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#2 and #1 were so god-awful and expected...
A bit irritated by CRACKED's habit of recycling these Photoshop competitions, but I hadn't seen this one, and quite enjoyed it. #1 definitely deserved the prize.
The best one is number 20 with all the useful information on malaria. Oh and By the way Columbus was not a pioneer of round Earth Theory just an idiot who thought it was much smaller than it is despite much more acurate measurements being available since Socrates. Then he kept on insisting Carabean was India despite all the evidence to the contrary, what a plonker!
The recycled articles aren't just in the archives; they link to the actual original competition with the original title.
Yayyy, thanks guys for posting yet another recycled article. You guys produce like a good 4 articles a day, why do you feel the need to pad up the numbers with resposts? It's not subtle either, because the recycled articles are in your archives -__- Just stick to the original stuff, that's where the laffs are.
you win the internets sir
Stop posting old articles and contests unless you're going to label them as such please. I just wasted a whole 10 seconds of my precious, precious time.
@trisoman: It's called Penny Arcade. It's about two guys who play video games all the time. It's very funny. :)
To distract from the heavy convo... Which webcomic inspired #15?
hey reztoc, its a pretty accepted fact that Jesus was of Arab (not Muslim! to any flame war starters out there, theres a big difference.) Its just that the Aryan version is the most recognizable, no-one would get the joke if it showed some Arab guy. So your not smarter than everyone else because you know he's an Arab, your just stupid enough to think your the only one.
Hate being tricked into looking at old photoshop contests. I fall for it every time... stop that.
#6 is awesome. ^^
Meh, I didn't care for the Anne Frank joke, but I'm not to go all postal-y about it. And number one was so epic and amazing it is deserving of it's very own Wikipedia page, just like the real 2 girls, One Cup.
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Meh, I didn't care for the Anne Frank joke, but I'm not to go all postal-y about it. And number one was so epic and amazing it is deserving of it's very own Wikipedia page, just like the real 2 girls, One Cup.
Quite right, reztoc. Historical accuracy is the first thing I look for in a joke competition entitled "websites from before the internet was invented".
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Who is that blue-eyed, long haired, hippie Causasian guy on #5. He doesn't look like any native Palestinian I've ever seen. Also, there is no year zero and Jesus wasn't born on Christmas. Just food for thought.
hahaha that was f**king brilliant
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I'm happy to see old Photoshop contests, they're always good...I just wish they'd repost the original link rather than the "one picture at a time" format.
Um...they do this every Saturday, so just don't visit the website on Saturday and stop being a dicktard about it. They need a break just like the rest of us.....s**t you people are f**king stupid and annoying.
Would you people quit re-posting the photoshop contests? It's so boring and annoying.
I usually don't mind the reposts, but the last time this was posted was less than a month ago to my recollection. There's plenty of good photoshop contests out there, use one of those instead!
Jesus was Jewish, so does this mean if he came back today, he would have self esteem problems because he didn't beleive in himself?
I wish people would quit complaining about the so called 'rehashing'. As someone who's fairly new to the site, most of these image blurbs are new to me, and I go on to view the rest of the article. What's the real harm here? People seem to act like this is a paid subscription fee membership based site or something... What have you done personally for cracked that places them in your debt? Ever so much as clicked an ad banner? Recycling the content provides unique views, people who've never seen it get to. People who don't really remember it get a little chuckle. No one who's never run their own site, magazine, or other published media has any right to judge. You think the internet just happens? No. Lot's of work goes into maintaining a popular website. This site in particular is fairly well run, with an amazingly high journalistic integrity for a digest which is frequently graced with dick jokes.
WOW, a winner that was funny..
If you don't wanna see the reposts then don't come to the site on Saturday. It's simple as that, but I guess it's easier to b***h and moan instead.
To everyone b***hing about the repost: MAYBE and I mean just maybe you could try and fix that by actually developing some of your own material and submitting it. But I guess that would require you to actually f**king do something aside from b***hing about the hours upon hours of free entertainment that this particular website has given you. If you hate the site then go surf over to ebaums world and spew your s**t at them. I'm sure they'll give a damn. btw, my first post!
Oh for heaven's sakes. Cracked, just hire someone to work on the weekend.
Catholicism was the first form of organized Christianity, not the first kind in itself.
Didn't you guys have an article in which you explained that Columbus did NOT discover the Earth was round?
This is Saturday. They repost old stuff. Fucking get over it.
