The 11 Most Awkward Moments Imaginable

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11/13/2009 05:51:49 AM

howl66

I don't get it. #1 is good, though.

10/10/2009 03:22:32 PM

Luigifan

Hahaha, 6 was funny.

08/30/2009 04:17:34 PM

pavlovsdaughter

ten and eleven were awesome

08/01/2009 09:20:00 AM

zbend

ahh... six

07/25/2009 05:29:00 PM

cockmaster

That last thing actually happened to me :P Some microsoft guy was giving a presentation at my school and BOOM blue screen XD He got laughed at..for a long, long time :P

02/17/2009 01:08:00 AM

Aisil

a rat shoved up the guys ass.

11/15/2008 10:44:00 PM

willyhassertt

Anybody know what 11 is?

10/23/2008 01:21:00 PM

Samehada

Whoa! Did you just substitute a $ for the S in Microsoft?! You my friend, are on the bleeding edge. Everyone knows Mac isn't out to make money at all, they're all about people. And forcing those people to use proprietary, self-downloading software.

10/13/2008 12:21:00 PM

Jack-O

#2 would have been funnier had she been reading the article about wanting to see Sarah Palin nude.

10/12/2008 01:41:00 PM

tcbg

@entrodiibob: Nah, the FULL details also include the fact that since that error message is often caused by hardware problems it subtly implies that Macs are pieces of shit. not sure if the submitter intended it, but that's how *I* see it anyway.

10/11/2008 11:08:00 PM

Jenna_Tullwortz

I liked #1 the most, but you really have to dislike Micro$oft first. Oddly enough, the earlier ones were better done. That Star Wars one was probably the real thing >.

10/11/2008 05:31:00 PM

BayushiKazemi

...what the hell was that? That sucked. That was like the first episode of Poochie. Cracked readers are idiots.

10/11/2008 04:25:00 PM

BakNBlack

Numero quatro = waaaay good.

10/11/2008 01:40:00 PM

magusdee

SARA PALIN'S GOT MAN HANDS! And come on, #11 was the best one here

10/11/2008 09:11:00 AM

The_Prowler

Is it just me or is Palin's hand clearly a man's?

10/11/2008 07:43:00 AM

Nazarite

#11 is hilarious. The moon landing made me laugh, too. #1 was great as well (to those who get it).

10/10/2008 09:21:00 PM

istark

Okay..re: No.3--- Now, Lord knows, I haven't read the comment section yet, so I'm probably behind the curve, but, Jesus H. Christ, that was SOOOO wrong. Funny, eench, but so fucking wrong. Wrong wrong wrong. Charlatantric, I lift my glass to you, you sick fuck.

10/10/2008 06:37:00 PM

TrapserCat

A lot of people don't seem to get the FULL details on #1. Yes it is a guy with a "WINDOWS" BSOD on his presentation, but what makes it great is that guy is none other than Steve Jobs, CEO of APPLE (rival of Microsoft). So it would have been epicly awkward using Windows in an Apple presentation.

10/10/2008 05:41:00 PM

entrodiibob

whats so funny about #11

10/10/2008 02:52:00 PM

af1master692

#8 is the handsdown funniest. I went to Catholic school all my life. Made me rofl. #6 was good too.

10/10/2008 10:10:00 AM

Adipocere

For me the funniest thing about #1 is that the error message displayed on the BSOD is most often caused by a hardware issue. My money would be on the RAM although the hard-drive is a good candidate as well.

10/10/2008 09:32:00 AM

Jenna_Tullwortz

Wow, I actually agree with your number one.

10/10/2008 02:00:00 AM

daisyvilla

This one kinda sucked sirs.

10/10/2008 12:12:00 AM

spiffymint

#4 is clearly fake? No way! The Photoshopping skills here are usually of such a high standard!

10/09/2008 09:13:00 PM

Wallsy

where is this ad? you mean those goofy empty smily face emoticons? sorry to break it to you, that's not palin and mcsame - you can be forgiven for the mistake tho www.tokillfor.com

10/09/2008 08:56:00 PM

fake_spambot

I love the way there's a McSame and Palin ad at the bottom. On cracked.com Now THAT'S the most awkward moment ever.

10/09/2008 08:47:00 PM

dr-kawfi

#4 is clearly faked, the shadows don't match. Pass the tinfoil.

10/09/2008 08:17:00 PM

Gevaudan

#11 was hands down the funniest, in my opinion.

10/09/2008 08:09:00 PM

Mr.Tea

#1 was very funny. The others weren't so great, so this was the first time in a while I've thought #1 really was the funniest

10/09/2008 07:20:00 PM

DMaster17

Love #11 and #4.

