The 30 Most Ill-Conceived Movie Monsters

It says "The 30 Most Ill-Conceived Movie Monsters" Why ware there only 29????

11/04/2009 11:36:33 AM

rollypolly

17,7,6 ftw :D

06/17/2009 06:38:00 AM

LumpLarry

i liked number 5. thats the one with all the words right? im too lazy to look. haha

02/21/2009 11:25:00 AM

oxyMORON

number one was very clever

11/16/2008 08:24:00 PM

Mr.Lumberjack

The guy who made the Count Chocula one did a REALLY nice job.

10/10/2008 06:05:00 AM

Tartra

But I think number 26 and 16 were my favourites.

10/10/2008 06:05:00 AM

Tartra

Actually, there was a Count Chocula movie. Of a sort. Chocula himself was lame, but the zombies in the movie were cool--they sat around moaning and complaining about their lot in the afterlife, with helpful subtitles for those of us who don't speak zombie.

09/10/2008 05:53:00 PM

MaggieMarvel

Actually the drunk ex-girlfriend one would be pretty scary

08/02/2008 06:36:00 PM

ComicJunkie87

my personal fave is nasferatu....very, very clever.

07/26/2008 12:52:00 PM

metalroosa

I LOVE NUMBER 17!!!!

07/18/2008 10:37:00 PM

PIECES_OF_FLAIR

Did Sealed really have to be last? I mean, c'mon "your fate is SEALED." is supremely clever. And its about a killer seal.

05/19/2008 08:49:00 PM

alkfuel66

'Technology Savvy Vengeful Ghost' LMAO :D 'Narcoleptic Quadruple Amputee' That one deserves to be higher up in the list since these are supposed to be USELESS villains and you don't get more useless than that. Endroll. Lol. Simply. Lol. Time. Drunk Ex-Girlfriend. 50 Year-Old Woman. All hilarious :)

04/25/2008 09:46:00 AM

Dark-Dreymer

hey, I checked out Master Blaster's link to the original art that Coultergeist ripped off (http://chud.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1902283&postcount=973) ... it's a pretty obvious case of plagiarism. I move that "joker" has his #1 status revoked.

04/24/2008 09:25:00 AM

jiveasscracka

Some of these were great. That 50 yr old woman is more like 65 though. But still funny.

04/24/2008 09:04:00 AM

G33K3Z01D

mobys dick was berry small

04/21/2008 05:43:00 PM

omgazn

Moby's dick made me loll.

04/21/2008 03:45:00 PM

Larwick

Some fun ideas but #1 COULTERGEIST is a complete and total RIP-OFF of a fan-made joke poster posted over at CHUD nearly a whole year ago. Proof: http://chud.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1902283&postcount=973

04/21/2008 12:49:00 PM

MasterBlaster

Moby's dick was great.

04/19/2008 07:40:00 AM

Sebastian

I can't wait to enter one of cracked.com contests for 50 bucks and then bitch about it endlessly, and then turn on other competitors because I am 10 years old...fun.

04/18/2008 04:35:00 PM

Yuckmouth

Bardem as count chocula FTW!

04/18/2008 06:02:00 AM

froley

claypot you must be the off spring of Bill murray, and a fucking huge pile of pope shit

04/18/2008 03:02:00 AM

Slowest

Seconded, thirded, whatever. Claypots you are an enourmous douche. Please go back to commenting on Youtube videos and Digg articles where you so rightfully belong.

04/18/2008 02:30:00 AM

AlexH

You know what would be cool is if readers could somehow cast votes for their favorite photoshops, because the editors aren't very good at picking a winner.

04/18/2008 01:10:00 AM

Nift

while i normally would not get involved in this tard conversation i have to say, claypots you are kind of being a consistently whining self-obsessed douche. get back on your meds.

04/17/2008 07:47:00 PM

anlight

Mr. Claypots, thank you for disproving my hypothesis that you are a huge whiny asshole. My bad.

04/17/2008 06:48:00 PM

Glenn

Glenn is a fucking moron. I didn't even enter this one because I knew the list would be full of half baked ideas. Is that you son on your profile pic before you fucked him or after?

04/17/2008 06:38:00 PM

claypots

Hey Sigma "Can someone explain WHY the winner was funny?" Ann Coulter is a woman of high intelligent and a well educated conservative lawyer who has made a career of saying the absolute meanest things such a creature could possibly come up with. Harsh language really scares some people.

04/17/2008 06:11:00 PM

Ronsonic

Count Chocula should have won. Pure genius.

04/17/2008 05:40:00 PM

mebenjam

I loved "Crappy CGI-osaur" because it's TRUE! Same goes for "Technology Savvy Vengeful Ghost" But, you guys do know that right now there are some fat cat Hollywood producers going through this page right now and calling Michael Bay...

