If Websites Came With Warning Labels

"No matter how rich your dad is, you are NOT invulnerable to fire" XD

10/18/2009 09:22:53 AM

Luigifan

penisland.net... that makes me so happy. not so much the warning, but that they are on an island and they sell pens and not one person objected to their url choice. i mean, even the 'fake pen island people' they warn about on their own site has a hyphen between the words!

07/13/2009 06:22:00 AM

Conformist138

The college humor one was the best

07/02/2009 09:56:00 AM

AM9393

Regarding meatspin, lemonparty, mr. hands, 2girls1cup, et cetera.. there really should be warnings.. or people should be smart enough to google it first to read about it. Eh?

10/28/2008 01:59:00 PM

jsteen

meatspin lol thats great and one i wish i never had seen. why noone but goatsee or goatse or whatever on here is beyond me

08/28/2008 10:03:00 PM

aeyrhed

My favorite is #13. myspace really needs labels like that. It absolutely needs a warning to protect people from the "sensory gang rape".

08/16/2008 01:55:00 PM

DrFreakazoid

Very nice. The desperate side of my nerdism also finds comfort that I have now predicted two consecutive #1's from the forums.

08/06/2008 06:38:00 AM

Drekafluga

16 was the best 4 & 13 were also funny.

08/05/2008 01:32:00 PM

Art_Vandelay

I really liked the one about Facebook :)

08/04/2008 02:45:00 AM

Philopoemen

Heh heh, yep people who don't know what lemon means would be in for a nasty shock XD

08/03/2008 03:42:00 PM

Dark-Dreymer

#4 made me feel pathetic and sad.

08/03/2008 11:19:00 AM

Wheelhouse

Psychosquirrel is the bomb!

08/03/2008 09:11:00 AM

LilMoof

#9 is wrong. there is loads of porn on youtube if you know where to look. though i guess it depends on your definition of porn. (my definition is: If it turns me on, and i only enjoy watching it when i'm turned on, it's porn). for a good time, search the keyword "massage".

08/03/2008 08:43:00 AM

LeadingExpert

Someone explain to me why penisland.com did not win? Whiskey Tango Foxtrot....

08/03/2008 12:02:00 AM

TheDirtball

PsychoSquirrel: His influence is truly mind blowing.

08/02/2008 11:44:00 PM

LavaLamp

don't know how many ppl know this, but type in "Find Chuck Norris" on google and click I'm feeling lucky.

08/02/2008 04:58:00 PM

Psychosquirrel

Whoa, these are really good. #1-7 were especially badass.

08/02/2008 01:41:00 PM

Brizz

Some really good stuff here. But the new contest is meh...

08/02/2008 01:34:00 PM

jochen

that...was one of the best photoshop contest ever.

08/02/2008 08:22:00 AM

toastking

I wouldn't be dumb enough to fall for number 18th

08/02/2008 06:03:00 AM

Framon

Aww, the LimeWire/Fuck off, I'm just trying to download some porn before my Mum comes home one didn't get in. For shame.

08/02/2008 04:42:00 AM

Black-Velvet

These are all pretty golden. Number #13 pretty much shows how myspace is pretty much the new version of geocities. Christ, does anyone remember that?

08/02/2008 03:31:00 AM

Synskin

I wish I had been warned before I stumbled upon a Joker fan-forum. Jesus Christ those bitches are freaks. I mean I loves my Mitah.J, but they take obsession to a whole new terrifying level.

08/02/2008 02:20:00 AM

Tesla-Fangirl

That was the funniest bunch yet. Great work everyone.

08/02/2008 02:17:00 AM

Peace Frog

I agree with the contest winner. I didn't know what the fuck "I'm Feeling Lucky" was supposed to do so I never clicked it. Only about a year ago did someone explain to me what it was, while showing me that "french military victories" joke.

08/02/2008 02:14:00 AM

Kilvas

Many people are discussing it at free inter-racial dating site ' blackwhitemate.com' where i upload my photos and find real girls to spend lonely night...

08/02/2008 01:47:00 AM

alfred

Imagine a world where "meat-spin" was as acceptable as being "Rick Rolled" or are they pretty much the same thing?

08/01/2008 11:09:00 PM

jojopumpkin

I'm still wiping the tears from eyes over the "If you need to take a shit please inform your handler" sign in #2

08/01/2008 10:21:00 PM

meowmix

goatse? are you stuck in 2001 or something

08/01/2008 09:46:00 PM

Acosmist

No goatse? Disappointing.

08/01/2008 08:34:00 PM

SnagglezMaw

Dammit, you peaked my curiosity and I went to meatspin. Dead or Alive will never be the same again...

08/01/2008 07:38:00 PM

SickBoy

My favorite part is the Zombie Harmony tab open on #14.

08/01/2008 05:41:00 PM

icanread

i don't get #16...

08/01/2008 03:35:00 PM

LaBoricua

No jokes about 2 girls-one cup??? Unexpected...My worst internet experiance was viewing a video on a real taliban penis amputation.

08/01/2008 03:23:00 PM

Slightly_sane

The Google one is the funniest, 16 and 17 were next.

08/01/2008 02:29:00 PM

fudgeislove

my favorite was the lemon party one. the animated lemon was hilarious.

08/01/2008 02:13:00 PM

ChicoStarr48

>.< Forgot to enter!

08/01/2008 12:55:00 PM

Icalasari

Are you sure Cracked readers did these? They're surprisingly apt.

08/01/2008 12:40:00 PM

proscriptus

#2.

