother fucker, he is.

11/13/2008 12:30:00 PM

JasonVorhees

Ah, I finally get it!! Pinhead drinking Kool-Aid! Thank you, thank you, Jimmy and everyone else who explained it to me. Actually, I'm not sure that one was worth the effort.

11/13/2008 12:27:00 PM

MissFit

#3 should've won...

11/13/2008 12:17:00 PM

Zephyr618

its all about bruce cambel lol #3 is my favorite and the dexter one is awsome too

11/13/2008 12:11:00 PM

Uraniumhobo

MissFit, O'Reilly likes to call people he argues with "pinheads". It's his idea of a cute little catchphrase.

11/13/2008 12:10:00 PM

JimmyFartpants

The Nickel Back one, and Perez Hilton were the best. And #1 was the best by far.

11/13/2008 11:57:00 AM

N-E-elegance

i'm with onodera. but i lol'd at the palin one.

11/13/2008 11:41:00 AM

checkminus

also, who is that getting man-handled by the Batman?

11/13/2008 11:40:00 AM

PalinIsNotAMILF

lizmajig: it's JOHN Wilkes Booth every fifth grader knows that (though probably not Sarah Palin)

11/13/2008 11:39:00 AM

PalinIsNotAMILF

#3 is Bruce Campbell. Apparently a lot of people think he's cool. Thank you, theheretic, for explaining #7. I still don't get why pinhead is in it, though.

11/13/2008 11:31:00 AM

MissFit

I love it when silly conservatives try to give a history lesson and it totally backfires on them. speaking of "whiny"...notice how the only ones that complain on here are the republicans.

11/13/2008 11:28:00 AM

SUPERAHR

I didn't get most of these. I also didn't recognize many of the faces. I guess I should pick up a People magazine or something.

11/13/2008 11:26:00 AM

Onodera

#7: O'Reilly calls people he thinks are sheep "kool-aid drinkers" because they do exactly what others tell them to without thinking. Pinhead is about to pour Billy-Boy a cup.

11/13/2008 11:18:00 AM

TheHeretic

#3 is the coolest thing i have ever seen-

11/13/2008 11:15:00 AM

xxxero

HAHAHA #1. SUCK ON THAT, JAMES WILKES BOOTH.

11/13/2008 11:12:00 AM

lizimajig

Who's that in number 3 and why do so many commenters think that one is the best?! ::confused::

11/13/2008 11:11:00 AM

chrishogg1

Oh, and I don't get why Chad Kroeger is playing guitar for swine and an asian farmer...

11/13/2008 11:07:00 AM

jsteen

This was confusing (I didn't know who half these people were) until I read the comments. #2 and #5 would have been totally awesome together except that looks nothing like Hayden Christensen. On #2 I'm guessing that Batman is saying, "Why didn't you just have ADAM WEST play me while you were at it?"

11/13/2008 11:06:00 AM

DavidGee

Yeah, I'm afraid I don't understand #7 either. But I think #10 is the best and should have won.. or at least been higher up on the list.

11/13/2008 11:06:00 AM

jsteen

I don't get #7 either. Will someone cleverer than me please explain?

11/13/2008 11:04:00 AM

MissFit

Bruce in 2012!!!

11/13/2008 10:56:00 AM

mr_plow

#1 was really good. Probably the first time I've agreed with the winning pic.

11/13/2008 10:55:00 AM

padme

#3 took me a minute... (joke grenade)

11/13/2008 10:33:00 AM

greengoddess

" Lincoln was a Republican... don't forget that... liberal whackadoos." Civil War Republicans = Today's Democrats. History, Jackass?

11/13/2008 10:29:00 AM

sometimesilie

Ahahaha yeah Palin being a retarded hick is totally left wing propaganda.

11/13/2008 10:28:00 AM

Spindle_

#3 For the win. Does anybody get #7? Pinhead holding kool-aid to his head on the o'reilly factor..?

11/13/2008 10:28:00 AM

Ejigantor

Back when republicans were leftists and democrats were right wing

11/13/2008 10:26:00 AM

Spindle_

I wonder why there are two cracks on conservatives, and not one on liberals? Hmmmm... could it be that Cracked.com is run by a bunch of whiny liberals? N'ah! Say it isn't so! Lincoln was a Republican... don't forget that... liberal whackadoos.

