20 Celebrity Endorsed Products Too Awesome to Exist

#5 looks like it would make an awesome steampunk watch with some hot glue.

11/12/2009 05:08:28 AM

ub3rman123

awsome dude.... just fucking a. if you ever stop, kill your self outa guit. haha "they all kinda blow" hahaha

03/07/2009 07:35:00 PM

acornco

Oh god. 13 was gold! Hahahaha I'm still laughing! "If it's not Bowie, It's just a weird bulge!" hahaha

02/21/2009 02:30:00 AM

Simonee

#13, FTW. By the way...he's so totally singing Magic Dance. You may have not known, but now you do. **cue PSA music**

12/11/2008 10:54:00 AM

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06/18/2008 07:46:00 PM

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06/08/2008 10:32:00 AM

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06/05/2008 03:35:00 AM

kellychat

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05/11/2008 09:14:00 AM

Rihanna

Which celebrity is endorsing www.zhongwenred.com?

05/06/2008 02:12:00 PM

aljensen

oh,I was told that one of these celeb offers many helps to the herpes girls on our STD daitng site" stdpal.com". Do you know which one?

05/05/2008 07:41:00 PM

hgirl

That used to be my favorite Choose Your Own Adventure Book, but I was always disturbed by the adrogynous Liza Minnelli person being fondled by Sparkly Tiara God.

05/04/2008 08:32:00 PM

Rowen

I laughed for ten minutes on the Bono Bag. "I don't know how this happened..."

04/29/2008 08:59:00 PM

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04/27/2008 07:57:00 PM

chrisG2008

"Guttenberg Bible is a futurama joke" Gee, really? See, here I was thinking it was a History Joke. You know, what with the printing press and all...

04/23/2008 03:09:00 PM

LibelAndSlander

I can't get the blowjob coupon to print...

04/15/2008 12:50:00 PM

Yuckmouth

Guttenberg Bible is a futurama joke.

04/13/2008 05:14:00 PM

WarGames

Lil Sam Elliot and the BJ coupon - good stuff. Soulja Boy - not so much... Sorry, Klownsam

04/12/2008 04:03:00 AM

Blackrifice

sigma was right, thta fake saul is an ass.

04/11/2008 09:55:00 PM

Infinity_Demon

One thing that I find funny is that Janis has a phallic object in her picture..both of them do, actually. :)

04/11/2008 04:35:00 AM

Silianti

QUOTE=JanisJop1in:"Will you fuck me, wetspot, can I suck your dick?" My response is this: NO!!!

04/10/2008 09:09:00 PM

wetspot

Ah....popetarts....I used to go to catholic school, and I'd start my day with a poptart and a prayer. Wish they had popetarts back then! Of course back then, we more or less respected the pope....that is, until he died and a friend of mine threw a "pope party" to welcome in the new one.... Mmmm...hollyberry sounds o so divine :P

04/10/2008 08:05:00 PM

TheLaughingSun

tom clancey and manute bol made me laugh out loud.

04/10/2008 07:40:00 PM

WOW!

Blowjob coupon for the win

04/10/2008 04:58:00 PM

Theman.com

Whoa, these are lame. There were so many funnier ones that deserve to be posted.

04/10/2008 04:41:00 PM

Sebastian

my idea was good, but far too shitty to actually make it onto one of these lists. who wouldn't want a george w. bush punching bag?

04/10/2008 04:15:00 PM

dan0607

A janis clone hmm I wounder how she'll react to that.

04/10/2008 04:11:00 PM

Infinity_Demon

Sadness and laughter, bittersweet. Some good ones are missing though.

04/10/2008 03:15:00 PM

Marcos

lol What a TWEEST!

04/10/2008 03:04:00 PM

chronus_valtiel

That avitar is my pic, Dark Horse, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me. Get steveysteve and DP me!!!!

04/10/2008 03:04:00 PM

JanisJop1in

:o So much sex.

04/10/2008 12:40:00 PM

Namorgasm

I loved Tom Clancy's Rainbow Sprinkles. Pure gold. God, he's such a whorish hack writer.

