#2 was pure win. It's the story of the Cursed Monkey Paw all over again!!!!!! XD
The best ones were #6,5, and 3.
Number 4 was the best! I freakin hate those Monstrously overpriced Monster Cables.
#1 only won because of the line: "Idenity theft never tasted this delicious." Magic.
i agree, number 9 is my favorite too!!
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number 9 is my favorite.
YES! Someone actually submitted the monkey's paw!
Personally, I liked number 3 the most, but number 1 was just really creative compared to most of the others.
#3, LOL, just the attention to detail by putting San Fransisco, CA, wow.
Well done number three.
#3 was hilarious. Oh, if you but knew the history of some of the things you've bought on E-Bay...
no, 1 is the best b/c the "property of" text is covered with the Wow!
wow, cracked and interacial loving sites have something in common
#8 was without a doubt the best. I haven't laughed that hard for days.
Please, I beg you, Check out freewebs.com/alex106786 (copy and paste) it's a comedy website, and it's really funny!@! No this isn't a robot, this a real person - anyway I just started this website, but please at least check it out, it really would help me, thank you
Hey Cracked readers, My name is #6 and I hate every one of you. All of you are walking breathing have-a-lifes who spend every second of every day inside their corporeal bodies. You are everything wrong with the mortal coil. Have any of you even gotten any afterlife? I mean I guess it's fun thinking there's nothing beyond life to deal with your own insecurities, but you people take it to a whole new level. This is seriously worse than jacking off at all, something I can no longer do since my crash. Don't be an exorcist, take your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was in a bad car crash and was shot out of my body. I'm also real tight with God now and have a really wise spirit guide (she just enlightened me, shit was so spiritual). You are all faggots who should go on living your meat-creature lives. Pic related, it's me and my soul.
Yawn...
Monkey's Paw blows the rest away. I can think of nothing more hilarious than 20th century British literature.
Monkey paw was good,somewhat disapointing no offense
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