10/09/2008 07:13:00 PM

Jazzy

this has got to be the first time i agree with #1

10/09/2008 06:41:00 PM

hellblade

#10 was the winner by far!

10/09/2008 06:34:00 PM

echocharlie

u think #3 is awkward? check this out, circa last semester. those r my friends and boyfriend http://www.new.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=767917&id=583799936#/photo.php?pid=767917&id=583799936

10/09/2008 05:29:00 PM

sallysmanager

I liked #5, if only for the fact that the turd was in the picture, too. Nice attention to detail there. :clap:

10/09/2008 04:51:00 PM

wurwolf

I'm pretty sure number 1 is from when Microsoft was debuting it's new operating system and it actually crashed on them. I could be wrong.

10/09/2008 04:22:00 PM

MajorTom

im a bit mixed over this. they were all funny but not by much. each one made me chuckle a bit and even outwardly which is a bit impressive but ONLY a little chuckle. so there have been much better contests than this but also much worse ones.

10/09/2008 04:01:00 PM

RaisukeUzarachi

i was watching the news the other day and the weatherman was on the bluescreen. behind him, instead of the map, was a big windows error message. he was clueless. hysterical

10/09/2008 01:49:00 PM

bobboringbaker

I forgot that you get money if you win this thing

10/09/2008 01:43:00 PM

gnosis

Well that's it then, we'd better cancel the whole damn thing. Sorry to waste your time David. PACK IT UP GUYS, WE'RE DONE HERE!

10/09/2008 01:42:00 PM

IllBeatz

The only good ones were #11 and #10. The rest of them sucked...although I didn't get #1.

10/09/2008 01:11:00 PM

DavidGee

Actually Derekandclive I just use various internet porn sites like redtube and the like so I don't have to worry about her finding it on my hard drive, and if she finds ii in my browsing history I just say my little brother borrowed my computer.

10/09/2008 12:35:00 PM

DonQuixote

care to elaborate further starberry :)

10/09/2008 12:18:00 PM

derekandclive

WAAHOO!!!

10/09/2008 12:11:00 PM

eliotschreiner

any other guy do this? Make a "decoy" porn folder thats relatively easy to find that has classy playboy met-art type pics and abbywinters type solo vids are the most hardcore vids and all the girls look a LOT like your gf and you can just kind of blush and if she finds it she justplayfully calls you a perv and lightly punches your shoulder. And you keep all the crazy gangbang bukkake dp amputee bondage porn in a password protected encrypted folder inside 12 other folders?

10/09/2008 11:48:00 AM

derekandclive

I know what you're talking about, but I use whatever segue I can to interject that story into day to day conversation

10/09/2008 11:30:00 AM

MrBear

i dont know why you are talking about clits a spas, but yes fucking amazing orgasms.

10/09/2008 11:28:00 AM

starberry

thats a completely different kettle of fish mr bear, Im talking about the jets not the thing at the bottom

10/09/2008 11:28:00 AM

derekandclive

For #1, error message = funny. Windows error message = hilarious

10/09/2008 11:27:00 AM

zacx

There was a guy who had to be rescued by an ambulance because he got his peener stuck in the vacuum attachment in his pool.

10/09/2008 11:26:00 AM

MrBear

Well, m-tel, unfortunately I don't get #8 either. I used to get it sometimes, but then I got married.

10/09/2008 11:21:00 AM

scp

You know those jets on the sides of pools that shoot water out at really high pressure, is their porn of girls having their clits pressed right up against it and GENUINELY getting off on it? Ive tried searching for it but all I come up with is generic poolside bj vids

10/09/2008 11:07:00 AM

derekandclive

Did they just sensor clit? Really?

10/09/2008 11:03:00 AM

MrBear

If women take male hormones, sometimes the clitoris will grow into what resembles a penis. In development, the glans penis (aka "the head") and the clitoris come from the same origin, so they are anatomically analagous. (The labia is analagous to the scrotum in case you were even more curious.)

10/09/2008 11:02:00 AM

MrBear

Only 11 I saw all the enteries and I felt it had possibilities of at least a top 25

10/09/2008 10:57:00 AM

Rutledal

deaved: HAHA Im used to shitting freely in the river behind my house so Id definitely be worried about my body firing one out without my consent if I got some friends and went swimming with them

10/09/2008 10:54:00 AM

derekandclive

Thanks you #5 for scaring me from ever swimming again...

10/09/2008 10:46:00 AM

deaved_wrath

I want my subculture and interests to become mainstream M-tel, come on man who wouldnt want to watch Belladonna and Lexi Belle rub their shafts together like they were kindling. A realistic solution I think would be to grow flesh using stemcells that could be grafted onto the clitoris which hardens and expands when theyre aroused like a 6 inch baloon shaped penis that would flop around involuntarily like a fish out of water during orgasm.