04/17/2008 03:43:00 PM

vitajex

pure slickness from joker

04/17/2008 02:46:00 PM

ekgism

thanks brother. I also liked your "british teeth".

04/17/2008 02:27:00 PM

McBeefy

I thought The Laminator was hilarious :)

04/17/2008 02:20:00 PM

OingoBoingo

I thought the winning entry was great. I am saddened to see that "fetal tron" didn't make it though. On a side note: I finally made one of these fucking lists! Yayyyyyy!!!

04/17/2008 02:11:00 PM

McBeefy

"Your Fate is Sealed" and "Coultergeist" got the biggest giggles out of me.

04/17/2008 12:30:00 PM

Kilvas

Probably one of the best photoshop contests yet.

04/17/2008 12:01:00 PM

nchammer326

The Cujo one was a real movie called "Man's best friend", wasn't it, or did I just dream that?

04/17/2008 11:23:00 AM

Justsomeguy

As an unrelated 3rd party, I have to agree on "the fridge".

04/17/2008 11:21:00 AM

popmaker

I think at least one of OingoBoingo's should have made it, the fridge or E.T.?, instead of "that guy". This humor is too subtle for me I guess -)

04/17/2008 11:10:00 AM

Speedomon

Note to self: Remember the cat-factor

04/17/2008 10:54:00 AM

OingoBoingo

Goatsarlacc might be the scariest one of them all...of the hottest depending on what turns you on

04/17/2008 10:53:00 AM

Nukewhales

None of these made me laugh but stick a cat in the photo and I'll vote for it just for that reason. I guess I just couldn't get on board with the concept but there were some good ones.

04/17/2008 10:45:00 AM

Jenna_Tullwortz

Pretty damn clever stuff! 1. You sure that woman is only 50 years old (Jesus!)?! 2. Sure Farrah may be 100 years old, full of cancer and carried more leather than the interior of my Porsche, but I'd still fill her up like a hot water bottle! 3. That 'GoatSarcacc' picture I SWEAR is the picture of a cooter of a stinky I briefly bent over last summer (grim... but she had a nice laugh).

04/17/2008 10:17:00 AM

Ranger

i chuckled (or grimaced) at nearly all the entries. sadly, for every one that makes it, there's 3 others that should be there too. make this stuff for yourselves, not to get picked. i use this to just hone photoshop and vent... i'm puzzled because what i felt were the two least funny entries of mine made it.. go figure. seriously.. great job EVERYONE.

04/17/2008 10:06:00 AM

fuzzymuffins

I don't get the "this guy" movie.

04/17/2008 10:04:00 AM

MichaelFurlong

seriously, all you whiny-ass cunts can quit with the hating. if you don't like the photoshops, don't fucking read them. and certainly don't comment on how much they suck. YOU suck. at not being a fucking moron.

04/17/2008 10:01:00 AM

123bamf

The only rule here is you can't call everyone "whiny-ass bitches" when your work GETS PICKED, but theirs DOSEN'T. Of course you're NOT whining because yours got IN. It's not nice to gloat. It IS nice to wait until the customer uses the restroom, and then chloroform them in the stall. Best time is after the meal. Excellent contest, though!

04/17/2008 09:51:00 AM

BACKTOWACKY

oingoboingo: It's not just a black guy with a vowel change. It's a pun. Nas is a rapper. The magnificent black man in the picture is he.

04/17/2008 09:37:00 AM

clintisiceman

ohhh... low blow OingoBoingo...you just got your pretty panties in a wad because NONE of your 10 submissions were even chosen. run along to mommy and tell her all about it. waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

04/17/2008 09:15:00 AM

chaoskitten

Ah! Je comprend! Thanks.

04/17/2008 08:41:00 AM

Sigma

Yeah, Anne Coulter is a more Republican, Conservative version of the black plague

04/17/2008 08:33:00 AM

Vankook

Because Anne Coulter is the most foul, vile, disgusting woman you could possibly come across... Now that I think of it, it's actually a pretty WELL conceived movie monster.

04/17/2008 08:26:00 AM

somedevil13

Are you kidding me? "Crappy CGI-O-SAUR," "Thinly Veiled Allegory?" Both totally dead-on movies. #28"Shmoo?" and "The Beast..#23" Both fucking Hilarious. There were some lame ones, but at least they included more runners-up so there should fewer gripes this time. "Nas-feratu," "Count Chocula." "Time." These were REALLY good.

04/17/2008 08:20:00 AM

BACKTOWACKY

Can someone explain WHY the winner was funny?

04/17/2008 08:02:00 AM

Sigma

start your own site and go nuts, babies...

04/17/2008 08:00:00 AM

Yuckmouth

I too would like to make a list of things that make me laugh

04/17/2008 07:58:00 AM

iNCULUS

Wait so post count should be a factor in who wins the photoshop contests? That's bullshit, claypots.