Why wouldn't Jesus network with Catholics? Catholicism was the first form of Christianity.
Hey Fucking Morons, look up here. THEY DO THIS EVERY SATURDAY! They have been doing this every Saturday for a couple months now. If you don't like reposts (or re-repost) DON'T CLICK ON THE BOTTOM RIGHT FRONTPAGE ARTICLE! Fucking hell, I'm a pot smoker, I should NOT have figured this out before the rest of you. I should not even remember this being posted in the past. Everyone deserves a day off. Hell, we didn't get a new Agents of Cracked today. Stop being such needy little emo-f*gs and get over yourselves. You are no one special, just like me, and you are not entitled to every stupid little thing you want.
Old stuff again?
Trojan is dumb. I think Jesus would network more with Catholics considering his apostle Peter was the first Pope(if you believe the bulls**t)
what the f**k is this new thing on Cracked of posting old stuff?? Its f**king annoying and stupid
Everything is a repost of a repost of a repost. But I expect that from 4chan, not a typically good website.
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Wow... I can't believe they're re-re-posting this. Don't even know why they reposted it in the first place. It was funny when they first posted it, but what's with all the reposts?
why trojan? catholics are a majority of christians so it kind of makes sense
I don't mind the re-posts so much, it's all the Bettys out there complaining about it instead of just yanking down their Dungarees and anger-stroking it out. Seems like a more productive use of time.
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Ha, I'm Christian and I'm not offended by Jesus "hanging around" I'm offended by him being in the Catholic Church network
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God I hate these reposts. I'd rather nothing at all or a funny link
When will you get rid of this awful slideshow program thing? It doesn't work!
Okay seriously Cracked, this is the second time you have reposted this on the front page, I don't know about other readers but I come here for new and original content, along with trolling the occasional members. This is like if I went to see Transformers 2 and instead they just showed me Transformers 1, yes equally s**t, but at least one of them is a new experience of s**t.
Why is an old contest on the front page? :\
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dear cracked, would you please fix your flash content? I have flash debugger and your photoshop contest selector gives me a "Error #2044: IOErrorEvent" every time I click on the next image. As you may already know, clicking "discard message" kills baby kittens. pease stop the slaughter. thank you :) sincerely, flash developer.
#17 and #7: after classical times, nobody in Europe thought the Earth was flat. Read some history before making s**tty photoshops: Russell, Jeffrey B - "The Myth of the Flat Earth" or Inventing the Flat Earth: Columbus and Modern Historians
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lol @ the livejournal.
Look up in the corner you scienctists! If you don't like the slide show click on the "ARTICLE VIEW" YOU FUCK WITS!
Look up in the corner you scienctists! If you don't like the slide show click on the "ARTICLE VIEW" YOU FUCK WITS!
Slideshows are FTL.
I don't like this slideshow format.
@ TaborMallory I agree... Number 10 was utter s**t! Its not even remotely clever or funny!
er... scrap that last comment. it's too early in the morning
#8 - In 1492 Columbus found gold in South America, not Africa
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@dannymalt - Look at the top right corner. You have an "Article view" icon, that, if you click it, shows it in a standard "all on 1 page" format.
#1 is a two girls 1 cup reference, for those who didn't get it. I want to speak to whoever thought it would be better to show these pictures 1 by 1 instead of on 1 page like it used to be. Cracked writers please respond. Why the change it's annoying this way.
@Voix - Look at the date. This competition was held may 22nd 2008.
How the FUCK did #10 get on the list?
I'm surprised no one has brought this up yet...The "Jesus' Facebook page" one has been done before and has been reposted all over the internet. Using StumbleUpon I've probably run across it five times. Yes, it is funny, but ripping a picture from some random humour website and posting it as your own doesn't mean you deserve a spot in a Photoshop contest.
@amocksun - you're f**king lucky then. Now try not to click ANY shock links.
And yeah, I just realized the grammar in that was horrible.
This was one of, if not the, funniest Photoshop contests I've seen. Very good.
I never get the first place winners :(
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Click "article view" in the top right corner, you stupid f**ks.
Why did you bring back the s**tty scrolling gallery experiment? Not only is it slow, but dampers the image quality.
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Though 1 was clever, but 2 was pretty lame. Anne Frank joke's always get praised way too easily, like those dirty jokes from the fourth grade that didn't really have a punch line, but just mentioned the word "f**k." Lots of other good ones, though. Really like 7.
Deja vu! Hasn't Cracked done this before?