11/13/2008 10:25:00 AM

DallasDeckard

...I was expected to see Wayne Gladstone at Larry King live.

11/13/2008 10:24:00 AM

jarl

Dunno who most of these people even are, but #3 should have been #1, closely followed by #10.

11/13/2008 10:23:00 AM

Gevaudan

lmao @ 15

11/13/2008 10:21:00 AM

bboykarma

Unfortunately I think this could be way better. Some of them are a little confusing too. I like the James Blunt one. Evan http://www.beyondrace.com

11/13/2008 10:05:00 AM

ealvarez12

this is one of the few picture ones where #1 deserved to be #1.

11/13/2008 10:04:00 AM

AndersonCouncil

#1 was REALLY well done. Great graphics!

11/13/2008 09:50:00 AM

Tartra

#15's been done.

11/13/2008 09:47:00 AM

civver

12 Should have been #1. I was just telling my roommate yesterday that I'd love to see Palin on Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader. 1st grade geography: FAIL

11/13/2008 09:45:00 AM

QueenSativa

Bruce Campbell for President! Boomsticks for everyone! Willie Nelson for surgeon general....

11/13/2008 09:40:00 AM

TheGrayTrain

Number 12 is only funny if you actually believe left-wing propaganda.

11/13/2008 09:37:00 AM

TheAntiAssClown

Holy crap. Thank you drifter1717. It was about to ruin my day wondering who that was.

11/13/2008 09:36:00 AM

kwame

3 and 8 FTW! In fact, I nominate Dexter as a running mate for Bruce. What an awesome, bloody world that would be.

11/13/2008 09:24:00 AM

luckylostie

Best one was number ten, as anyone who doesn't loathe Paris Hilton is just SILLY.

11/13/2008 09:21:00 AM

youllforgetit

I just realized that it's Joel Schumacher in #2...

11/13/2008 09:05:00 AM

drifter1717

i though 9 was really funny... the song's ok i guess but the video IS stupid

11/13/2008 08:55:00 AM

Nida

Number 3 should happen.

11/13/2008 08:55:00 AM

Sigma

For once, I enjoyed all of these! But the Rick Roll one is my favorite.

11/13/2008 08:52:00 AM

JayleBayt

Number 3: Fuckin' A!

11/13/2008 08:48:00 AM

Mr.Tea

#6 is best. But not a great week overall.

11/13/2008 08:48:00 AM

Clara

i don't get #7. and who's that guy in #2 with batman?

11/13/2008 08:36:00 AM

sallysmanager

I'm sorry, the only one that even got a rise out of me was Bruce Campbell as President (much, much, MUCH better choice that Obama). Try harder next time.

11/13/2008 08:27:00 AM

Spitz512

#4 is pretty accurate, i think thats how nickleback got started out in the music industry.. lets hope its not too long before they end up where they started

11/13/2008 08:25:00 AM

dubs_zino

Pretty much all of them were awful except for #1. Finally the winner actually deserved to win.

11/13/2008 08:19:00 AM

stevotheidiot

All of the entries had me laughing. Nicely done, Cracked! BRUCE CAMPBELL FOR PRESIDENT! Maybe Sam Raimi could be Veep...

11/13/2008 08:18:00 AM

hurfdurf

wow, number one wasn't bad. but 3, 8, and 12 were great and appropriate too! but another star wars entry let in. sad.

11/13/2008 08:18:00 AM

baronzemo

I have to admit, the "Kool-Aid drinking Pinhead" just about killed me. Nice one!

11/13/2008 08:16:00 AM

CavalierX

I'm surprised I didn't see a goldfish pooping in an aquarium making this list. #1 and #13 are funny but don't really fit the theme well. Stonewar nailed #1's biggest problems. If the ranking doesn't confuse you, the pictures themselves will! #5 doesn't look like Hayden Christensen. And why is he smiling? He only has two expressions and the wrong damn one was chosen!

11/13/2008 08:03:00 AM

stansimpson

GalvaTRION's #3 entry hits it on the head. He really should be paid in large sums of cash for his contribution.

