The 15 Worst Porno Ideas Possible

Lol @ Victorian ankle porn. Given the amount of weird s**t I've seen in old porn postcards, it's safe to say the Victorians were a far more kinky bunch than people imagine.

11/20/2009 10:32:40 PM

Seesaw

Lol @ Victorian ankle porn. Given the amount of weird s**t I've seen in old porn postcards, it's safe to say the Victorians were a far more kinky bunch than people imagine.

11/20/2009 05:12:50 PM

Seesaw

HaHaHa Kodiak! Very funny and soo true! porno

11/18/2009 06:52:36 PM

chatlaak

The BBC once encoded a lot of cultural and historical knowledge onto some special discs and buried them underground. 20 years later, the information was saved with one of the last working devices that used the cartridges. Point: if you're going to encode data, include the machine to view the data too.

11/18/2009 01:40:27 AM

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11/14/2009 04:54:36 PM

Mcmahon2005

hahahaha I thought I saw some of these somewhere before. Some of those are truly traumatic

11/13/2009 08:59:11 AM

Ice9

LMAO!!!!! OMG!! Too funny! Meatloaf f**king Oatmeal is classic! #1 is hilarious!

11/11/2009 11:20:59 PM

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11/10/2009 06:09:18 PM

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11/10/2009 04:39:50 PM

kaly76hummer

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11/10/2009 04:39:28 PM

kaly76hummer

i love number 12 ! free videos http://www.pornheed.com

11/10/2009 04:23:24 PM

roaster

I thought Meatloaf Fucking Oatmeal was robbed of a win...until I saw who won. Great stuff here.

11/10/2009 01:26:15 PM

TrapserCat

@John Cheese: "realistic crying!" hahahhahaha. nice touch

11/10/2009 11:17:52 AM

lbh

Who are you trying to fool? You guys would so TOTES watch High School porno.

11/10/2009 11:14:16 AM

lbh

@John Cheese: "realistic crying!" hahahhahaha. nice touch

11/10/2009 11:13:38 AM

lbh

all the others could work, but number one is definitely the worst one conceivable, earning its title.

11/09/2009 08:21:06 PM

MR_TD

number 1 deserves its win.

11/09/2009 08:19:09 PM

MR_TD

"Meatloaf f**ks oatmeal" places higher than "Silent movie in the dark" in my personal rankings. Good job to everyone! Laughed my ass off!

11/08/2009 08:25:39 PM

wyldeboare

Pedgerow. Being American neither do I

11/08/2009 07:52:51 PM

Danmanflan

I love number 12!!

11/08/2009 04:59:02 PM

Inishi

HaHaHa Kodiak! Very funny and soo true!

11/08/2009 04:04:48 PM

italiangoddess

I've just noticed; the woman in the middle in #13 is Carol Vorderman. She's sort of like England's answer to Vanna White, I think, but being English I don't actually know anything about Vanna White.

11/08/2009 03:07:33 PM

Pedgerow

@priestmanX LOL I think you're right.

11/08/2009 08:56:48 AM

Shiroke

Ugh, goddamn repeats... There is so much funny and original content out there that there should be no need to show repeats. Let alone show them in this obnoxious format!

11/08/2009 06:17:21 AM

popemichael

me again (you lucky folks) @ priestman x, yeah but so many countries had colonists n stuff that americas pretty much the bastard child of GB (as the largest contributor) and every other country in europe. try tracing your lineage america, the answer might suprise you but it wont suprise your s**t of a mother (unfortuantely, thats GB, where i live *sigh*) oh and @ rayemoon 99, for one: i accepted that i "underlined [my] statement with precisly the same thing [i'm] tellin [you] not to do" if you'll recall i claimed i would accept everyone calling me a dick for that because it meant they dislike YOU TOO. what i didnt expect was you criticising my grammar. the few instances i misspelled, i did it either for dramatic effect or because thats how i speak in real life (for example i dont "say" capital letters, do you?), and i (being generally better than you) will not draw attention to the questionable start your post made (oh wait i just did, dammit, oh well, its "pay more attention", "not pay attention more", but i forgive you). oh and also what "tired, inane "shocking" statements" did i make. seriously, i want to know so i can avoid offending you in future.