1. #15 was by far the best and most creative. 2. I'm pretty sure I've seen #1 somewhere before. 3. For all of you b***hing and moaning about the new format, go to your edit profile page and change it, then kindly shut the hell up. That is all.
....Numbers 1 and 2 were not greated for the contest, they have been floating around the internet for months
I don't like the new format either. It's much slower than just scrolling at your own pace. SWITCH IT BACK CRACKED!!! BTW, I would laugh at #1, but when I first saw 2 girls, 1 cup, I couldn't stop smelling vomit for 2 days. So, it's not funny. What is WRONG with people?!
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Whats up with #10? It's a freakin' screencap of a movie with a tired ass internet meme placed on it with MS Paint. How creative is that?
these were brilliant. for me, the best was number 3, but can't argue with the eventual number 1. That is hilarious!
lawl @ Jesus' facebook status "just hanging around," sacrilege is hilarious.
f**k number one. 13 is the BEST! "Discover Gravity" LMFAO
Number one has merit, but I stand by my earlier statements.
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I have only lokked at 20-13 and already 15 should be #! It is a joke about a comic, anc it completely nailed essence of said comic.
#1 was the best hands down.
1 and 2 were excellent, but 10 was my favorite.
#1 totally deserved to win. #2 was pretty awesome as well. And #19. "NO THEE!!"
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lol Anne Frank.
Jesus on Facebook is my favourite. (Also what is offensive about it?)
Jesus on Facebook is my favourite. (Also what is offensive about it?)
Two and one were deserved. Rest were funny as well though. Best contest ever.
Jesus on Facebook is my favourite. (Also what is offensive about it?)
In case anyone wanted to know, #1 is "2 girls 1 cup".
Jesus on Facebook is my favourite. (Also what is offensive about it?)
One of the better photoshop contests, I laughed more at this one then I usually do.
My favorites were fifteen and twenty this time, and if number one is anything like the video it is referencing, I am SOOO glad I wasn't suckered into watching that thing.
LOL! if you get #1, then good taste is really not visiting this site. I believe the ana frank one being funny, what does taste have to do with anything, its just a joke.
wait, russian orthodox counts as heathens?
I liked #12. Washing hands is for girls. Seraphiel - well you couldn't exactly accuse the Jesus one of being 'too soon'.
darkhorse - you thought the anne frank one was in bad taste beyond belief but saw nothing wrong with the jesus one???
holy s**t those were funny, well done! xD
2 girls 1 cup.
oh god. Number one definately deserves to win. and @darkhorse08817, watch the video. It made the rounds a while back. See it and be disgusted.
OK - scrolled through the comments and lots of folk were lol-ing that # was great b/c it's about 2 girls and 1 cup. I still don't get it - what's the significance of/ what's so special about two girls and 1 cup? Eh, I think the Cromwell one should've won, anyhow - I just loooooove that Irish-murdering bastard :D And I second those critiquing the new format - old one you just used the down arrow or page-down feature and you were good to go. Now, this business of having to click on each one and wait for it to load is just a pain in the ass.
I didn't understand #1, and #2 was in bad taste beyond belief. The rest though were great :D
1Is nasty.
#6 still makes me giggle.
Here we go again. So is this the Cracked.com version of a Rickroll? You guys feature something on the front page that's 1 & 1/2 years old and present it like it's something new by putting TODAY'S date on the link. I don't mind re-runs, but "Cracked Classic" or "Best of the Archives" would at least have been an honest approach.
Okay Spiderpig, I'm using a laptop to And I can control the page just fine. Either go to article view, or if you're some kind of Retarded 3d world country citizen who by chance found a working laptop and dedicated power source, buy a $10.00 f**king mouse. Thank you.
also I'm sure Ive seen #1 on something awful
UPPER RIGHT HAND CORNER OF THE ARTICLE SAYS "ARTICLE VIEW" CLICK ON IT GOES BACK TO OLD WAY!! NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL QUIT YOUR BITCHING YOU CAN CLICK ONE DAMN LINK IF YOU DONT LIKE THE SLIDESHOW! (i hate it)
jesus christ spiderpig, if it makes you rage that much why are you here?
RAPED BY CATHOLICS
click on article view at the top, you can choose article or slideshow view jesus people, chill out :P
Seriously Cracked, stop doing this. Nobody likes it. NOBODY.
