What Campaign Ads Would Look Like If the Voting Age Was 6

Some of these wouldn't show up for me D: But most were surprisingly hilarious anyway.

11/14/2009 11:23:32 AM

lusilly13

#8 deserved to win.

10/29/2009 08:34:50 AM

giganticbrain

Omg these are so in the wrong order. McCain beating a rap album SERIOUSLY beat out #23, for example?

10/11/2009 08:25:20 AM

jackpayne

These are great. It's like the Comedy Goldmine section at Something Awful, only more thought-out.

07/30/2009 03:14:00 AM

likalaruku

Awesome I want #20 as a background

07/23/2009 03:13:00 PM

marct33

sch02d : Do you understand the concept of a voting age? It means that anyone six AND ABOVE can vote. I'm assuming that ad was targeted for the teens, not six year olds.

07/13/2009 08:30:00 AM

GothicGeekGirl

#10 makes me want to vote for Obama. The Joker's waaaay cooler than superman. XD

07/13/2009 08:28:00 AM

GothicGeekGirl

In what world do six year olds use condoms? Or really know what they are/what they're used for?

06/20/2009 03:25:00 AM

sch02d

#8 was extrmely creepy and the one with obama windu is strait up hilarious

12/03/2008 05:33:00 PM

loganxiv

The nose one cracked me up. So did the dinosaur and the rap one...

11/07/2008 07:17:00 AM

ninjamitsuki

fuck, #8 is creepy. Thanks, cracked, for making me unable to sleep tonight.

10/24/2008 06:01:00 PM

BrightlyWound

I agree with you, lizimajig. That was just terrifying.

10/07/2008 07:01:00 PM

HomicidalClown

i want obama condoms! so is mccain going to stop terrorist attacks like this one: http://tinyurl.com/4wdz6g

10/07/2008 09:29:00 AM

LanitaBonita

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10/03/2008 07:45:00 AM

JasonVorhees

#8 is going to give me nightmares.

10/02/2008 08:31:00 PM

lizimajig

The fact that John McCain's daughter has boobs won me over!

10/02/2008 07:59:00 PM

jmiddle

#8 was seriously creepy

10/02/2008 11:26:00 AM

DisAster768

#19 looks oddly communist.

09/30/2008 01:25:00 PM

Pootah

#'s 9 and 5 could actually be used in this campaign to sway college-aged voter (and really, #9 would be useful for pretty much all men).

09/29/2008 07:35:00 PM

tcbg

# 6, 5, 20 made me lol

09/29/2008 01:48:00 PM

OneManRockBand

Can anyone give me link for the forum..wanna see the other contestants!

09/29/2008 12:09:00 PM

tallakchick

haha #1 is brilliant!! www.tokillfor.com

09/28/2008 06:45:00 PM

fake_spambot

Number 1 - huge dissapointment No. 15 was robbed, great photoshop

09/28/2008 02:48:00 PM

jackcosUK

#9 changed my vote

09/28/2008 11:09:00 AM

beer

hahha number 5 was the best !

09/28/2008 09:00:00 AM

8ajl8

am I the only one that thought #13 was hilarious?

09/28/2008 08:49:00 AM

dick+butts

Number 12 has my vote. "We're not saying he's Batman... But he COULD be." Awesome.

09/28/2008 12:54:00 AM

ERKIMER

#23 is awesome and #8 is incredibly creepy.

09/28/2008 12:23:00 AM

Jazzy

8 will haunt my dreams for years to come

09/27/2008 02:51:00 PM

ATG

#12 is now my background. I love it...

09/27/2008 01:41:00 PM

Batman?

yeah 23 and 12 wer defo the best

09/27/2008 09:30:00 AM

Roy-Drage

#15 should win. Come on Cracked, get in the game.

09/27/2008 06:49:00 AM

repeatoffender

#8 is incredibly creepy.

09/27/2008 05:38:00 AM

Wallsy

Again the winner dissapoints. 23 and 12 were really good.

09/26/2008 09:59:00 PM

rpgmaker

#6 made me laugh. #5 - #1 made me wish i stopped at #6.

09/26/2008 09:48:00 PM

WOW!

number 21 just got Obama another vote.

09/26/2008 04:02:00 PM

cnelson

I LOVE number five - its the BEST Now that's a campaign.. :D

09/26/2008 10:12:00 AM

moaningmona

I thought you were just going to show the real campaign ads, since they already look like they're aimed at six-year-olds.

09/26/2008 09:19:00 AM

Sylocat

absolutely shocked that the pokemon entry from the forum didn't even make the cut... effin hilarious

09/26/2008 08:28:00 AM

gm_zero

#3 makes me think of the "A-Team"

09/26/2008 04:49:00 AM

thesnakedoctor

#6 had me laughing quite hard inside.

