Some of these may be clever—for instance #20, which shows a guy with an actual tattoo and tells us what it "really" means (in this case, no more bacne). But there are others, such as the Madonna and Jessica Simpson and the lawyer (?) ones, which aren't even tattoos. In those instances, the Photoshoppers just added text to a public figure to make a statement about the person, not about tattooing. IF Madonna had an extant tattoo on her chest, then that might have been a good place to start, but ONLY IF that tattoo "really" meant that she was best used before 1989. Tattoo's don't mean that. But, in example 20, however, you *could* make the argument that some people use tattoos to cover prominent features that they dislike. So, thumbs down to this post, since it can barely stay on-task.
The tattoo on Tara Reid's breasts in number 1 is a chemical representation of the fact that her breasts are fake. You have Si, silicon, linked by O, oxygen atoms, with R groups (the representation for "other" or "organic" functional groups coming off in side chains. The cross linkages and repeating sequence indicates a polymer (like the silicone in breast implants). Basic organic chemistry. I found this one the funniest, too, as well as being a decent Photoshop job. Come to think of it, it's actually an aesthetically pleasing look on her, and would cover some of the scars from the butchery her surgeon inflicted on her. In addition to appreciating a fine ironic sense of humor, I think my respect for her would skyrocket if she actually got this as a tattoo. : )
Ehem! ...Having a tramp stamp kind of dose make you a little trashy. No offense, but the soul purpose of it's creation was to give the guy something interesting to stare at while your boring, gross ass is slapping into him... BUHHH!! Ugh.. Having said that, number 5 was my absolute favorite.
Yeah FckTatooHaters, you're totally right. If someone TRULY GETS tatoos and their tatoos are TOTALLY MEANINGFUL then they're way cool, and the people who have them would NEVER HAVE TO TAKE ANY SHIT over it, or defend tattooing from HATERS... especially not on the comments column on a website... right?
people always tell me my tattoos will make my body look gross when i'm 80
but, frankly, no one's body looks remotely attractive when they're 80
and the only person seeing me naked when i'm that age is me anyways
(i'd rather my husband remember my younger body, not the saggy shell of skin i'll be when i'm old as hell)
but no matter what, there will always be disagreements and discriminations over tattoos, just as there is with h**osexuality (though i'm pretty sure there are no legal discriminations over people with tattoos as there unfortunately are with h**osexuals)
Tattoos aren't trashy unless they're stupid MEANINGLESS artwork. And it's not a big deal if all your tattoos are covered except if you're maybe at the beach in a bikini. Just because you do not have any tattoos does not give you the right to hate on them. I have a "tramp stamp" and it's always covered. Does that make me an easy target? Nope. People can do as they please with their bodies, it's just best to not get stupid tattoos that you will end up regretting. Sure tattos don't age gracefully but who the hell at the age of like, 50 is going to wear a bikini on the beach? Or wear s**tty revealing clothes? I rest my case. Most of these tattoos are stupid meaningless ones that people just wanted and I'm sure hate them now.
These are so awesome!! I really laughed at the monkey/belly button one!!!
The best tattoo I've ever seen was a guy with a 'W' on each buttcheek, so whn he bent over it said " WOW" X3
@myawesomename
#12 is so that, when she's giving a BJ or when she's being taken from behind, you can read it and know that her name is Kelly
#1 is the molecular structure/formular for silicon implants, so you can see that her breasts are fake.
Peeeej, what made you think that any of the s**t you vomited out made for an intelligent comment? It was a photoshop contest...jesus.