04/17/2008 07:57:00 AM

CharminUltra

Yeah some deserved it, but definitely not Attack of the 50 foot kitten, that's for sure.

04/17/2008 07:52:00 AM

OingoBoingo

jeeze...there are some whiny-ass bitches around here. it's 50 bucks people...give your egos a rest and just enjoy the contests. i had fun. i thought a lot of these were really deserving.

04/17/2008 07:48:00 AM

chaoskitten

What's funny about "Nasferatu"? He just put a black guy's face on Nosferatu and changed "o" to "a". That's one of the least original I saw.

04/17/2008 07:32:00 AM

OingoBoingo

Yeah Mr. Hanger made me laugh. These also cracked me up: Edward fingerhands, The procrastinator, Jewzilla, Night of the living bread, Lego zombies, Pumpkinsmasher, The ghost with feet, Your mind, Paper, The chinese finger trap, Lazy eye, The exor-cyst, Grammar nazi, DEAD, Radiohead, House of sax, Tacks, Hansel & Grendel and Fat, just to name a few.

04/17/2008 07:27:00 AM

OingoBoingo

I agree that Coultergeist was a good winner. It was both pithy and funny, and the layout was good.

04/17/2008 07:27:00 AM

baredevil

Coultergeist deserved to win...but I'll admit, I laughed WAAAAY too hard at "Nasferatu."

04/17/2008 07:25:00 AM

jayzon

But Buster mistook the warning of "loose seal" for his mother "Lucille"

04/17/2008 07:19:00 AM

Bliley

I suspect that Claypots won't be happy until he wins. Actually, he probably won't be satisfied until there is an entire gallery devoted to his, and only his, photoshops.

04/17/2008 07:15:00 AM

Glenn

He'll correct your mistakes (before you're born) is genius.

04/17/2008 07:05:00 AM

Speedomon

So many haters here.. Ok, it's realy hard to get over the fact that Mr Hanger (first page on the forum) didn't make it

04/17/2008 07:04:00 AM

Speedomon

Yeah. I just reviewed them again and Faaaark Me. Three year olds are judging this. I'm certain of that now.

04/17/2008 06:47:00 AM

claypots

Man - I can sense there's going to be some big fallout over the decision on these. The winning dude has made two posts in his short cracked life and gets 2 out of the top 3. Anyone a little sus**cious? Tookie, Poofinger and another one (British Teeth) were brilliant.

04/17/2008 06:42:00 AM

claypots

I don't even get the winning entry. I saw it in the forums and thought to myself "Boy this one doesn't have a chance with all the funny ones that are already in." How wrong was I.

04/17/2008 06:29:00 AM

OingoBoingo

See! NOT FUNNY!

04/17/2008 06:26:00 AM

a dumb faggot

#16 :-D But 17.. *scraps head*

04/17/2008 06:24:00 AM

Speedomon

I thought Endroll would win. That is, indeed, funny.

04/17/2008 06:23:00 AM

Speedomon

It's true... wtf, i want to laugh damn you, LAUGH!!!!

04/17/2008 06:16:00 AM

Sigma

See. I told you. None of these are funny.

04/17/2008 06:05:00 AM

a dumb faggot

Wow, first time I made it on the list! #8 Even if I thought I had better chances with NOSE HAIR :)

04/17/2008 06:01:00 AM

Speedomon

The ones that do deserve a spot here: Sealed, Lint, Poofinger, The-Laminator, Endroll, Time. The other ones shouldn't even have been made in the first place.

04/17/2008 05:58:00 AM

OingoBoingo

Are you fucking kidding me? You've obviously picked the worst of the worst, because most of these are not even close to funny. My grandma could shit out better ones than these. There are much better ones in the forum, I recommend everyone to check it out.

04/17/2008 05:54:00 AM

OingoBoingo

The Drunk Ex-Girlfriend was great.

04/17/2008 05:53:00 AM

pebbles_red66

Nah, even that was "stretching" it a bit. Not good. Hopefully they'll be better next week.

04/17/2008 05:51:00 AM

a dumb faggot

Oh, c'mon! Coultergeist?!?! That's freakin' priceless!! Yeah, some of them were bad, but I think some of you are just being too harsh.

04/17/2008 05:48:00 AM

kenkrk

They had 10 more than usual, but they lacked the essential element: BEING FUNNY.

04/17/2008 05:37:00 AM

a dumb faggot

I thought it was the only funny photoshop entries I've ever seen since it started.

04/17/2008 05:32:00 AM

sidburnd1

See? This is why Something Awful is funnier than here.

04/17/2008 05:26:00 AM

BradH

None of these were funny.

04/17/2008 05:17:00 AM

a dumb faggot