20 Superhero Movies We Hope They Never Make

#2 with will ferrell would be awesome no matter how lame the character is.

10/28/2009 07:20:21 AM

WilliamE1978

#12 made me throw up a little.

10/12/2009 04:08:29 PM

strangedaze

6, 8, and 14. I would so watch them! XD I hate Batman (The character, not the series) I love Power Puff Girls and Christina Ricci, and I would definitly pay to see Alan Rickman in speedo. (Yeah, I know, I'm fucked up.)

07/14/2009 06:32:00 AM

GothicGeekGirl

I laughed out loud about the powerpuff girls and dangermouse ones

03/26/2009 08:00:00 AM

yesbutnotyou

Captain Planet SO has the approval of New-Wave Hippy Bullshitters Oh, and what was number 3? so familiar, but i don't know what it is.

02/21/2009 09:51:00 PM

RuvreeJohnson

Are you kidding me? Sean Scott as Duffman would rule.

02/08/2009 04:47:00 AM

Gladiator

The Johnny Depp Avengers one made me laugh out loud .... literally

12/14/2008 02:08:00 PM

Studmuffin7

Richard Dean Anderson as Captain Planet = orgasm.

11/28/2008 07:33:00 PM

Drisona

"Batman Quits" should have been "Batman Ends".

11/20/2008 11:36:00 AM

Rex_Cogidubnus

i seriously hope for a captain planet movie

11/16/2008 06:44:00 PM

Mr.Lumberjack

Psh, Marvel Zombies would make an AWESOME movie. Especially Marvel Zombies v The Army of Darkness.

10/03/2008 10:50:00 PM

MaggieMarvel

considering he playeed the role in the tv series i only see it fitting for Patrick Swayze to play Captain Planet in the movie

09/02/2008 07:16:00 AM

oreolvrs

Batman quits should have won.

08/21/2008 02:25:00 PM

RebelRising

NOONE

08/13/2008 03:09:00 PM

willyhassertt

Who else thinks a Captain Planet movie starring Richard Dean Anderson would be absolutely awesome?

08/12/2008 09:12:00 PM

EddieBrock412

but it wont have johnny dep, i hope/

07/18/2008 09:35:00 AM

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06/24/2008 12:39:00 AM

titninja

there is actually going to be an avengers movie coming out in 2011

06/21/2008 03:01:00 AM

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06/18/2008 07:12:00 PM

seekmuslim

I would definitely watch the Duffman movie

06/16/2008 06:22:00 PM

Lyonkyng

This is damn fantastic. And I'm actually terrified of the Mike Meyers Transmet because that accent-impersonating hack is still getting work.

06/15/2008 12:40:00 PM

Jack-O

no. i dont remeber the planeteers

06/14/2008 06:32:00 AM

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06/11/2008 08:34:00 AM

biggirl4love

Also, they should have made 'Grayson'! It would have been fresh as hell.

06/09/2008 11:03:00 PM

haf-DED

Yeah, i would definitely watch Captain Planet. And if Joel "I-Hate-You-So-I-Killed-Batman" Schumacher wasn't directing the Marvel Zombies sounds like a cool one.

06/09/2008 11:02:00 PM

haf-DED

Do you all just close your eyes and reach into a hat and draw the winner? I would have picked the Terry Long one as number one. I think I would actually go see Richard Dean Anderson in Captain Planet. As usual so many good ones were overlooked.

06/09/2008 08:42:00 AM

JayleBayt

Lol Dangermouse! I would go see that if it had Daniel Craig in it.

06/09/2008 01:31:00 AM

thefirefly

#20 and #8 just made my day.

06/08/2008 07:52:00 PM

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06/08/2008 04:10:00 PM

WLTwitch

#12 is goood

06/08/2008 05:02:00 AM

froley

Man, this contest was RIGGED. The winner should've been RAMBO CAT.

06/08/2008 04:17:00 AM

HyperGlavin

To be fair no looks badass in those old timey bicycle. Also I'm pretty sure I'd watch all of these movies except for 17.18,13, and 12.

06/07/2008 08:37:00 PM

Elementalblazer

In a lot of them, it's not necessarily the movies that are the joke, but the actors :D

06/07/2008 04:09:00 PM

Kaedechtu

While I would watch the shit out of the Powerpuff Girls movie, #11 is unacceptably fucking terrible on every level.