08/01/2008 12:36:00 PM

Smell-the-glove

Agreed the google one is the best

08/01/2008 12:27:00 PM

dwhs

First, I LOVE The Bobs, and forgotten about them :) Second, the one about MySpace was the best. That site is a waste of time and bandwidth and can definitely cause epileptic seizures.

08/01/2008 12:22:00 PM

thalliadruid

Oh god oh god oh god! (covering eyes) I couldn't help it, I went to the lemon party thing, OH GOD. Oddly enough meatspin didn't phase me though.

08/01/2008 12:02:00 PM

Gaijin1862

LOL, why not, got them on movies, video games and CDs why not websites. I need some moron to tell me what is good for ma and what is not. Im not smart enough to decide on ym own. JT www.FireMe.To/udi

08/01/2008 11:51:00 AM

JimmyCrackHead

How did 18 or 6 not win?

08/01/2008 11:35:00 AM

Mr_Hym

Hey hardness - the retards who run this country can't get a blowjob under the desk without everyone finding out. Troofers, when stupid just isn't enough.

08/01/2008 10:54:00 AM

Ronsonic

#2 was my fav, simply cause the users on that site are retarded. One of the best contests we've had in a while.

08/01/2008 10:48:00 AM

nchammer326

#10 was my favorite.

08/01/2008 10:46:00 AM

gladeplugins

@Jenna_Tullwortz: Brilliant!

08/01/2008 10:41:00 AM

BearMan

I watch Weeds too. It's a great show.

08/01/2008 10:40:00 AM

BearMan

Phrasing ambiguous XD Actually did make me smile, most of these.

08/01/2008 10:14:00 AM

Namorgasm

what about itunes?

08/01/2008 10:14:00 AM

rosie

Oh, and #10.. *muttering* As if you couldn't have figured that out...

08/01/2008 10:11:00 AM

Jenna_Tullwortz

You're right in not believing it's a theory. Calling it a theory would imply that it has some sort of merit based on evidence (note I did not say "proof" else it would be a fact not a theory), logic or even common fucking sense. Even your 4 sentence tirade contradicts itself in that you stipulate the people running this country are retards yet have somehow managed to pull off the most mind-blowingly complex conspiracy on a scale that absolutely staggers the imagination and somehow, despite the number of people who know the "truth", they have gotten away with it. It's not a theory. It's a horseshit sandwich and a heaping bowl of bullshit garnished with "are you really that fucking stupid" and a side order of "give it a rest".

08/01/2008 10:09:00 AM

Jenna_Tullwortz

Shouldn't #16 be ronpaul.com?

08/01/2008 10:01:00 AM

sambarwick

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08/01/2008 09:13:00 AM

alfred

Conspiracy theory MY ASS. It's just plain logic if you know anything about the retards who run this country. They WOULD do some heinous shit like 9-11 to start a manufactured war. I don't watch 30 rock, I wathch WEEDS

08/01/2008 08:46:00 AM

TheHardness

aint #4 the truth

08/01/2008 08:43:00 AM

AnderX

Thanks damnluckydog. Even though it's only a fake it's still hilarious.

08/01/2008 08:40:00 AM

BearMan

#4, tho it may just be a "funny cause it's true" reaction. *sobs with box-cutted in hand*

08/01/2008 08:38:00 AM

mrdrow

I liked 19,12 and 6. Number one was pretty good.

08/01/2008 08:38:00 AM

JayleBayt

Yes. It is totally innocuous. But it is a joke site, it doesn't really sell pens.

08/01/2008 08:31:00 AM

damnluckydog

Is that really the site for penisland.net? I'm afraid to check since I'm at work.

08/01/2008 08:19:00 AM

BearMan

I go to WPI. And I need money. Damn it, now I'm depressed.

08/01/2008 08:13:00 AM

ShadowStaarr

Did anybody catch that 30 Rock episode where they made the Lemon Party joke?

08/01/2008 08:12:00 AM

BearMan

Now now, let's not turn this into a debate for internet conspiracy theorists to grandstand and feel like they are doing something important with their lives.

08/01/2008 08:09:00 AM

BearMan

This is one of the best photoshop contest yet but the #1 is lame as usual...

08/01/2008 08:07:00 AM

rpgmaker

#10 sucks. That sticker should be on the Fox news website. Cracked shoud have their head examined.

08/01/2008 08:07:00 AM

TheHardness

#11 could have came in handy.

08/01/2008 08:00:00 AM

omgukilledkenny

a bunch of ppl at a chat board were saying not to go to wowomg.com(it's kinda like meatspin)i asked why,and they said "just don't." and,being the immature retard i am,i went there.after getting my eyes burned out after 3 spins,somebody said,five minuites later,that wowomg "IS A SPINNING WEINER!!!!"

08/01/2008 07:59:00 AM

omgukilledkenny

#10 sucks ass, #12 is essential!

08/01/2008 07:50:00 AM

matt_t_r

funny stuff! Didn't get the lemonparty one, 'cause I never heard of the website. now i'm too afraid to check what it is...

08/01/2008 07:50:00 AM

DistortEd

i hate you

08/01/2008 07:48:00 AM

n=mc^2

lol i love number 6 :) lol

08/01/2008 07:45:00 AM

Loorep

third!

08/01/2008 07:45:00 AM

Loorep

#10!

08/01/2008 07:44:00 AM

BearMan

At the risk of being made fun of: First!

08/01/2008 07:42:00 AM

king_monkey