11/08/2009 04:31:23 AM

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11/08/2009 03:33:07 AM

libertine

@Kodiak lolololololo

11/08/2009 02:56:22 AM

janek

@Amner I'm sure America's mother is GB.

11/07/2009 11:00:37 PM

PriestmanX

I might pay attention to you more, Amner, if you could spell and if you didn't try to underline your statement with precisely the same thing you're telling us not to do. And with tired, inane, "shocking" statements. Please.

11/07/2009 10:01:18 PM

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11/07/2009 06:09:29 PM

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11/07/2009 05:34:39 PM

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11/07/2009 05:32:15 PM

kaly76hummer

I'm surprised nobody picked up on the spelling error on #1. Usually some one else gets to these things before I notice. "Starring" Mommy & Daddy. Good choice for #1. Man that video sounds hot. I'm about to go give myself a pelvic nuggie just thinkin about it.

11/07/2009 04:51:32 PM

testacleez

I'm surprised nobody picked up on the spelling error on #1. Usually some one else gets to these things before I notice. "Starring" Mommy & Daddy. Good choice for #1. Man that video sounds hot. I'm about to go give myself a pelvic nuggie just thinkin about it.

11/07/2009 04:49:03 PM

testacleez

If you break out your ruler you can see plain as day that the cracked reader who made #9 clearly made Biden's penis loner that MCain's by .7 millitmeters!!! This just proves what italiangoddess and I have been saying all along!!! The whole cracked site is disgustingly biased towards the Liberal Elitists!!!! Open your eyes, sheeple!!! I mean Jesus Christ, cracked, can't you leave politics out of ONE SINGLE article??? I try ignore politics all day every day but somehow politics keep cropping up!!! Stop sucking obama's c**k, cracked!!!!!!!

11/07/2009 04:35:23 PM

Kodiak

Old post is old.

11/07/2009 04:04:42 PM

Ellemar

I'd stay far, far away from anything with Hannah Montana, but if it was just Vanessa Hudgens... I'd watch it.

11/07/2009 03:48:03 PM

The Moose

lol @ trying to win political arguements over the internet.

11/07/2009 02:01:47 PM

kristi3300

@ sholin + rayemoon, ferf**ksake! stop talking to the idiots who post their political views on a freeking COMEDY website, just ignore them! posting YOUR political beliefs to protest someone else posting THEIR political beliefs is what DICKS do! its what everyone else reading this is thinking, and yeah i know all you'se guys reading THIS will likely think IM a dick, ive come to terms with that and decided to be myself regardless (yeah i am a dick america! up yours! and up your mother's too!)

11/07/2009 01:01:07 PM

Amner

#14 wasn't such a bad idea

11/07/2009 12:39:23 PM

Yuusharo

Of course Exile is precisely what you say he is, Shaolin. A pathetic misogynist who will sit and b***h about the Republicans losing the election like a little old lady who lost canasta. They won't admit, can't see, the the nation wanted to try a new approach after Bush fumbled the Union. I'm not saying Obama will be any better, as he is just a man, just like Bush was. But a brand-new approach was necessary rather than Bush-copy McCain. And I'm getting tired of Cracked reposting old stuff under new names, like they're supposed to be brand-new articles. If you can't come up with new stuff in a day, fine and understandable, but don't insult the intelligence of the few people here who have it by sticking a new label on expired crap.

11/07/2009 12:34:50 PM

rayemoon99

really Exile? only a die hard conservative sore ass would try and start s**t in the comments section about a porn photoshop contest. Get off the internet and go masturbate to your picture of Reagan and Nixon.

11/07/2009 12:26:29 PM

shaolinmonk69

1 year old repost? Meh.