09/26/2008 04:39:00 AM

Shan

Man, I can't stand the way my thong feels when i wear it over my clothes!

09/26/2008 04:37:00 AM

ClintAllen

#8 seems vaguely racist, but I don't know why. Reply: Scary--definitely. Racist--that's pushing it.

09/26/2008 02:54:00 AM

PopsicleStix

i am so going to vote for m.c. cain #12

09/25/2008 10:36:00 PM

goasis

hahaha, this is one of the best photoshop contests ever. also, whitenerd's comment is pretty freaking hilarious.

09/25/2008 08:55:00 PM

ChicoStarr48

#23 should have been number #1. #1 SUCKED ASS

09/25/2008 08:18:00 PM

yaynorth

Once again, the winner isn't necessarily the funniest one...

09/25/2008 07:49:00 PM

civver

#23 and #12 were the best things ever. Nothing better can ever exist, I will from now on read cracked only to say how much it sucked compared to this. then, as I lie on my deathbed, my only regret will be that nothing ever surpassed this. And then I will watch porn.

09/25/2008 07:45:00 PM

whitenerd

14 and 10 FTW, definitely. Nice work. Didn't know new vs. old Facebook was a hot topic among 6-year olds. That's unexpected.

09/25/2008 07:41:00 PM

BobDobolina

#8 may be the scariest thing in the world. i mean... look at them

09/25/2008 07:31:00 PM

stoopidgoofy

Palin might as well be Miley FUcking Cyrus.

09/25/2008 07:21:00 PM

bunni

I loved #23

09/25/2008 05:43:00 PM

Hacksaw_Highway

#1 actually was funny compared to previous photo shop contests. MC Cain, clever

09/25/2008 05:39:00 PM

DirtyD

There were alot of good ones this time. Meghan Mccain isn't all that hot, and she's like what? 22 and her dad is 70? Shit, and I thought my dad was old. Also, alot of these were geared toward teenagers, like 12 to 14 year olds. Alot of you guys seem to forget what 6 year olds like. No, not boobs.

09/25/2008 05:27:00 PM

mrpopenfresh

THAT was #1!? And that fantastic Superman one was #10?! I'm appalled...who judges these?! Although they were all pretty great.

09/25/2008 05:19:00 PM

direwookiee

Wtf, number 1 was garbage compared to a lot of the others.

09/25/2008 04:56:00 PM

Bread

Yarp: Perhaps because I made the Ernie/Obama hybrid freak thing smile like a retarded monkey. And because Ernie is naturally darker than Bert anyway. Yeah, in retrospect, maybe not so smart. But I never saw it until you mentioned it.

09/25/2008 04:16:00 PM

Rimshot

#23 was the only one that made me actually laugh out loud. Well done, well done.

09/25/2008 04:14:00 PM

CourtneyB

Being a Kucinich fan, I thought number 7 was fucking hilarious!

09/25/2008 04:09:00 PM

AlyssaJeane

i predicted most of these would make it on here... but i think no.2 should definitely have been no.1.

09/25/2008 03:44:00 PM

exploding_girl

21 won in my eyes... I would vote for maccain if he could kill a tiger like Vladimir (or like Obama with that lightning bolt). What can go wrong with a guy who can kill a tiger or a guy who can shoot lightning bolt from his fingers...

09/25/2008 03:44:00 PM

blehters

Mehh, 7 Should have been higher up there

09/25/2008 02:31:00 PM

Shabbro

I never agree with the winners on this site.

09/25/2008 02:20:00 PM

T.C.

have never laughed so much especially the hilary one

09/25/2008 02:13:00 PM

oreolvrs

20 made me laugh.

09/25/2008 02:08:00 PM

Jetters

awesome:), i actually like 20-10 better than top 10

09/25/2008 01:28:00 PM

Otaku

#8 seems vaguely racist, but I don't know why.

09/25/2008 01:27:00 PM

Yarp

#2 should be #1, and jedi-obama rules totally. as the european emissary here, i must inform you that we're totally rooting for the jedi-obama.

09/25/2008 01:15:00 PM

hellblade

you know, i thought at least one of mine would rate...but oh well...maybe next time. Funny stuff.... now to try to stay in business.

09/25/2008 12:58:00 PM

CountBaqula

OH MY GOD. That was the best thing I've ever read on cracked, serious. That was just brilliant

09/25/2008 12:53:00 PM

toastking

McCain Cyrus LOL that totally should have won.

09/25/2008 12:47:00 PM

phen77

This was fun as hell.

09/25/2008 12:45:00 PM

McBeefy

This competition is brilliant, the standard is really high!

09/25/2008 12:44:00 PM

Retrovertigod

I love love love number six and seven!

09/25/2008 12:39:00 PM

Kit Kat

I think that 21 and 23 were the best. If they had more dinosaur campaign ads, I would definitely vote McCain.