Two girls and a cup... The HORROR! =|
FU_CK YOU - NEW FORMAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have to click the 'next' arrow then SCROLL down, view the stupid picture, then, if I haven't scrolled perfectly enough (mind u A LOT OF PPL USE LAPTOPS these days) I have to nudge this bulls**t website a little bit more down to the stupid gay 'next' arrow again....NOT EVERYONE IS USING A 3798x4725 resolution u dumb f**king editors of this site!!!!!!!!!!
@Mattress: It's probably best that you don't get it. ...it's 2girls1cup
I thought this was a funny photoshop contest... back in 2008.
I didn't laugh out loud at any of these, but I did think they were pretty much all very clever. The weekly photoshop contests are a great idea and the quality seems to be lifting all the time. Good effort all. (I don't get number one though...dammit I feel stupid when that happens) Also the amount of people who don't understand you can alter the layout view, and write in b***hing about it is bordering on farce.
Number 5 was AMAZING
Number 5 was OK.
yeah, esp the kiss thing
laughed my balls off at mumber 2.
#2 has been around for a looooong time.
I honestly think #5 was the best
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I didnt caught up the 1st until I saw the third picture. That would have really piss the s**t out of the pharaoh... or, I dont know, maybe he was the one who ordered out that, pharaophs were Anubis-s**t crazy
the oliver cromwell / bill o'reilly one was great
worst photoshop contest so far. Except #1 and #10, all pictures are crap and seriously lack imagination.
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I love the photoshop contest everytime, but this one is probably the best. I don't think #1 deserved it's place, but was still funny.
I love the photoshop contest everytime, but this one is probably the best. I don't think #1 deserved it's place, but was still funny.
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Gosh, Cracked readers can be so b***hy!
IOW stop b***hing.
FFS EVERY Saturday is a repost!
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jesus christ (who was a jew not a catholic) guys! this is one reposted article. maybe there have been more an i missed them but so did most of the current viewer-ship because most of us weren't here when they were posted originally. but obviously they must be getting terrible because of this. their articles haven't declined in any way but reposting articles must be a sign that they're becoming terrible.
1 deserved it. 2g1c win. Also, if you don't like the slideshow formant, you can click a button called article view on the top right corner of the page.
2, 9, 15 and 13 were awesome.
Watchtower, I was thinking the same thing! I wanted to see a 4Chan contest and all I got was a repost. Cracked, come on. First Mad has gone down the drain, (And I really loved that.) you can't be next.
Is it just me or was this list in nearly complete reverse order?
@Aeno dude, top corner of the screen it says "switch to article mode", just hit that if u don't like the new format and stop complaining!
And now "Shit" and "Bitch" aren't censored? I'm sorry to triple post, but I really wanna know wtf is going on here.
Oh wow. "Shit" and "Bitch" get censored, but "Fucking" doesn't? C'mon, Cracked. Either get rid of the message censors or be consistant. Don't screw with me.
Dammit Cracked! First you repost old articles without labeling them as "The Vault", and now you're reposting old contests under different names? Bulls**t. I actually wanted to see just how badly people could beat up on 4chan. @Aeno: Click on article view to get the old format. Jeez, I don't even get why people b***h so much about this. The link to the old format is RIGHT FUCKING THERE.
@aeno. tough. move with the times.
@skkflip: yerright, that jesus facebook was funny.
I WANT THE NORMAL FORMAT BACK! :'(
And you want a really bad taste joke about Anne Frank. "Why did Anne Frank's parents keep her in the attic?" Because if they got ash stains on the carpet, they would have lost their security deposit. Ba-Dump-Dum
Jesus f**king christ. all you crybabies whining over the jesus (damn mexicans) and anne frank. get over yourselves as the patron saints of decency on cracked. But shouldn't jesus' network be the Jewish and not catholic.
#1 took me 2 seconds to get, but will take 2 years to get over :|
Wow, I actually learned something. 2 girls 1 cup. LOL
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I don't think #2 was making fun of Anne Frank; it's making fun of the fact that the internet is making journaling less eloquent.
#5 was epic!!
LOL @ Egyptian 2 Girls 1 Cup
#5 and #2 were the best, VERY BAD TASTE, but this is Cracked. And they were the very best in bad taste.
god this page makes me want to butcher a shitload of Irishmen!! God the O. Cromwell one is just brilliant!
I notice you love to make fun of Anne Frank. You are sick fucks, Cracked, all of you.
server not found should have ranked much better than 13!