11/07/2009 12:17:46 PM

SegFaultOfDoom

Didn't we already do #14?

11/07/2009 10:57:56 AM

HoroscopeRaper

This article re-post thing is bulls**t, if you don't have a new article then don't post anything at all. Don't try and trick us into viewing your advertisements.

11/07/2009 10:43:59 AM

senorrock

so spamming? what's the deal cracked? tell your IT team to get their s**t together...

11/07/2009 09:56:17 AM

jfdillon

Hmm... This is a repost of an old article... And there was another repost recently... Why?

11/07/2009 09:52:30 AM

Signe

...#14 would be the greatest thing ever.

11/07/2009 09:26:07 AM

chadachada123

Haha, the winner is funny because at my friends house some friends found a video in the back of all of the videos titled, "The Making of Tim". They were too afraid to watch it.

11/07/2009 08:27:56 AM

McCombs

There's a mistake with the Biden and McCain one. Everyone knows that the only democrap females have penises. Unless that blocked out thing is Bidens elderly saggy labia.

11/07/2009 08:07:21 AM

Exile

High School Porn with Hannah Montana looks mindbogglingly fantastic. Sweet Christ, who in their right mind would not want to watch that?

11/07/2009 07:51:01 AM

pillowpants

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSTTTTTT

11/07/2009 07:25:46 AM

Daniel_M.

3 is best

11/07/2009 05:57:14 AM

leet

This is probably the best example of Rule 34 ever

11/03/2009 10:48:19 PM

Greythief128

it's sad that I have an uncle bill

09/20/2009 09:07:39 PM

CitizenDildo

#8 - what about meat loaf with b***h tits?

09/20/2009 09:05:48 PM

CitizenDildo

I actually want to see 3!

07/25/2009 09:50:00 PM

TheGayinator

Dude 14 would be great!!

07/25/2009 05:24:00 PM

cockmaster

i thought this was supposed to be ones they wouldnt watch if so im pretty sure 14 shouldnt be on this list

07/15/2009 07:52:00 AM

kano547

I would totally buy # 14

07/02/2009 08:32:00 AM

AM9393

If I were the judge, this'd be no contest. Number one would have won in an instant.

05/22/2009 05:14:00 PM

loqutor

I liked 13... and the HSP one. Hmmm... It'll be more successful then HSM, still. :P And about the Shins of sin one, I remember joking about that when my friend told me that in the old times showing your ankle was scandalous. I said something along the lines of, "That whore is showing her ankles. A stripper!"

12/11/2008 06:29:00 PM

arrowblossom

i think that mccain and bindens penises are toooo big... its an overstatement.....

12/06/2008 09:26:00 AM

color_me_gray

Where's "Schindler's Lust"?

11/20/2008 07:31:00 PM

jdub

hey what the hell is my tape doing at number 1!!!??? I always wondered what happened to that...

11/19/2008 03:16:00 AM

gratefulgroover

Apple Computers in 1997 (as imagined in 1987... hilarious!) http://www.tokillfor.com/view_video.php?viewkey=e538c0b82b5d1fa0db4d

11/17/2008 07:46:00 PM

dalekiloveyou

They should have one with a hot girl who has a big ass and she is eating cabbage and eggs and a burrito and she farts on my face. Actually that would be a great idea for a porno.

11/15/2008 02:01:00 PM

McDoogan

5,4, and 3 were hilarious. 3-being the most appealing.

11/11/2008 08:45:00 PM

Slightly_sane

I think "Things We've Shoved Up This Blokes Arse III" might be a decent porno, I mean, the first two were pretty good.

11/08/2008 09:53:00 PM

MizPiz

Number 1 is definitely the winner. I'd placed #15 closer...