11/13/2008 08:03:00 AM

Brendalou6

How did either #15 or #3 not win? I mean, #1 is good, too. This is easily my favorite feature on Cracked - the readers are (or can be) awesome!

11/13/2008 07:47:00 AM

queenarcoleptia

Anyone else notice that the seal on #3 says "Clone of the President of the United States"?

11/13/2008 07:45:00 AM

jackrabbit

Thanks Dr. Zoidburg. After I read your comment and looked closer, I got it. It's a little hard to see, but maybe that's just my ancient laptop or poor eyesight. It's a really good entry, I'm just lame. It also took me a while to realize there was a skeleton in #6.

11/13/2008 07:32:00 AM

MissFit

They did say "Famous People" right?

11/13/2008 07:12:00 AM

imc440

Chad Kroeger mucking out pigsfora living brought a smile to my heart.

11/13/2008 07:08:00 AM

Synskin

The image on #1 is otherwise good, but no way would that ricochet hit there. The angles are all wrong. Perspective fail.

11/13/2008 07:08:00 AM

LummoxJR

I went to forum and according to post by senor_taco. the Bullet is richoeting and hitting Booth in the dick while Lincoln giggles. IF YOU HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT.>> ITS NOT GOOD SHOP!!!!!!!

11/13/2008 07:04:00 AM

stonewar

#3 wins for me

11/13/2008 07:03:00 AM

JujuArtemis5

@homina: It... did...

11/13/2008 07:01:00 AM

Dr.Zoidburg

aimed at MissFit, sorry Homina

11/13/2008 07:01:00 AM

Dr.Zoidburg

Quite a lot of "Huh?" in this one. I don't know who's pictured in even get #14 and #11, or in #9 through #4 except as they've been explained so far (#5 apparently being Hayden Christensen, in a photo that doesn't look like him). #2 was also a mystery until someone mentioned Joel Shumacher; I agree he should be beat up but for the same reason no one can freaking recognize him. We need context for these, people!

11/13/2008 07:00:00 AM

LummoxJR

I don't really get number 7.

11/13/2008 06:58:00 AM

hominahomina

8 wins hands down for the dexter reference.

11/13/2008 06:57:00 AM

DoMe88

#1 would have been even better if the bullet had bounced back and actually hit Boothe.

11/13/2008 06:55:00 AM

MissFit

3 is Bruce Campbell being elected as president, 4 is Nickleback being where they belong, and 5 is Hayden Christensen (the guy who played Anakin in the new star wars) being choked by the good Darth Vader.

11/13/2008 06:49:00 AM

Thermador

Ah, I think you're right prime_pm. For some reason, I thought it might have been Brad Pitt, but Hayden Christensen makes more sense. I think #4 is Chad Kroeger, the lead singer from Nickleback. I think it means he should be fed to pigs or something.

11/13/2008 06:47:00 AM

MissFit

Bruce Campbell FTMFW. I saw him in person last weekend and he was awesome. GalvaTRION must have as well. I also have to agree with #1, John Wilkes Boothe was a complete dick.

11/13/2008 06:47:00 AM

Benacor

Thank you, lbh. And I think beer is right about #2. And who is that in #5? Again, I recognize Darth Vader and the stormtrooper, I'm talking about the guy in the middle. And does anyone want to take a shot at explaining #7?

11/13/2008 06:44:00 AM

MissFit

I honestly can't tell how #1 even fits in the theme let alone wins. Is this rigged? IS Senor_taco someones boyfriend? #3 FTW!!!!!!!!!

11/13/2008 06:41:00 AM

stonewar

I'm pretty sure that 5 is Hayden Christensen

11/13/2008 06:39:00 AM

prime_pm

#3 should have been #1. Not that #1 was bad. But if Bruce had run, I'd have voted for him.

11/13/2008 06:39:00 AM

Monkey

i'll be honest; i didn't get 3, 4, and 5.

11/13/2008 06:34:00 AM

exploding_girl

#3 wins. No contest.

11/13/2008 06:32:00 AM

nush

#11 is pure unadulterated genius. It's about damn time someone writes on overly hyped boob.

11/13/2008 06:28:00 AM

MarissaRose

#3 hail to the king... i mean president. Luv it.

11/13/2008 06:28:00 AM

Gr3m1in

#9 and #5 are the best. #1 is pretty good as well this time. Next week should be good, reminds me of the one with the Batman gadgets.

