20 Everyday Items If They Were Designed for Batman

#14 was the best.

11/14/2009 12:35:19 PM

lusilly13

I'd pay money for the iBat. That is just so much beyond awesome.

10/31/2009 03:25:37 PM

Evil-Pikachu

The maxi pad and the high heels made me lol Go here if you want a Lockerz.com invite http://bit.ly/12w7ZV

10/11/2009 05:53:20 PM

wickedmonkey

DUDE!!! I would totally buy that iPod!! (#11). That should be submitted to the Apple corporation or something.

09/22/2009 01:28:18 AM

ChibiLi

Those braces look awesome but would hurt like hell on the inner lip.

09/03/2009 07:57:46 AM

mordredlefay

adam west has a batman-symbol shaped crown on one of his teeth.

07/23/2009 04:10:00 AM

Mr.McCreepy

18 was extraordinarily badass. I want it. ...Along with everything else.

06/14/2009 01:29:00 PM

SIMM0NS77

"MOST DESTRUCTIVE ROUTE SELECTED" I nearly died.

01/21/2009 05:22:00 PM

haaabee

@Maryland They're for Batgirl.

01/16/2009 03:36:00 PM

Tartra

Quickly,to the bat toaster!

01/07/2009 04:32:00 PM

MikeRotch

Note to rod: Not a diaper. It's a fucking maxi pad, dumbass. Now, why the hell batMAN needs a maxi pad...

11/27/2008 05:25:00 PM

Maryland_Belle

They should make that iPod. That'd be sweet.

09/06/2008 05:48:00 PM

HomicidalClown

The braces, the lawnmower, the hairdryer and the Ipod are hilariously imaginative.

08/29/2008 05:42:00 PM

solardave

As always, #1 is good, but probably didn't deserve the win. Oh, well.

08/02/2008 06:58:00 PM

Caspian

Dipers, bracers and hair dryer are the best

07/30/2008 08:55:00 AM

rodrigorenzo

The people who made these should patent their ideas. I would honestly buy 2 6 11 13 15 16 and 18. Seriously, these are awesome.

07/24/2008 12:08:00 PM

padme

Come on, 19 12 and 7 are all better than 1.

07/24/2008 02:25:00 AM

Hokerou

#17 was AWESOME!!! Amazing- now that was a fan of Batman who has read the books, the panels from arkham asylum with the pearl necklace breaking----- ok ok it may not be the most funny- but it definitely wins gold for darkest humor on the list. BOOM!

07/22/2008 10:02:00 AM

bunbun777

tehee hair dryer was the best

07/20/2008 01:25:00 PM

starberry

those were all awesome! (...well xept maybe 6...0_0)

07/19/2008 09:31:00 PM

Mighty

Nice article! BTW, I also saw many hot sexy pics&vids @plusmeet.co m__! Many sexy big beauties, big handsome guys and their admirers meet there for fun&love!

07/19/2008 09:45:00 AM

spambot

I actually would buy #11.

07/18/2008 06:42:00 PM

gdinelli

#4 ftw "hey is that just for men you're using?" "no baby...this is just for BATMen.."

07/18/2008 05:11:00 PM

tony_47

The censored porn one reminds me of this.... http://www.thelinkist.com/2008/05/ex-porn-picutres.html

07/18/2008 03:01:00 PM

Taymag

I want the iBat

07/18/2008 12:36:00 PM

lightbluenym

#5 or #9 totally shoulda won

07/18/2008 11:42:00 AM

Pawdeeyah

13 and 9 looked the best IMHO, but 2 was the funniest. Fuck superman. I fucking hate him. >

07/18/2008 09:48:00 AM

Namorgasm

Holy crap - #16 is a blowdryer.

07/18/2008 08:30:00 AM

Lavinia

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07/18/2008 05:32:00 AM

Sundayleng

correction 2 and 11 wtf, sorry

07/18/2008 04:17:00 AM

mystikal

#2 and #8... lovely

07/18/2008 04:13:00 AM

mystikal

Those were all great. 13 and 18 were the best.

07/18/2008 03:41:00 AM

Arnor

i didnt get the toiler paper one at first, then it hit me. I stil dont get no 16 and 17 is naff.

07/18/2008 02:52:00 AM

MichaelFurlong

#11 didn't make me laugh, but it's pretty damn cool. Not only does it have the nice symbol, but it has EARS! How awesome is that?!

07/18/2008 01:41:00 AM

gladeplugins

The bat-hairdryer is the best because Joker's face has a perfect reaction.

07/17/2008 11:36:00 PM

Tesla-Fangirl

14 and 12 were the absolute best ones here.

07/17/2008 11:03:00 PM

Pyrratus

Oh, so hot lady! It was said she just enjoyed hot dating with a black guy on *inter racial chatting.com*so many fans show interesting to her hot photos and videos there. Nice to enjoy more details about it...

07/17/2008 10:09:00 PM

maria987

why didn't #20 win?

07/17/2008 09:12:00 PM

WOW!

hes wiping his ass on superman, idiot!

07/17/2008 08:35:00 PM

willyhassertt

I don't think #2 counts, on principle. Contest is 20 Everyday Items If They Were Designed for Batman, and the Superman logo is, in my professional opinion, grounds for disqualification. Maybe. Unless of course it's meant as an insult to Superman, and I just spent a few seconds of my life typing all of this for no reason whatsoever...

07/17/2008 08:28:00 PM

Ascending_1

The duck nearly made me piss myself laughing, especially as my friend just bought one of these http://howcool.com/catalog/product_info.php?products_id=26369 and turned it into a...."smoking device"

07/17/2008 05:22:00 PM

Saevio

17 was pretty good except for the typo (jelwelry). I had to stare at 16 for a bit to see what it was, and it probably should have been lower. Oddly enough, I'd say the top three were about the best for once, with 14 being a personal favorite.