11/07/2008 07:02:00 AM

vato_loco

No 7 allright hellblade just real short like bambi meets godzilla

11/06/2008 03:04:00 AM

oldenough

shouldn't #1 have been disqualified because it was already used? Gifts That Might Indicate Your Parents Hate You by CRACKED at December 27, 2005

11/04/2008 09:35:00 PM

xxxero

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11/04/2008 06:42:00 PM

dalekiloveyou

So many winners here... But 2, 1, and especially 12 f**k'd my $#!T up... so, SO disturbing...

11/03/2008 01:24:00 PM

Chojinra

Quote: "Come up with an idea for a porno so bad that even they wouldn't watch it." What - High School the Porno - Why exactly would I not want to see that?

11/03/2008 01:02:00 PM

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11/03/2008 10:21:00 AM

paul307

Number one is hilarious. That would definitely be one of the most disturbing things someone could ever see.

11/03/2008 05:46:00 AM

Chel

you actually picked the correct winrar this time. good work cracked

11/03/2008 02:01:00 AM

LeeMalia

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11/02/2008 10:28:00 PM

dalekiloveyou

The Ernest video is just uncalled for. That man defined my childhood. Hence the explanation for how I turned out. I don't get the Larry Bird one though? Here's my idea. Throw asian women into washing machines and watch them get soaped up? Well, at least it's funny. *NSFW* http://www.icanhassex.com/content/it_can_be_time_wash

11/02/2008 08:41:00 PM

biglover

yep, #1 is definitely #1. but why is #7 undesireable? no fisting/golden showers/insert other sick acts, you bunch of freaks!

11/02/2008 07:46:00 PM

hellblade

what.the.fuck.

11/02/2008 04:22:00 PM

willyhassertt

Boybama - new boyband. Battleground for your heart. Seriously. http://www.tokillfor.com/view_video.php?viewkey=2c56b1046b5b37be3e0b&page=1&viewtype=&category=mr

11/02/2008 02:23:00 PM

dalekiloveyou

#14 suck on that Vanessa Hodgepodge. Charlie Brown looks appealing.

11/02/2008 01:09:00 PM

MissFury.

#3 makes me want to cover my ass with both hands.

11/02/2008 12:54:00 PM

lizimajig

..i thought 8 & 9 were pretty bad, though... but that's me.

11/01/2008 08:54:00 PM

bibliophilica

i was going to say that because charlie brown is such a kid icon, that's the most disturbing.. and that 2, 4, 7, and 10 are pretty bad. but you chose good. #1 definitely wins. wow..

11/01/2008 08:53:00 PM

bibliophilica

# 6 shoulda won : ))

11/01/2008 07:55:00 PM

pbrox

For the first time I agree with the Number 1.... well done

11/01/2008 04:05:00 PM

Stevosaurous

#9 has old, naked guys with hard ons, touching each other. How is that not funny?

11/01/2008 12:51:00 PM

greengoddess

did you really spew coffe all over your computer from #9? its the worst one!!!

11/01/2008 08:50:00 AM

KrazyNewfie

When I saw #9 I nearly spewed coffee on my work computer.

11/01/2008 04:16:00 AM

leftybigguns

#1: Wrong on so, so many levels but funny as hell.

10/31/2008 11:54:00 PM

Jazzy

I wouldn't mind watching my parents BONE ....wait did I just say that out loud?

10/31/2008 06:14:00 PM

Dondadon

this is the first one where i agree with the winner... *cringe*

10/31/2008 02:07:00 PM

rabidpsychosis

i'd see most of those. http://thingsfatpeoplehate.wordpress.com/

10/31/2008 05:13:00 AM

braintrust

#8 was the only one that made me actually laugh. The others were okay- I saw better in the forums- sorry to say cracked but I am dissappointed.

10/31/2008 03:58:00 AM

germomiter

I like it when the 1st place entry is actually funny

10/31/2008 03:47:00 AM

AnderX

#14 actually looks OK. Of course, I've never seen High School Musical or Hannah Montanna, so maybe that would ruin it for me. Also, winner was good, but I'd have chosen #4.