06/07/2008 02:23:00 PM

homage

My vote would have been for #20. All of a sudden Ghost Rider doesn't look so bad ass!

06/07/2008 01:59:00 PM

BicyclesRule

i definitely want to see the marvel zombies one.

06/07/2008 01:03:00 PM

norumaru

I think a Captain Planet movie would be awesome.

06/07/2008 12:23:00 PM

Kilvas

Cpt. Planet would be off the hook...

06/07/2008 11:15:00 AM

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chris reeves was almost killed by a horse

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06/07/2008 09:04:00 AM

henrymingyu

O.o OH SHIT!!! Terry Long and the bananahamock OF DOOM!!

06/07/2008 07:31:00 AM

Hva?

#8 was the best and it wasn't even close.

06/07/2008 07:03:00 AM

boone

so batman's stopped finally

06/07/2008 03:48:00 AM

pEnEtRaTiOn

They were all awesome, except I have to go and read the Terry Long article so I can understand it.

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06/07/2008 02:42:00 AM

bux-to

3 people used a Cracked article to make their posters. Seems a bit cheap, even though the Maggie and Jake poster was on of my favorites. Captain France also solid. #3 is my favorite in a landslide.

06/07/2008 12:05:00 AM

Kondoor88

Sadly most of these still look somewhat better than The Incredible Hulk. Oh, who am I kidding they all look better than The Hulk.

06/06/2008 09:34:00 PM

RaeAnimator

18, 6, and 5 were the best.

06/06/2008 09:34:00 PM

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06/06/2008 08:34:00 PM

GreyBooter

Oh, and Robbie Coltrane and Daniel Craig in Dangermouse: the only thing that undermines the joke is that this is pitch. Perfect. Casting.

06/06/2008 07:35:00 PM

BobDobolina

Transmetropolitan, Richard Dean Anderson as Captain Planet, The Planeteers ("Prepare for a Heart Attack!", and Batman Quits... all gold, except that I'd pay good money to see the last one. Otherwise: suck it, haters.

06/06/2008 07:34:00 PM

BobDobolina

These started out funny, but got less and less funny as the list went down to 1. Isn't it supposed to be the other way around? Also, they already made a powerpuff girls movie.

06/06/2008 06:28:00 PM

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06/06/2008 06:18:00 PM

molly

will ferrell looks like Bob Ross :P

06/06/2008 03:50:00 PM

xeena

I understand that the term "photoshop" is different from the actual program. The key word here, however, is "contest". Whatever your interpretation of "drawing" may be, it's difficult to argue that terrible drawings should be winners of drawing contests based solely on the fact that they do indeed fit the description of a drawing. So, basically, the difference between "Post your photoshopped work here" and "photoshop contest" is precisely that one requires skill to achieve a goal and the other does not

06/06/2008 03:30:00 PM

TheGreenSaga

ha ha, captain planet, now there's something i've not seen in a while... man, i used to spend entire mornigs watchin it when i was a kid. guess that's where my dilligence in recycling comes from LOL

06/06/2008 03:20:00 PM

hellblade

OH god, this contest shouldn't have happened. What if a director makes his/her way to this page and decides to actually go through with one of these?

06/06/2008 02:49:00 PM

Mazikeen

18 and 14 were the best

06/06/2008 02:22:00 PM

ihavenothing

I want the tim Burton Avengers.

06/06/2008 02:09:00 PM

Elementalblazer

Batman Quits

06/06/2008 02:08:00 PM

csiszy

1. Daywalker Daycare- look at the kids' faces- just funny 2.Powerpuff- Joe Pescie floating head- hilllarious 3.Avengers- really Burton, you're as bad as Scorcese and DiCrapio Cmon Cracked!? #s 2 and 3 were just lazy and pretty dumb . . 3.

06/06/2008 12:33:00 PM

momdoyoudouche?

Captain France-Run you cheese nibbler!

06/06/2008 12:29:00 PM

Kastle

Batman Quits/The Ultimates/Captain France

06/06/2008 11:41:00 AM

DavidGee

I would TOTALLY watch Ghost Rider 1910. It'd be the perfect drive-in movie while you're sitting in your brand new Stutz Bearcat...

