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If Tattoos Actually Told the Truth

# 20

by: gomezdm

12 is really depressing, in a sad abandoned puppy kind of way.

11/03/2009 06:38:13 PM
Phred

myawesomename, I recommend you turn off caps lock before you comment on anything on the internet. Just a friendly suggestion.

10/29/2009 11:31:36 AM
giganticbrain

#2 looks like a party guy....

10/20/2009 01:32:05 PM
sdorety

These are so awesome!! I really laughed at the monkey/belly button one!!! The best tattoo I've ever seen was a guy with a 'W' on each buttcheek, so whn he bent over it said " WOW" X3 @myawesomename #12 is so that, when she's giving a BJ or when she's being taken from behind, you can read it and know that her name is Kelly #1 is the molecular structure/formular for silicon implants, so you can see that her breasts are fake. Hope that helps~!

09/12/2009 06:24:48 PM
Azrael_Alaric

IM VERY SORRY BUT I DONT GET NUMBER 12 AND 1 PLEASE EXPLAIN PLEASE THANK YOU.

09/08/2009 06:49:14 PM
myawesomename

I love this article and couldn't agree more!Tattoos are as ugly as grafitti.Because people are so damn sensitive, I am very discerning as to whom I express my disdain. I give you kudos for bravely saying the obvious, knowing the heat you'd take. When I see a woman dressed up in glamourous clothes that reveal doodling, it looks insanely tacky. Lower class white trash meets high fashion! The fashion pendulum will inevitably swing, and having beautiful, clear, clean, unmarked flesh will be the desirable youthful look. It cracks me up how people are tattooed somebody else's name. Why not at least get your own name? I'm nobody else's property. Plus it seems to be the kiss of death for those relationships. I wonder how many couples bicker about seeing someone elses name permanently branded on their lover. Do jealous girlfriends and boyfriends, insist it be covered up and replaced? He/she probably now regrets it, and now practically feels forced to get another to prove his/her love. OMG

08/05/2009 11:36:00 AM
laursaurus

#12. Ha.

08/02/2009 06:45:00 AM
ron.deathorgy

I finally figured out what #12 was about.

07/02/2009 10:05:00 AM
AM9393

It's actually silicone. The boob stuff. Silicon is the element Si. Close 'nuff. Chemistry is all about the minute variations in nomenclature.

07/01/2009 06:19:00 PM
o8643

@vagitoe : yes, yes it is

06/30/2009 04:32:00 PM
OilPaint

Is it bad that I knew that was silicon at first glance?

06/13/2009 11:23:00 PM
vagitoe

They got less funny as they went on... The first ones were actually common tattoo choices with fairly accurate descriptions, and then they evolved into pointless jokes that don't really say anything about body art at all...

06/13/2009 12:05:00 PM
OneSolution

#11 is probably the most truthful

06/13/2009 10:24:00 AM
TheRunningMan

I like #18(because of who it's taking a piss at).

06/13/2009 10:03:00 AM
Zi721

It's not the boobs, mindmatter. That's the diagram for the chemical structure of silicone.

04/22/2009 02:49:00 AM
PostmodernMacro

ha of course boobs win.

09/28/2008 08:55:00 AM
mindmatter

if i had a tat like #10- i'd always find it amusing. i swear every time i'd see it i'd think to myself, "NO! STOP! don't put your finger in there!!"

08/29/2008 04:23:00 AM
ThighMaster

The Miley Cyrus one is def the best.

07/19/2008 12:19:00 PM
ComicJunkie87

I am not a geek, and I can't remember the silicone symbol at 1am, but lol surely everyone knows what chemical symbols look like and can figure it out

07/04/2008 04:44:00 PM
stefstefstef

I want to shake the hand of the man who did #12

07/03/2008 09:43:00 PM
dcicourelh