10/30/2008 10:53:00 PM

Wallsy

I'd watch 14 and 3 in a second. The winner was definitely deserved this week.

10/30/2008 10:11:00 PM

Jazradel

i want my cereal to fuck my meatloaf----then i will a hybrid of dinner and breakfest

10/30/2008 09:16:00 PM

XenophobicAlien

Zack and Miri wins! so afwul:)

10/30/2008 08:55:00 PM

Otaku

i would totally watch meatloaf fuck oatmeal

10/30/2008 08:38:00 PM

phedus

#12 should have won

10/30/2008 08:09:00 PM

tkpbpbpbp

OK nevermind, I wouldn't watch 13 (I didn't read the title at first)

10/30/2008 07:17:00 PM

UltimateToast

Let's see here.. I'd definitely watch 14, I'd watch 13 and 12, and I'd probably watch 6 and 4. Yeah I know, I'm one sick individual.

10/30/2008 07:16:00 PM

UltimateToast

I would watch 14 with the sound off!...Is that bad?... Anyway 1, as everybody has duly noted, deserves it, but damn 8 had me laughing for awhile. And 3...wow I wonder what the covers of Volumes I and II are!

10/30/2008 06:55:00 PM

kemperature

OH GOD! *claws at eyes* The maker of #1 deserves every penny, but I want some as compensation for the lazer surgery now required to remove these horrific images from my brain. The "Guest Appearance" was the perfect touch.

10/30/2008 06:37:00 PM

Wren

#1 totally deserved to win.

10/30/2008 06:14:00 PM

toastking

Halloween Costumes for the Fat Man http://thingsfatpeoplehate.wordpress.com/2008/10/20/halloween-costumes-big-man-edition/

10/30/2008 06:09:00 PM

braintrust

Icelandic subtitles...?

10/30/2008 05:52:00 PM

wrinkledlion

First minute of Who's Nailin Paylin Hilarious - I love when porn gets intellectual! www.TOKILLFOR.com

10/30/2008 05:17:00 PM

dalekiloveyou

Someone may have already mentioned this. But "Peanuts" porno already exists. See the Deep Fried comic books and strips featuring "Weapon Brown." published by

10/30/2008 05:08:00 PM

TDEngines

Number 13 made me laugh out loud.

10/30/2008 04:41:00 PM

Mr_Hym

*sigh* OK let me explain it to those of you who don't get it. #14 is a bad idea because Hannah Montana (and presumably the rest of the cast) are underage therefore the makers of this movie would be prosecuted and sued into oblivion.

10/30/2008 04:29:00 PM

Jenna_Tullwortz

I would watch 14 and 12.

10/30/2008 04:03:00 PM

TychPsych

"Things We Shoved Up this Bloke's Ass" would probably be the new era of "2 Girls, 1 Cup", and just as disturbing.

10/30/2008 03:58:00 PM

TechnoDude

too bad I forgot to send it Lobotomies gone wild...

10/30/2008 03:40:00 PM

goatmale

I could definitely get boned up to 14, 12 and 7...hardly the worst ideas...

10/30/2008 02:58:00 PM

douglaschucker

Thins up a blokes arse is funny because it UK english, Freudian strip was hilariou, the taglin was the cherry on top.... of your mom!

10/30/2008 02:57:00 PM

mrpopenfresh

#13 for the win, but only if it completes the amazing task of setting "Bow-Chicka-Wow-Wowww" to ragtime piano.

10/30/2008 02:39:00 PM

dandaman

#10 should have won. #1 just kinda bummed me out. My parents were never, uh, discreet in their passion. It did a lot of mental scarring. I am the angel of death. The time of purification is at hand....

10/30/2008 02:33:00 PM

GC4Life

You're telling me you DON'T want to watch #14? What the hell is wrong with you?

10/30/2008 02:18:00 PM

hossdave

#4 isn't too bad, actually. and #3 and it's prequels NEED to be made for comedy's sake. Also, Iclandic subtitles=funny.