Numbers five and two are the best just because they're so damn horrible, and because you have to look at the details to really comprehend the darkness of the humour. The one about Anne Frank doesn't seem so bad until you see that the date is the day before her capture. "...hopefully something fun will happen tomorrow..." If you look at the dates for the status changes on number five, you'll notice that he is "just hanging around" the day after he is kissed by Judas. Burn on yo faith!
#1 kills them all. Took a while to get it but I regret to have actually made sense of it - hilarious.
I was worried #5 would be a little too blasphemous for my tastes, but it was pretty funny. And isn't the date on #2 the dy before she was captured by the Nazis? that is DARK.
#12+14, very funny
In a response to #5, my old textbook claims that he was born 2bc.
18 is my favorite by far: LMFAO!
#9 and #5: Very funny. #2: Not really very funny at all.
and #9.
#15 was great
LAAAAAAME
#12 - Hilarious
Holy crap. I placed. That's never happened before.
# 3 was the best.
-----bigblackconnect.com----- was one website.
#2 totally should've won, wtf. XD
Oh man. Each one of these entries read like a domino effect of genius and hilarity... At first I had doubts when I heard the subject matter, but they ended up being awesome. Cracked, I do believe you got your asses handed to you with the outpouring of creativity here... Good job picking the winner. !
number 2 is realy mean
Jesus wasn't abstinent.
#2 was the best. Hilarious.
oh god, awesome #5 rules
The cracked one should have changed the contents bar on the left to say something other than "tv" and "movies" and such..
look this site http://ooyes.net
Great !
Good stuff! My favorite was the O'Cromwell Factor.
Anne Frank 29...writing on August 3, 1944. Ah, some history geek has made me very happy tonight.
2 girls one cup lol
Took me a moment to understand #1 How quickly confussion changed to omg eww Clever very clever!!
Number 9 was the best. Cromwell Rocks.
holy crap!!! my face overheated from laughing. no. 12 rocks the most
HA! Looking for a lady between 14 and 16. Ah, the glory days when banging jailbait was not only condoned, it was encouraged
Vetus: I'm from Belgium and work in the Canary Islands. I'm not going to take a trip to your school to copy something. (Not really cost effective if the prize is 50$ ^^)
Thanks for the comments guys. That was the only idea I had for this contest and it's the first one of these I ever won. Personally, I thought for sure that oball or jono had this in the bag because both of those entries were awesome.
#3 was golden
Thanks, the.melsa. I kinda figured it was a lolcats joke, but I wanted to know why it made it in the Top 10. It was funny, but it didn't have the same effect as, say, the lolcat in #19 which was in an actual message board.
It's funny, because I thought this was going to suck, but then it didn't.
LOL at the 2 girls one cup reference in number 1!!!!!!!!
Funny.
i call shennagins on Quetzal #5. I go to a crappy chatolic school with the same crappy faithbook page poster on the crappy wall. seriously. ripoff something cooler.
#1 a good pick for winner lol!
Of all of the 'shoop contests, this one was the best. #2 had me in stitches.
Oh, ye might not wante to answer to #3. It might be a scam, ye know...
Blackrifice, try looking at a website called lolcats.com or one called icanhazcheezburger.com. then come back to #10. the punchline should be clearer.
This shiite totally made my day. Can someone explain #10? I'm not gonna rag on it, I just want an explanation.
I must vigorously object to the absurd quotation in No. 6. For a True Gentleman, nothing is more satisfying than hitting the Stable boy. This Site from fleeting-glance.britannia is obviously the work of plebeian charlatans.
jono and boobookittyfvck are my heroes...:)
#8 and #7 are brilliant
That #20 still exists : http://www.conservapedia.com/Main_Page
For the life of me I couldn't understand what was going on in number 1 until I saw the video UI at the bottom of the pic. I still don't know what those people are doing. And I'm not sure I want to. These are all hilarious, by the way. Definitely the best Photoshop contest yet.
Ok I just found out about this whole 2 girls 1 cup thing yesterday and now it's everywhere. I'm glad it got number one cuz that was hilarious!
Great article! Reminds me of my hot hot girlfriends that you can meet at hieroglyphicalnymphomaticlesbians.com.
www.dmars.com
wait d_mars, nevahmind, let's be friends........PSYCH! WHATEVAH, YOU LAME DMARS YOU LAME! www.awesomecelebritynooz.com
finally.. its been a while, but this one was great from the beginning right until number 1, which at last, deserved to be in the top spot. great work.
NOTHING IS UMPOSSIBLE IF YOU SET YOUR MIND TO IT D_MARS! JUST ASK HE-MAN! seriously, narnio is right. put two and two together, UNLESS THEY DONT HAS MATH ON MARS!