06/06/2008 11:37:00 AM

vitajex

I made #8, but my pick would definately be #20. Just great. I also liked #18. I never get tired of france jokes :)

06/06/2008 11:28:00 AM

MannyCalavera

#20... #8

06/06/2008 11:15:00 AM

LeeMalia

Guys, these were really shittily made. And a lot of them were just regurgitating earlier superhero jokes on the site. Ghostrider 1910 was funny, and Daywalker Daycare was funnier in my head than the actual image, but... *sulks* Namor's too cool, you guys shouldn't pick on him so much. ;;

06/06/2008 10:52:00 AM

Namorgasm

I know this is supposed to be "Worst superhero movies", but I wouldn't be able to resist seeing Terry Long, Will Farrell kills with every movie he makes.

06/06/2008 10:46:00 AM

The Moose

I still think 2 fast 2 furyious deserved to be on this list it was too funny.

06/06/2008 10:31:00 AM

TripMaverick

batman quits is the best by far then the ultimates and comet the Superhorse.

06/06/2008 10:26:00 AM

WarGames

Once again you save the worst one for last. About the quibbling, "photoshop" is now a verb meaning to alter or create and image using existing elements. This isn't really a "Photoshop contest" it's a "funny picture you made contest."

06/06/2008 10:21:00 AM

Ronsonic

I gotta go with #18 on this one. It made me laugh. As for #9.. yeah an animated Dangermouse would be cool and "The Terrible Toad" is better known as Baron Silas Greenback. It's amazing how much crap like this I've been able to retain by not listening to my parents and thus saving the space for USEFUL information.

06/06/2008 10:16:00 AM

Jenna_Tullwortz

XL wins? How many tubes did you guys pull last night?

06/06/2008 10:08:00 AM

gypsy61

Batman quits wa my favourite

06/06/2008 10:08:00 AM

AnderX

Most of those were pretty good, i don't get the batman quits one though. Marvel zombies could be awesome though.

06/06/2008 09:59:00 AM

MichaelFurlong

TheGreenSaga makes an excellent point

06/06/2008 09:55:00 AM

webnesto

I definitely like the winner, although I must take issue with the runner-ups. Many of them were really great, but too many of them looked like they were done with exacto/wax. Is this a Photoshop Contest or a Funny Concept Contest? I think the judges should make a clear distinction, because no matter how funny your idea is, you shouldn't be a runner up in a Photoshop Contest if you demonstrate a complete lack of skill in Photoshop

06/06/2008 09:48:00 AM

TheGreenSaga

Captain France was easily the funniest thing I've seen here in a long time.

06/06/2008 09:43:00 AM

JohnnyGuapo

I think this is the first ever photoshop contest where I agree with the pick for winner. Good job Baredevil!

06/06/2008 09:25:00 AM

HyruleanHyroe

#20 was the best, I would go and see #10, there is no way that movie wouldn't be hilarious.

06/06/2008 09:13:00 AM

spechtsa

#15 was just frightening...and if #12 were made I'd puke in a bag, gift wrap it, and FedEX it to the directors; hell, I'll hand it to em personally!

06/06/2008 08:55:00 AM

Grampaeddie

#2 should be made stat

06/06/2008 08:42:00 AM

Gemineye870530

Wait...so do we not want a Transmet movie because it would star Mike Myers, or on its own merits? Because a good Transmet movie would make me cream my jeans.

06/06/2008 08:35:00 AM

demonravniel

im thinking the reason nobody shold want the marvel zombies one made is because... joel schumaker u knucklefucks... Batman and Robin anyone ?

06/06/2008 08:17:00 AM

theeruckus

Hell no, Spider Jerusalem is notoriuosly bald and funny in a not dumb way.

06/06/2008 08:14:00 AM

jcdent

Mike Myers as Spider Jerusalem? Hell, I'd pay to see that.

06/06/2008 07:47:00 AM

Wolfechu

#3 and #4 were funy...everything elsekinda sucked

06/06/2008 07:20:00 AM

zoltan

The only one i enjoyed was Ghost Rider 1910.

06/06/2008 07:13:00 AM

Sigma

Batman Quits gets my vote. Everything else was a little blow par...

06/06/2008 07:07:00 AM

bishbashjosh

Batman Quits was the only decent one. Several had potential but where poorly thought-through and incredibly badly made, and what exactly isn't cool about zombie spiderman?

06/06/2008 06:57:00 AM