10/30/2008 02:14:00 PM

rlrsk8r1

Truly unmatched number one...left the rest in the dust, although I laughed hard for a good minute @ #8 too.

10/30/2008 02:13:00 PM

TrapserCat

Yes, it does say, "You're not Erect Charlie Brown." Congrats Dr.Macaroni, you deserve it.

10/30/2008 02:03:00 PM

Dan the Great

I like Shins of Sin...

10/30/2008 01:47:00 PM

LaLa

I'd watch all of them except #9 to be honest.

10/30/2008 01:45:00 PM

Yarp

I wuld definately watch a porno with hannah montana in it

10/30/2008 01:09:00 PM

blackmamba

Number 1 is pure genious!! love it. Number 9 is just ... well ... I mean ... look at it! Urgh!

10/30/2008 12:57:00 PM

Markopter

#9 made me want to vomit

10/30/2008 12:33:00 PM

Nukewhales

13 and 3 are by far my favorites.

10/30/2008 12:28:00 PM

Thicket

#1 is a true winner!

10/30/2008 12:24:00 PM

Brizz

How the hell do you do #14 without taking advantage of the naked pictures of Vanessa Hudgens on the inernet? That's just a missed opportunity right there.

10/30/2008 12:19:00 PM

Ben81

haha love number 1, but number 11 is probably the most random that I have to love it.

10/30/2008 12:15:00 PM

AlyssaJeane

Oh nice! #1 is truly worthy this time.

10/30/2008 11:39:00 AM

Sunshine60

I would tottaly watch High School Porno.

10/30/2008 11:35:00 AM

Infinitiy Land

yeah, fuck you, I know it's *"too"*, not "to"...fuckers

10/30/2008 11:26:00 AM

assassassin

#5 actually made me fall out of my chair...holy hot poop. I liked #1, but it seemed to easy.

10/30/2008 11:25:00 AM

assassassin

I laughed HARD at #7 and #9. I couldn't figure out why #6 didn't win, until I saw #1. Nice.

10/30/2008 11:05:00 AM

greengoddess

@ RecycledViking: I laughed at that idea.

10/30/2008 10:26:00 AM

civver

Holy crap #1 was a very good choice! And #2 is a true runner-up.

10/30/2008 10:20:00 AM

civver

in #6 does it say you're not erect charlie brown

10/30/2008 10:19:00 AM

Moo626

C'mon guys, all of you would watch High School Porno... I know I would :)

10/30/2008 10:16:00 AM

thiagomeller

For once, #1 is actually the best one.

10/30/2008 10:15:00 AM

Rimshot

nice choice for #1

10/30/2008 10:07:00 AM

nova_NIN

#1 - Brilliant. And horrifying. Must think of something else now...

10/30/2008 10:04:00 AM

manmeat

HAHA the Great Blumpkin should have won.. that or "Shins of Sin" with the blocked out shins.. soo dirty!

10/30/2008 10:00:00 AM

TheDirtball

Can't believe none of the Jay and Silent Bob ones got on, and i personally thought the one of the T-rex fucking R2-D2 was the funniest... but maybe i'm just twisted...

10/30/2008 09:57:00 AM

Jesus469

LOL. I emailed this to one of my friends. He had a bedbug infestation in his apartment and ended up sharing the bed in the room with his mom. They live together and he's 26 I made fun of him - calling him Oedipus, and told him sooner or later he was gonna have a "lovely dream" and he was gonna grab his mom and let her have it. LOL Mothers Day is cumming.

10/30/2008 09:22:00 AM

flashpoint

They should of had one where Kim Kardashian stuffs cake and icing up her asshole then farts it out. Actually that would be pretty good, then I could eat the cake out of her booty hole.

10/30/2008 08:38:00 AM

McDoogan

#8 is the best, by far. The only one that made me laugh out loud.