@veronica_mars, you seem quite the expert on contests, douchebags, and equating. congrats.
ominousoat pees sitting down. also has flawed logic.
Best photoshop competition yet, most of them were very funny.
@Murder, are you retarded? Oball, the person who submitted #2, is a registered user who entered that in a contest, not cracked staff. Though I am sure lots of contest have it were only the people holding the contest can enter. Check your comprehension skills douchebag. And its umpossible for two people to have a similar idea isn't it, no one but you would ever make the jump from a person who is famous for thier diary to equating it with blogs. Douchebagx2. Have a good day.
Because people can never have similar ideas ever, because you know, it's pretty tricky to put together "diary of Anne Frank" and then think "gee, people still use diaries, but now they're electronic!" then make something funny out of it. Considering the painful rarity of your blog, I doubt Oball, or anyone, could have stolen it from you.
Hey, do you guys always jack your content from other people? http://murderliveshere.wordpress.com/2007/07/10/the-blog-of-anne-frank/ i wrote that last summer. who do you have scraping the web for ideas to steal? cause i mean i could come up with original ones and save the embarassment, and you could just fire whoeveer that guy is.
Oh add no. 10 to the not great list. Also, Jesus was a jew, not a catholic : )
18, 17, 16, 14, 13 i didn't think were great, the rest were awesome. Probably the best photoshop competition since i started visiting every day or two.
Actually, Astrolounge, now that you mention it, Jesus was also supposedly born in 4 B.C., so I guess my original post is obsolete.
that anne frank thing was hilarious teh first time i read it at http://murderliveshere.wordpress.com/2007/07/10/the-blog-of-anne-frank
A friend from -----blackgirlsconnect.com----- said he was so sad to Chinese Earthquake, many SiChuan people died of it. A lot of videos and pics are on this site, good for Chinese people.
I thought the Oliver Cromwell one was fucking hilarious.
Great job, Cracked photoshoppers!!
The Jesus H. Christ one was well good. Nice work.
For the first time since I've been a member I thought #1 was the clear winner. Congratulations.
actual funny posts?! great job to everyone. hot or not witch & Anne frank were my favs.
Personally I liked the youtube-ish one (Huguenot!) and the O'Cromwell Factor haha. Also as someone said #10 shouldn't even be on this awesome list
It's rather easy to get Jesus' birthday wrong, church officials do it all the time. As does anyone else who thinks it's in December. Turns out he was supposedly born in the spring.
Recently, quite a few celebrities and pro athletes were said to appear on the millionaire luxury club "MeetRich.com" to hook up with hot girls, ladies, models... OMG!!! Are these famous guys fond of internet dating for now?? Maybe they are indeed so rich that they feel boring sometimes to need new things?
Recently, quite a few celebrities and pro athletes were said to appear on the millionaire luxury club "MeetRich.com" to hook up with hot girls, ladies, models... OMG!!! Are these famous guys fond of internet dating for now?? Maybe they are indeed so rich that they feel boring sometimes to need new things?
Recently, quite a few celebrities and pro athletes were said to appear on the millionaire luxury club "MeetRich.com" to hook up with hot girls, ladies, models... OMG!!! Are these famous guys fond of internet dating for now?? Maybe they are indeed so rich that they feel boring sometimes to need new things?
How does one get Jesus' birthday wrong?
alot of fantastic stuff
Has anyone copyrighted the term sex-fucking yet?
Mmmm, good stuff.
#2 is the best.
Re: #7. Man, all this time and I never knew Dudley and Mary Tyler were roaming the lands of North Africa.
this really was terrific. every one was ballin.
"Date, Mate, procreate"...HAHA thats a good one! love it!
All of these were awesome, good job guys
Two egyptians, one vase.
Love the Penny Arcade one!
I probably laughed hardest at #2. Yes, I am going to hell.
Boy, you should have seen my reaction to No. 1--- I should have recorded it...
I think the Anne Frank LJ and the Jesus H. Christ page were the best.
number one is genius and defantaly deserves to be the winner i love it!
No. 9 is hilarious. One sided, but these wouldn't be as funny otherwise. Some great contributions.
#'s 12, 4, and 3 were by far the best I've seen in any of these entries.
All entries are very funny, and many others diserved a spot on the list, but come on... What the fuck is #10 doing here?? Nothing to do with the theme. Pointless waste of space...
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