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20 Websites From Before the Internet was Invented

# 20

by: Sanchez .

Recently, I found an age-gap site called __Agegapmingle.com__ It's a nice place­ for Younger Women and Older Men, or Older Women and­ Younger Men, to interact with each other. Age gap is­ not problem there. You may check out or tell your­ friends.

11/21/2009 04:53:26 PM
kaly76hummer

#2 and #1 were so god-awful and expected...

11/17/2009 11:52:01 PM
PsyberKayos

A bit irritated by CRACKED's habit of recycling these Photoshop competitions, but I hadn't seen this one, and quite enjoyed it. #1 definitely deserved the prize.

11/17/2009 02:40:48 AM
Bunnybeater

The best one is number 20 with all the useful information on malaria. Oh and By the way Columbus was not a pioneer of round Earth Theory just an idiot who thought it was much smaller than it is despite much more acurate measurements being available since Socrates. Then he kept on insisting Carabean was India despite all the evidence to the contrary, what a plonker!

11/15/2009 03:39:37 AM
grizzlymouse

The recycled articles aren't just in the archives; they link to the actual original competition with the original title.

11/15/2009 02:23:56 AM
PolarBearCult

Yayyy, thanks guys for posting yet another recycled article. You guys produce like a good 4 articles a day, why do you feel the need to pad up the numbers with resposts? It's not subtle either, because the recycled articles are in your archives -__- Just stick to the original stuff, that's where the laffs are.

11/14/2009 11:51:01 PM
Vita

you win the internets sir

11/14/2009 11:05:20 PM
bhasday

Stop posting old articles and contests unless you're going to label them as such please. I just wasted a whole 10 seconds of my precious, precious time.

11/14/2009 10:50:11 PM
QueenSativa

@trisoman: It's called Penny Arcade. It's about two guys who play video games all the time. It's very funny. :)

11/14/2009 08:34:52 PM
valkyriegirl

To distract from the heavy convo... Which webcomic inspired #15?

11/14/2009 08:06:55 PM
trisoman

hey reztoc, its a pretty accepted fact that Jesus was of Arab (not Muslim! to any flame war starters out there, theres a big difference.) Its just that the Aryan version is the most recognizable, no-one would get the joke if it showed some Arab guy. So your not smarter than everyone else because you know he's an Arab, your just stupid enough to think your the only one.

11/14/2009 07:52:07 PM
kevkev94

Hate being tricked into looking at old photoshop contests. I fall for it every time... stop that.

11/14/2009 06:56:48 PM
FloridaGirl

#6 is awesome. ^^

11/14/2009 06:01:14 PM
svc

Meh, I didn't care for the Anne Frank joke, but I'm not to go all postal-y about it. And number one was so epic and amazing it is deserving of it's very own Wikipedia page, just like the real 2 girls, One Cup.

11/14/2009 05:50:53 PM
rebeccarose

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11/14/2009 05:48:59 PM
Sirbeg

Meh, I didn't care for the Anne Frank joke, but I'm not to go all postal-y about it. And number one was so epic and amazing it is deserving of it's very own Wikipedia page, just like the real 2 girls, One Cup.

11/14/2009 05:12:03 PM
rebeccarose

Quite right, reztoc. Historical accuracy is the first thing I look for in a joke competition entitled "websites from before the internet was invented".

11/14/2009 04:40:02 PM
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11/14/2009 04:37:36 PM
Mcmahon2005

Who is that blue-eyed, long haired, hippie Causasian guy on #5. He doesn't look like any native Palestinian I've ever seen. Also, there is no year zero and Jesus wasn't born on Christmas. Just food for thought.

11/14/2009 04:28:56 PM
reztoc

hahaha that was f**king brilliant

11/14/2009 04:17:52 PM
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