10/30/2008 08:30:00 AM

drunko

number 14 isn't a bad idea

10/30/2008 08:22:00 AM

pelcurus

8-15 were hilarious. the other ones were just ok. personally, i think "meatloaf fucks oatmeal" should have won.

10/30/2008 08:15:00 AM

checkminus

This is one of those rare times I agree with the #1. Also liked the Ernest one too.

10/30/2008 07:50:00 AM

locodiablo

#7 FTW!! And you know why xD

10/30/2008 07:37:00 AM

peisoc

if they got rid of the guys, yeah

10/30/2008 07:37:00 AM

scallywag

Don''t even pretend everyone wouldnt watch the High school musical one.

10/30/2008 07:31:00 AM

Morris

I disagree. 12 was the best. Same consept, but much more creative. And I fear many readers would watch that High School Musical Porno...

10/30/2008 07:03:00 AM

Onodera

The one picked as the best really WAS the best! Whoopie!

10/30/2008 06:56:00 AM

homsar

LMAO @ #8! These were all hilarious!

10/30/2008 06:54:00 AM

Ish

I'm pretty sure we would all watch #14.

10/30/2008 06:43:00 AM

Legal

Wow! Number 1 was actually funny this time. I also loved Cake Geezers for some reason.

10/30/2008 06:35:00 AM

JayleBayt

I thought they were good

10/30/2008 06:32:00 AM

beer

I didn't even know there was a "things we've shoved up this blokes arse Vol 2" much less 3.

10/30/2008 06:31:00 AM

mr_plow

Who are the judges??? I think this:http://www.cracked.com/forums/index.php?topic=39210.msg981433#msg981433 is better then most of the ones that made the list

10/30/2008 06:23:00 AM

Chikov2

As Miley Cyrus' (unofficial) attorney, I find number 14 to be absurd. It's stated in her contract to never be seen naked with Zac Efron.

10/30/2008 06:16:00 AM

ramenkingroshi

That sucked. Only the winner was funny.

10/30/2008 06:09:00 AM

Cockonutpete

I agree with "derekandclive" if high school musical was one, you would probably never see me again... Good posts, the Larry Bird and Meatloaf ones were the first photoshops in a while that have actually had me laughing at my desk.

10/30/2008 05:59:00 AM

davesigmachi

did any one else see the last coming from a mile away? And i would pay uber money for the high school music one

10/30/2008 05:54:00 AM

HomicidalOrange

Ha! I have SEEN the porno you wouldn't want to watch - german - called Grandpa's Bum (Arcsh) Peoples use your imagination and it still wouldn't come close... But number one would definately be one not too watch, that's up there with being in the room next to your grandparents on holiday and hearing sounds that no youngster should have to hear and then innocently asking your parents the next morning if grandma was ill cos she was moaning a lot last night....

10/30/2008 05:51:00 AM

rassy

HAHAHA! I'd watch the one with Icelandic subtitles just for the dumbass fun of it...leave it on when guests come over and see if they can figure it out! Though the last one really did make me gag, so congratulations.

10/30/2008 05:46:00 AM

RecycledViking

I'd pay good money for one with Ashley Tisdale.

10/30/2008 05:36:00 AM

GoogleMan

how is highschool musical a bad idea? Id never leave the house if that was real

10/30/2008 05:32:00 AM

derekandclive

@ No.14 Actually one of the girls from argentinian High School Musical has an amateur sex video. She was fired from the show when the vid went viral. Her name is Chachi Telesco in case you wanna google it, and I know you want to.

10/30/2008 05:23:00 AM

Ruta9

good ones, but I think you missed a few of the best ones...Grandma and her sex toys should definitely be in the top ten

10/30/2008 05:21:00 AM

timsgm

Clear winner! You gotta love the sheer simplicity and power of the idea. Congratulations, Dr. Mac.

10/30/2008 05:21:00 AM

baredevil

I'm glad to see we're over the "as depicted by five yearolds" stuff.

10/30/2008 05:18:00 AM

coltonwhite