So after Obama won, I had a chat with my brother, ho's 3 years old, and I honestly think he would've won this contest by himself:
Me-"So Declan, we have a new president now."
Declan-"Spider-Man?"
Me-"No, goofball. Don't you know what the president is? He's the boss of the whole country. Where we live."
Declan-"We live on the Earth."
Me-"Yes, and our country's ON the Earth. The President is in charge of America."
Declan-"Like the black Power Ranger?"
Me-"No n- *pause* Yes, exactly like the black Power Ranger."
Declan-"I like the Power Rangers."
Me-"So do I, Declan. So do we all"...
Considering that 5 year olds aren't nearly as articulate as most of these entries make it seem, and that, even then, there aren't enough 5 year olds who pay attention to politics to warrant a good joke about one misunderstanding the election, I would say this was a bad choice for a contest in the first place. The historical events thing was great because elementary school kids learn about history in bits and pieces, but not the specifics of an election.
Could you possibly be any whinier, Bobby Bobby? Actual five-year-olds are better sports than you.
I do agree with the general consensus that this one was a dud, though. #7 was the only one that made me laugh.
LOL. I loved number 10... But art's a little too good for a 5 year old...
So after Obama won, I had a chat with my brother, ho's 3 years old, and I honestly think he would've won this contest by himself:
Me-"So Declan, we have a new president now."
Declan-"Spider-Man?"
Me-"No, goofball. Don't you know what the president is? He's the boss of the whole country. Where we live."
Declan-"We live on the Earth."
Me-"Yes, and our country's ON the Earth. The President is in charge of America."
Declan-"Like the black Power Ranger?"
Me-"No n- *pause* Yes, exactly like the black Power Ranger."
Declan-"I like the Power Rangers."
Me-"So do I, Declan. So do we all"...
OK, you guys. These cartoons did not come from kids. No way. So mean.
#9 should have been farther up on the list, if not #1.
#2 should have won
Considering that 5 year olds aren't nearly as articulate as most of these entries make it seem, and that, even then, there aren't enough 5 year olds who pay attention to politics to warrant a good joke about one misunderstanding the election, I would say this was a bad choice for a contest in the first place. The historical events thing was great because elementary school kids learn about history in bits and pieces, but not the specifics of an election.
is that Mr./Mrs. Garrison in number 5?
Could you possibly be any whinier, Bobby Bobby? Actual five-year-olds are better sports than you.
I do agree with the general consensus that this one was a dud, though. #7 was the only one that made me laugh.
10 is my favorite.
Um, why wasn't #9 #1? F.T.W.
@darkhorse
You absolute fucking idiot.
aww come on #1 shouldnt of even been on the list plus #8 should of been in the top 5
Terrible, simply terrible.
# 2 should've won. I didn't get # 9 - who or what is "DOB"?
From a non-American point of view these all suck beyond belief.
So you´ve managed to sum up these elections of yours quite well really.
LOL most were bad but 1 was hilarious!
No. 11 shoulda fucking won it.
All entries rocked (4 and 9 caught my eye!), but I wish there were more. The candidates give so much ammo to work with.
1 and 2 were fucking hilarious, lmao
#6 was the only one to make me laugh...