10/09/2008 10:45:00 AM

derekandclive

#1 reminds me of that video of the conference where Windows crashes on Bill Gates. Conan O'Brien was hosting. Check YouTube cuz it's awesome.

10/09/2008 10:44:00 AM

stansimpson

Number 10 was funny, as were the others, except I didn't get #8. And derekandclive, what the hell are you going on about dickgirls and shit? If you want an "article" about "beautiful women with round asses who love to lick it like a lollypop and share the marshmallow fluff yum yum!" then go to a porn site.

10/09/2008 10:36:00 AM

M-tel

Also does anyone know if uncensored versions of Discode exist? Ive downloaded a dozen torrents and have browsed every erotic sequential art forum on the web with no luck. Its been days since Ive watched some booboomsploosh! and its driving me up the wall!!!!!!! >:(

10/09/2008 10:31:00 AM

derekandclive

You should do an article about beautiful women with round asses who love to lick it like a lollypop and share the marshmallow fluff yum yum! What I love about hentai is that dickgirls are real women who have the ability to magically grow and experience a penis, shemales are dudes with breast implants and estrogen pills, yech! They have to be able to magically grow one which retracts after cumming though, the manga where they walk around with huge camel toe are gross. Also it sucks that you only get swordfighting futa in manga, shit would kick ass in hentai. Honestly, who wouldnt want to watch Jordan Capri or Jenna haze jerk off???????

10/09/2008 10:28:00 AM

derekandclive

#3 is just gross, but #1 is clearly the winner.

10/09/2008 10:20:00 AM

cmgrace

11,6, 3- Great! Good submissions.

10/09/2008 09:52:00 AM

Jmx70inNJ

I thought ignorance was bliss. I guess I was wrong, yet, for a while, I was so happy.

10/09/2008 09:41:00 AM

kingmonkey

Uh oh. Somebody changed Log Lady's meds again.

10/09/2008 09:24:00 AM

manmeat

I'm fairly sure I've seen #1 before. If it wasn't that exact image, then something EXTREMELY like it. Been browsing 4chan there, eliotschreiner?

10/09/2008 09:21:00 AM

IanMJo

That's right MrBear! Red and blue make purple!

10/09/2008 09:12:00 AM

Sigma

There is a sadness in this world, for we are ignorant of many things. Yes, we are ignorant of many beautiful things--things like the truth. So sadness, in our ignorance, is very real.

10/09/2008 09:11:00 AM

LogLady

Oh geez, it isn't pee. The dark blue denim masked its true nature.

10/09/2008 09:06:00 AM

MrBear

This was horrible, it was not even funny. You have failed again cracked, please stop doing these photoshop contests they are never funny.

10/09/2008 09:05:00 AM

Laserschlong

nr 1 actually has happened. On a Microsoft press conference.

10/09/2008 09:01:00 AM

lalle_calle

Uhm, Mr Bear sir? That's not pee.

10/09/2008 08:56:00 AM

Sigma

it would be more awkward if she were watching an episode of rocky and bullwinke...and I wait for the contest to finish to think of that......

10/09/2008 08:44:00 AM

CountBaqula

The awkward thing is that Palin is caught on CRACKED.COM

10/09/2008 08:37:00 AM

matt_t_r

I guess the one where the girl peed her pants is funny.

10/09/2008 08:29:00 AM

MrBear

bleh.

10/09/2008 08:15:00 AM

vaginica

*mindless giggle at all of them*

10/09/2008 08:14:00 AM

Hyuga_masteR

You know what would really make these contests great? If everyone who posts an entry would add a comment to their post that explains why it's funny. Jokes are so much better when someone explains them.

10/09/2008 08:14:00 AM

Bishopwhitet

awkward about Palin on a computer, her trying to navigate a web page...she don't know how.

10/09/2008 08:13:00 AM

CountBaqula

When does the funny part start?

10/09/2008 08:10:00 AM

CavalierX

I didn't get # 2 - what's awkward about Palin on a computer?

10/09/2008 07:53:00 AM

darkhorse08817

FAIL

10/09/2008 07:40:00 AM

zsasz

He asked for a cracked magazine, I think it was a dig at Mad magazine who did a lame/vicious parody of family guy. The most retarded thing I ever saw was when Mad did a parody of theonion, thats like Dane Cook doing a whole set on how George Carlin sucks

10/09/2008 07:40:00 AM

derekandclive

You dudes are trippin'. I liked all of them. The turd in the pool, the ball gag in grandas box, the gerbal in Geres ass. Period blood twister. Mr.Fuck, way to get around the profanity button, lets see if big booty ass cheeks will also pass inspection.

10/09/2008 07:38:00 AM

JasonVorhees

This contest had the potential to be the best ever, but turned out to be the worst. Only #1 made me remember (briefly) the concept of a smile.