07/17/2008 04:52:00 PM

Ashram

#1 is my favorite because of the "most destructive route selected" line. Stupid superheroes. They always destroy as much public property as they can when out and about.

07/17/2008 03:55:00 PM

Howabominable

no. 8 was best.

07/17/2008 03:35:00 PM

jizzmonkey

TrapserCat: I got that. That's not what I was referring to.

07/17/2008 03:19:00 PM

Rimshot

Um, nix that last comment there. I am an idiot. Game on.

07/17/2008 02:42:00 PM

TrapserCat

Oh, and, Rimshot: Free_Sample meant Lordastral was a guy because he called a pad a tampon, I don't think she was saying the creator of the image was necessarily a guy. My work is done here.

07/17/2008 02:40:00 PM

TrapserCat

thank you themadtexan. i figured it was something like that.

07/17/2008 02:37:00 PM

Hyuga_masteR

#9 was by far the funniest. All I will be able to think in my head for the next five minutes is "NANA NaNa nana NaNa NANA NaNa nana NaNa BATPAAAAAD!"

07/17/2008 02:33:00 PM

TrapserCat

#6 looks like it would hurt.

07/17/2008 02:20:00 PM

checkminus

so has cracked just turned into one elaborate ad for batman?

07/17/2008 02:16:00 PM

hisownspace

#17- When Bruce Wayne's parents were robbed, the mugger tried to take his mother's necklace and it broke and sorta made the mugger shoot them

07/17/2008 02:14:00 PM

themadtexan

i dont understand number #17. IDC, explain it.

07/17/2008 02:09:00 PM

Hyuga_masteR

and saywhatfool, I got #17 immediately. it's very clever.

07/17/2008 01:35:00 PM

kellybrisbin

All of these were great. I didn't get to see #6 because I'm still at work, but these were very funny. One of the best photoshop contests so far!!

07/17/2008 01:31:00 PM

kellybrisbin

#17 made sense and I liked it, but I like #2 the best. And if #7 was available, my kids would be sporting bat braces.

07/17/2008 01:22:00 PM

Blackrifice

saywhatfool, stop weeping batbitch.

07/17/2008 01:14:00 PM

Kastle

#17 is the absolute best batman joke ever, but noooobody here seems to get it. this makes me weep.

07/17/2008 12:58:00 PM

saywhatfool?

Numbers 2 and 9 made me laugh out loud, but 1 is very clever as well

07/17/2008 12:04:00 PM

amy6

I would pay good money for that duck.

07/17/2008 12:02:00 PM

electric_soupie

Number 2 was my favourite, but they were all good.

07/17/2008 11:54:00 AM

Bread

number 2!!!

07/17/2008 11:54:00 AM

Firecrotch

Free_Sample: You're completely right, that was extremely hard to do and so I never got it completely right. But good to see that people like it.

07/17/2008 11:51:00 AM

Rimshot

in about an hour i'll be watching the movie!i'm so excited!#14 was very clever!

07/17/2008 11:50:00 AM

AGENTAXL

the duck rules!

07/17/2008 11:04:00 AM

hellblade

My favorite one won. Congrats.

07/17/2008 10:58:00 AM

damnluckydog

Of course it's small, Catwoman...it's a Batdick.

07/17/2008 10:30:00 AM

DavidGee

Number 10 got the biggest laugh from me. I'd wear those.

07/17/2008 10:16:00 AM

Kilvas

I heard that, as a marketing gimmick, the studio is having every bat in North America branded on the wing with the bat symbol. They started just after the last batman and are almost complete. Crazy, huh?

07/17/2008 10:14:00 AM

pocrowe5

I wish my braces looked like that..even though they'd probably wreak Batman-style havoc on my oral orifice.

07/17/2008 09:41:00 AM

seijinumaru

What iPod?

07/17/2008 08:49:00 AM

defiant1

Nice job, but holy crap I can't believe there is more than one tall dating site.

07/17/2008 08:35:00 AM

ReginaldtheHun

oh so it was YOU!

07/17/2008 08:20:00 AM

pingollum

i'm suing the douche who posted a picture of my office bat-cubicle. 13 was the best.

07/17/2008 08:19:00 AM

pingollum

13th 12th and 7th, not bad for a newb! lol though I never thought the bat braces would go anywhere and they turned out to be my best entry.

07/17/2008 08:18:00 AM

mellowmonkey1

LMFAO at #9.

07/17/2008 08:15:00 AM

cchaos

Gotta go with no. 9 for robbery as well, but the tampon should've been all black...

07/17/2008 08:03:00 AM

thisguyiknow

Dude that Batman Pool Cue tree totalyl rocks I love it. JT http://www.Ultimate-Anonymtiy.com

07/17/2008 07:52:00 AM

JInnyDoDrop

All those years scooting around in my little Jeep-like gocart wishing I could flatten an apartment complex... finally jrmints heeds my call for a child-safe death machine. My future children thank you.

07/17/2008 07:16:00 AM

FadingMind

These are usually funny, but I dunno... this was the most "meh" one I've seen on Cracked. Only one that came close to making me smiling was # 9.

07/17/2008 07:13:00 AM

darkhorse08817

Really? hard to believe.i heard this news times from many friends playing on a tall dating site : Tallloving.com ,i did not believe, i think that they are know nothing but dating and love. i am wrong.

07/17/2008 07:13:00 AM

oliver1984

The Bat-pad made my entire day. As a woman, I would definitely use this product.

07/17/2008 07:07:00 AM