Some of these may be clever—for instance #20, which shows a guy with an actual tattoo and tells us what it "really" means (in this case, no more bacne). But there are others, such as the Madonna and Jessica Simpson and the lawyer (?) ones, which aren't even tattoos. In those instances, the Photoshoppers just added text to a public figure to make a statement about the person, not about tattooing. IF Madonna had an extant tattoo on her chest, then that might have been a good place to start, but ONLY IF that tattoo "really" meant that she was best used before 1989. Tattoo's don't mean that. But, in example 20, however, you *could* make the argument that some people use tattoos to cover prominent features that they dislike. So, thumbs down to this post, since it can barely stay on-task.
your a f*ggot
The tattoo on Tara Reid's breasts in number 1 is a chemical representation of the fact that her breasts are fake. You have Si, silicon, linked by O, oxygen atoms, with R groups (the representation for "other" or "organic" functional groups coming off in side chains. The cross linkages and repeating sequence indicates a polymer (like the silicone in breast implants). Basic organic chemistry. I found this one the funniest, too, as well as being a decent Photoshop job. Come to think of it, it's actually an aesthetically pleasing look on her, and would cover some of the scars from the butchery her surgeon inflicted on her. In addition to appreciating a fine ironic sense of humor, I think my respect for her would skyrocket if she actually got this as a tattoo. : )
i dont get 1 and 11 scares me....
I really don't see how #10 could EVER look like a clever idea .... no matter how f**ked up the guy might have been; lol.
#12, where it says "my name is kelly," means when she has a threesome. (One from the back, one in the front)
I dont get the upside down "my name is kelly" for #12. Is that so the dude she might be blowing can read that?
Ehem! ...Having a tramp stamp kind of dose make you a little trashy. No offense, but the soul purpose of it's creation was to give the guy something interesting to stare at while your boring, gross ass is slapping into him... BUHHH!! Ugh.. Having said that, number 5 was my absolute favorite.
I was screaming laughing at number 6.
I don't hate tatoos but i have to admit no. 3 was funny. Hehe. Should've won money.
Yeah FckTatooHaters, you're totally right. If someone TRULY GETS tatoos and their tatoos are TOTALLY MEANINGFUL then they're way cool, and the people who have them would NEVER HAVE TO TAKE ANY SHIT over it, or defend tattooing from HATERS... especially not on the comments column on a website... right?
FckTattooHaters - You totally need a life dude.
I have 2 tattoos, but at least I can laugh at myself. And I can rest easy knowing that both of them aren't q***r like the ones seen here.
people always tell me my tattoos will make my body look gross when i'm 80
but, frankly, no one's body looks remotely attractive when they're 80
and the only person seeing me naked when i'm that age is me anyways
(i'd rather my husband remember my younger body, not the saggy shell of skin i'll be when i'm old as hell)
but no matter what, there will always be disagreements and discriminations over tattoos, just as there is with h**osexuality (though i'm pretty sure there are no legal discriminations over people with tattoos as there unfortunately are with h**osexuals)
LOL at FcktattooHaters, did you make an account just to shoot your mouth off in comments section? Jesus christ get some valium/a life
Tattoos aren't trashy unless they're stupid MEANINGLESS artwork. And it's not a big deal if all your tattoos are covered except if you're maybe at the beach in a bikini. Just because you do not have any tattoos does not give you the right to hate on them. I have a "tramp stamp" and it's always covered. Does that make me an easy target? Nope. People can do as they please with their bodies, it's just best to not get stupid tattoos that you will end up regretting. Sure tattos don't age gracefully but who the hell at the age of like, 50 is going to wear a bikini on the beach? Or wear s**tty revealing clothes? I rest my case. Most of these tattoos are stupid meaningless ones that people just wanted and I'm sure hate them now.
12 is really depressing, in a sad abandoned puppy kind of way.
myawesomename, I recommend you turn off caps lock before you comment on anything on the internet. Just a friendly suggestion.
#2 looks like a party guy....
These are so awesome!! I really laughed at the monkey/belly button one!!!
The best tattoo I've ever seen was a guy with a 'W' on each buttcheek, so whn he bent over it said " WOW" X3
@myawesomename
#12 is so that, when she's giving a BJ or when she's being taken from behind, you can read it and know that her name is Kelly
#1 is the molecular structure/formular for silicon implants, so you can see that her breasts are fake.
Hope that helps~!
IM VERY SORRY BUT I DONT GET NUMBER 12 AND 1 PLEASE EXPLAIN PLEASE THANK YOU.