10/09/2008 07:36:00 AM

gdinelli

#3 was the only one that was funny AND didn't look like photoshop. Plus it's something that girls fear....whoooo....

10/09/2008 07:33:00 AM

SilentSyren

Cracked got a shout out on the new Family Guy. Apparently, Jesus reads Cracked!

10/09/2008 07:30:00 AM

hpfizzle

#1 was stupid. i didn't get 10 or 9.

10/09/2008 07:28:00 AM

checkminus

Ummmmmm.... I think the kids in antarctica might have frozen to death, couldve at least shopped in a pic of them in snowsuits, and what fucking kindergarten class visits fucking Antarctica??? Do you have any idea how much that would cost for insurance alone? Its a good concept but the implausibility was too much to lift the initial supspension of disbelief necessary to appreciaite the gag

10/09/2008 07:26:00 AM

derekandclive

By the way, rather disappointing this week.

10/09/2008 07:26:00 AM

Rimshot

'the jesus one was funny and not featured' Which one exactly, niven? I made two.

10/09/2008 07:25:00 AM

Rimshot

Wow, the first photoshop contest that failed to elicit a laugh from me.

10/09/2008 07:19:00 AM

civver

I think that was with the nightmare bastard child known as Windows ME.

10/09/2008 07:07:00 AM

MrBear

Just so we're clear, that's not Gates. That's Steve Jobs. Bill Gates doesn't have to have a photo shopped picture of being in front of a BSOD, he had it actually happen to him showing off Windows 95.

10/09/2008 07:02:00 AM

suprenova

Who are you talking to Tartra? People spoke about how it's not funny... but I'm sure we all understand it. Perhaps this was foryour own benefit?

10/09/2008 06:59:00 AM

NathanExplosion

It's the Blue Screen of Death during a Mac presentation. Those aren't supposed to happen. Those are errors. It's ironic because Mac is supposed to be - like... BSoD proof. And it happened during a presentation. Do you understand now? Do you get it? Does it make sense?

10/09/2008 06:55:00 AM

Tartra

Maybe it's just me but I don't see Bill Gates. Perhaps it's my bad vision... Doesn't Gates have hair on the top of his head?

10/09/2008 06:53:00 AM

Sigma

While not being a techy AND understanding #1 (noticing Bill Gates) I still didn't find it funny.

10/09/2008 06:50:00 AM

Bender

The guy infront of the projector is bill gates.. thats how its funny

10/09/2008 06:41:00 AM

Kris

Yeah, techies will probably find number 1 funny just b/c the guy is standing behind a huge projector that shows what's called a BSOD error. Blue Screen of Death...basically the computer hooked up to the projector has a major hardware error, and the guy is clueless about what's going on behind him. Meh...I chuckled...once...

10/09/2008 06:30:00 AM

Prometheus

Not as good as they have been recently... and I LOVE your pic MrBear

10/09/2008 06:27:00 AM

Starbite

I don't find #1 all that funny/awkward. #3's my pick. Nice one Charlatantric, those hand prints add... uhh... character? "Don't slip now!"

10/09/2008 06:18:00 AM

Sigma

How did Jobs got a Windows BSOD?

10/09/2008 06:07:00 AM

ArT

wow thats amazing, I didnt even grin going through all those.

10/09/2008 06:06:00 AM

ruby_tuesday_83

Err... isn't the last one an actual photo? :D

10/09/2008 06:02:00 AM

Gerusz

Take this, Profanity Button!!!

10/09/2008 05:55:00 AM

MrBear

Love the Palin one. It would be quite ironic; DOB searching for nudes of Palin, Palin reading DOB'S blogs. Oh, what twisted secret desires.

10/09/2008 05:54:00 AM

MaxMcbrickfist

sonuvabitch! I'm colorblind so I honestly couldn't figure out what was weird with #3 until someone mentioned they almost gagged and I went back to look harder. DAMMIT!

10/09/2008 05:50:00 AM

ramenkingroshi

Meh could had been better

10/09/2008 05:43:00 AM

mandysparky

weak the thread had some really funny ones the jesus one was funny and not featured bad judging

10/09/2008 05:43:00 AM

niven

Another week, another letdown. Hey, didn't #1 actually happen?

10/09/2008 05:40:00 AM

GoogleMan

And I think I gagged on #3.... Like the Godfather meets twister...

10/09/2008 05:34:00 AM

BuckleAU

Or not...

10/09/2008 05:33:00 AM

Hamper

Wow.... Cracked staff, you might want to step away from your computers so you don't get fried when the lightning strikes them for #8. Hilarious, well done, but so so wrong....

10/09/2008 05:33:00 AM

BuckleAU