11/13/2008 06:21:00 AM

Rimshot

I think number 2 is Joel Shumacher being beaten up for his take on Batman lbh.

11/13/2008 06:20:00 AM

beer

Hold on I just saw some of the ones that missed out and they shat all over some of the entries that made the top 15 - in my humble opinion of course

11/13/2008 06:17:00 AM

beer

#3 was good, but John Cheese's was the best

11/13/2008 06:13:00 AM

j mcfarl3

@Missfit: #15. Rick Astley getting rickrolled #8. Robert Blake (Barretta) about to murdered. It's commonly believed he got away with murdering his ex to get out of paying child support. #2. No clue. Anybody ?

11/13/2008 06:11:00 AM

lbh

Number 3 was fucking brilliant

11/13/2008 06:08:00 AM

beer

Thanks foxygoddes, I've honesly never heard of Rick Astley. And I grew up in the 80's. So, um, no, I've never been rickrolled.

11/13/2008 06:07:00 AM

MissFit

They must not have had many entries, because half of the finalists are mediocre at best. Is the winner even original, or did someone just do a Google image search? Either way, not funny.

11/13/2008 05:56:00 AM

colin_in_sick

Cracked up on #15

11/13/2008 05:49:00 AM

TMan

Cool, I'm number three! What is that... puke? Explosive diarrhea? Eh... not so excited now...

11/13/2008 05:48:00 AM

GalvaTRION

MissFit - 15 is Rick Astley. Haven't you ever been Rick Rolled? (I loved him back in the 80s. Don't worry - I've moved on.)

11/13/2008 05:47:00 AM

foxygoddess

Interesting how most of these were punishments, but the best (#1 and #3) were rewards.

11/13/2008 05:45:00 AM

DrFreakazoid

oh, except for the Paris Hilton one, which WAS funny and she WOULD deserve lol.

11/13/2008 05:45:00 AM

mzkuriosity25

wow. these were really fucking stupid and the majoirty made no damn sense wahtsoever. i didnt understand any of them. FAIL. this article was a waste of website space.

11/13/2008 05:44:00 AM

mzkuriosity25

OK, I find this contest even more impenetrable than usual. Yes, I'm lame, feel free to flame me mercilessly, but I don't recognize most of these people. Who is that in #15? #8? #2? (I mean the guy on the right in #2, in the purple jacket. I do recognzie batman) And what do Bill O'Reilly, pinhead and Kool-Aid have to do with each other?

11/13/2008 05:41:00 AM

MissFit

15 just makes me think that he's really just very sad and lonely and simply looking at past exploits with a sighing desire, possibly of lust.

11/13/2008 05:39:00 AM

Malhal

Bruce as President. What a wonderful world it would be.

11/13/2008 05:36:00 AM

TJL

ELEVENTH!

11/13/2008 05:35:00 AM

Gregoclock

#1 wins money, #3 earns my lifelong respect. BC in 2012!

11/13/2008 05:31:00 AM

JJJJS

Bruce Campbell for president - hell yeah!

11/13/2008 05:26:00 AM

koosh137

Some of these weren't bad... I still prefer a few from the thread... including "Fuck Subtlety".

11/13/2008 05:23:00 AM

TheDarkFlame

LOL @ #9 and I couldn't agree more with #4.

11/13/2008 05:21:00 AM

Ish

Really funny stuff, especially 9 with the idiot drowning himself. What I don't like, though, is how the article says this is by CRACKED Staff; this is by Cracked Readers! Don't deny the people their glory, not when you know that this is all some of us have -- the dream of having our anonymous handle posted on a humour site. That's just evil, man. Evil.

11/13/2008 05:20:00 AM

Huldren

#3! I know who I'm voting for in 2012!

11/13/2008 05:15:00 AM

Skynard8301

second!!

11/13/2008 05:14:00 AM

ewhipped

didn't worth the thing to get up early seeing this...

11/13/2008 05:14:00 AM

jarl

rickroll rickrolled!

11/13/2008 05:14:00 AM

Lyaxe

first

11/13/2008 05:13:00 AM

ewhipped

FIRST!!!!!

11/13/2008 05:12:00 AM

dario10