09/25/2008 12:32:00 PM

Demazura

Awesome, awesome, awesome. Everyone did a great job. I liked #19's slogan, but a better pic would have completely sold my six year old.

09/25/2008 12:28:00 PM

Blackrifice

Wow some of these were really good. I like #12 a lot.

09/25/2008 12:27:00 PM

trgdr777

Finally a more decent Photoshop contest.

09/25/2008 12:23:00 PM

Parsat

Dinosaur was by far the best

09/25/2008 11:40:00 AM

Spin

The Kucinich busted me up!

09/25/2008 10:47:00 AM

Disfigurine

The winner blows, as usual. Definitely #14 - that expression is priceless. Oh, and '...Becky....': Damn.

09/25/2008 10:33:00 AM

manmeat

To everybody who thought #8 was scary: thank you for the compliment. Can't say that I'm jealous of the jury, since almost all the other entries were fucking brilliant a the very least. Putting all this in a ranking order must have been a hell of a job (although I wouldn't be surprised to find out they just did it randomly and had another beer). And thanks for next topic. Exactly what I was expecting.

09/25/2008 10:31:00 AM

Rimshot

Hey TechWiz-- You can just shut up about six year olds not being sexually active. I was sexually active when I was six. Well, kind of active-- it was more like being sexual but inactive cuz I just kinda stood there and let my cousin Jeremiah rub our things together. My second stepdad said we were way ahead of the curve.

09/25/2008 10:22:00 AM

..Becky..

Knowing how influential the Daily Show is, I believe these ads would probably work with adults.

09/25/2008 10:22:00 AM

Afghanwhig

Only #14? Ah well, at least mine was used for the thumbnail/title bar, that made me frickin' happy enough :D

09/25/2008 10:00:00 AM

Rykan

I don't care who you're voting for, they were hillarious.

09/25/2008 09:40:00 AM

Spitz512

#8 is not scary, and I am lollin my ass off

09/25/2008 09:34:00 AM

FrankStallone

#8 is pure nightmare fuel. #10 is my favorite, terrific shop-fu, although now Wonder Woman has been ruined for me forever.

09/25/2008 09:34:00 AM

Gevaudan

yeah, #8 is scary. #21 is inexplicably AWESOME. i still think Horatio Lee Jenkins should run for president, IMHO.

09/25/2008 09:31:00 AM

BrandonLR

The dino one shouldn't have been last. Top five, at least.

09/25/2008 09:25:00 AM

Tartra

#8 was fucking scary. lots of good entries, though.

09/25/2008 08:47:00 AM

zombieculthero

All of them are awesome. Really loved the obama one w/ the lightsaber...and the Mccain comic one :D

09/25/2008 08:42:00 AM

Splawr

CavalierX wrote: "I don't think a lot of six year olds are sexually active." Yet that bill WOULD have lowered the age at which students began "comprehensive sex education" to include kindergarteners." WRONG!!!!

09/25/2008 08:40:00 AM

jojopumpkin

kudos #5, now that one would win elections. altho nu fb haters need to get a grip!

09/25/2008 08:21:00 AM

Petunia

The dino is the best.

09/25/2008 08:19:00 AM

lostprophet94

#6 is my favorite. 23 is pretty good too.

09/25/2008 08:14:00 AM

Captainium

these lists are always funny but always a let down at number one. preceding ones are always more funny. just don't number them anymore.

09/25/2008 08:03:00 AM

baronzemo

#9 just got me to vote for McCain lol

09/25/2008 08:01:00 AM

Lyonkyng

Number 10, you were robbed. The money should have been yours!

09/25/2008 07:59:00 AM

ShadowStaarr

#12 is great. #2 I like, subtle yet tasteful :P

09/25/2008 07:58:00 AM

Dragonborn

As usual, one of the worst ones wins, and the best entries (the dino, the "superman"...) are relegated to the back rows. Yay.

09/25/2008 07:54:00 AM

Pukka

oh, wait i forgot about 22. funny shit.

09/25/2008 07:53:00 AM

checkminus

Nicely done. All of these were excellent!

09/25/2008 07:53:00 AM

kellybrisbin

LOL, I like it! Perhaps they should change the voting age to 6 years old! Works for me! www.privacy.es.tc

09/25/2008 07:50:00 AM

JimmyCrackHead

"I don't think a lot of six year olds are sexually active." Yet that bill WOULD have lowered the age at which students began "comprehensive sex education" to include kindergarteners.

09/25/2008 07:49:00 AM

CavalierX

#8 is a little scary... ok, very scary. but they were all funny.but i think i like #7 the most.

09/25/2008 07:48:00 AM

checkminus

You misunderstood, techwiz81. The voting age was lowered to 6, so these new ads are targetting the new voters; thos aged from 6 to 17.

09/25/2008 07:44:00 AM

darnzy

By far the best photoshop competition I've seen on cracked! Great work everyone. And how difficult must it have been to choose between them all?

09/25/2008 07:41:00 AM

Igenix

I don't think a lot of six year olds are sexually active OR on Facebook. nice try though.

09/25/2008 07:33:00 AM

techwiz81

Love the McCain might be Batman one...my 5 year old would totally vote for him!!

09/25/2008 07:33:00 AM

tallakchick

penperv = genius

09/25/2008 07:31:00 AM

Regretful

I'm not sure what #21 was trying to get at, but I agree with it anyway.

09/25/2008 07:23:00 AM

EinDose

The New Hope and Kucinich ones were CLASSIC. Very funny.

09/25/2008 07:22:00 AM

homsar

Its battle rhymes. Fuck it, I thought it was a talent showcase. All these photoshops are fuckin' dope.

09/25/2008 07:21:00 AM

JasonVorhees

Can you guys add a "block poetry" button?

09/25/2008 07:15:00 AM

CodyCastor

Okay, number 5 made me laugh out loud. That was my favorite. Thank you.

09/25/2008 07:08:00 AM

Rebear

How is #20 not the winner! :O

09/25/2008 07:01:00 AM

whereRmykeys

I m from where the gold and diamonds are ripped from the earth, Right next to the slave castles where the water is cursed, From where police brutality's not half as nice, It makes the hood in America look like paradise, Compared to the AIDS infested Caribbean slum, African streets where the passports an American gun, From where they massacre people and try to keep it quiet, And spend the next 25 years tryna deny it, I m from where they cut your hands off if you make a fist, And people grow coca cause the job market doesn t exist, Except slave labour modern day company stores, And peacekeepers don t ever ever ever come here no more, From where the bombs that they used to drop on Vietnam, Still has children born deformed 8 months before they gone, I m from where they lost the true meaning of the Qur'an, Cause heroin is not compatible with Islam, And fuckers know that but grow that poppy seed anyway, Cause that food drop parachute does not come everyday, I m from where people p

09/25/2008 07:01:00 AM

JasonVorhees

Well done. I don't know who should have won, but I don't think the winner should have.

09/25/2008 07:00:00 AM

Onodera

pause on a venomous premise for war and paint the whore in make up the same fuck ing story monger the wardog bollocks big brother i look up to two towers and await the return of the king burn when you sing the praises of your god mongrel gollum amalgam grandiose overdose bring me the man seeking to stand alone complex superstructure dual vertical inferno explosive implications expose simplifications take the christ word for granted the seeds have already been planted are you ready to rot properly olly olly oxen free the people pester the mortar and ready the pestilence take one quarter of the fourth horseman and span the distance white red black pale smoke lead slack stale my seventh step went electric when half the population became heavy infected dejected lecher wonders when his pleasures became severed

09/25/2008 06:56:00 AM

ExquisitExamplE

I'm thinking I'm going to make #5 my new profile pic on Facebook. That'll get everyone voting for Obama.

09/25/2008 06:38:00 AM

alanna

Two thoughts. 1) Whenever I see McCain's daughter, I can't help but think that he must have been 68 years old when she was conceived. Then I decide to stop thinking about that. 2) I would bet a lot of money that Palin has a Wonder Woman costume hanging in her closet right now.

09/25/2008 06:32:00 AM

CodyCastor

loved this, especially #10

09/25/2008 06:24:00 AM

Lyaxe

#5 my fav !

09/25/2008 06:22:00 AM

cazz

Loved number 6 ....... creepy old men grabbing at your face and cackling......ugh!!! Must repress!!!

09/25/2008 06:16:00 AM

Caroline

These were all really funny... loved number 15.

09/25/2008 06:10:00 AM

DarkSideOfSmoof

The Bert & Ernie is just creepy...love the Batman one

09/25/2008 05:59:00 AM

timsgm

I didn't need a glove to kill your bitch OF A MOTHER... and I don't need one now!

09/25/2008 05:54:00 AM

FredKrueger

I think #13 definately should've placed higher, and #8 is just freakin creepy. Still, nice submissions all around

09/25/2008 05:45:00 AM

GenPayne

Nice. I liked the dinosaur one. And thwe GI Joe one. I miss GI Joes. Damn you adulthood, for making me lose the toys I loved! And the Kucinich one was hilarious. Is that really McCain's daughter? She's pretty hot.

09/25/2008 05:35:00 AM

Tiamatty

One of the better ones in a while.

09/25/2008 05:29:00 AM

BearMan

I always love the reader submissions.

09/25/2008 05:19:00 AM

izzyboy

cracked readers are funny people! Good contest. Though thanks to this whenever i'll see mccain on tv in the future i'll be thinking "he could be batman..."

09/25/2008 05:18:00 AM

DistortEd

Sweet! Hilarious!

09/25/2008 05:14:00 AM

fragg