04/10/2008 12:33:00 PM

gallowglass

Oddly enough, not all man-haters are opposed to sucking cock. Betcha didn't see that coming.

04/10/2008 12:31:00 PM

steveysteve

a lot of these don't make sense to me... the pope tarts and foreman grill was great. So was the blowjob coupon. The rest not so great. Slip n Slide? That took like 2 seconds to do. and 2 Charlton Heston's. The 1st one is better than the 2nd. The Llama Dolly was a great idea. Whoever did that should be pissed right now.

04/10/2008 12:28:00 PM

Tenacious_B

Eh, lame.

04/10/2008 12:19:00 PM

Kilvas

Janis - tell me what you look like, and I'll tell you if you can get the dick :D

04/10/2008 11:49:00 AM

darkhorse08817

I didn't get the Gore Vidal one - what's the joke in combining him w/ Slip-&-Slide?

04/10/2008 11:45:00 AM

darkhorse08817

Number 1 was funny, but Number 5 was H-larious.

04/10/2008 11:37:00 AM

tgr10

For real, where is the Llama Dolly?

04/10/2008 11:16:00 AM

aaron666

Some of these were pretty good, but the best ones aren't even posted :/.

04/10/2008 10:12:00 AM

Tenacious_B

HAHAH these were fuckin hilarious!

04/10/2008 09:37:00 AM

robotlove

Fuck me, too!!! At least let me suck your dick.

04/10/2008 09:35:00 AM

JanisJop1in

Fuck you, Lokimotive, nobody cares about your dumass fuckin stupid shit, anyway

04/10/2008 09:30:00 AM

N00kEMonster

I can't believe I misspelled Freud. Also I can't believe The Dalai Lama Llama Dolly didn't get on the list. Then again it doesn't mention dicks.

04/10/2008 09:25:00 AM

lokimotive

Rhino?

04/10/2008 09:15:00 AM

JanisJop1in

Great the interesting picture and articles! My the gonorrhea and friends talk about it always at STDMatch.com! For great friends and burning!!!

04/10/2008 08:44:00 AM

CodyCastor

ME FIRST, NOOKIE!!!!

04/10/2008 08:35:00 AM

JanisJop1in

I'd like him to fuck me up the ass

04/10/2008 08:31:00 AM

N00kEMonster

You and Steve Guttenberg can DP me, tank

04/10/2008 08:26:00 AM

JanisJop1in

damn Steve Guttenburg used to be kind of hot. who knew?

04/10/2008 08:23:00 AM

tank

"For Tiny Breakfast!" Genius!

04/10/2008 07:41:00 AM

SpideySnooch

This got so boring so fast. I'm out! Cheers.

04/10/2008 07:35:00 AM

Sigma

janis, you know I'm gay, bitch!

04/10/2008 07:31:00 AM

N00kEMonster

stop posting in my name bitch what is this a april fools joke or something

04/10/2008 07:27:00 AM

licurgo

ME FIRST, NOOKIE!!!!

04/10/2008 07:26:00 AM

JanisJop1in

Fuck all of you bastards

04/10/2008 07:24:00 AM

N00kEMonster

fuck you all the readers of cracked

04/10/2008 07:21:00 AM

licurgo

That's quite the play on words Saul...

04/10/2008 07:21:00 AM

Sigma

I know, I used my own penis for that one. What's with all the comments today?

04/10/2008 07:19:00 AM

Iokimotive

Fuck me hard, fake Saul

04/10/2008 07:17:00 AM

JanisJop1in

No, but I will, because I love you JanisJopONE.

04/10/2008 07:14:00 AM

a dumb faggot

Sigmund Freud one was a classic. LOLZOR

04/10/2008 07:13:00 AM

BigEasterCake

Will you fuck me, wetspot, can I suck your dick?

04/10/2008 07:10:00 AM

JanisJop1in

Damnit I thought I would be the winner. I REALLY REALLY DID!!!

04/10/2008 07:09:00 AM

Iokimotive

we know Janis we know... And it's about time we have a fake Janis!

04/10/2008 07:09:00 AM

Sigma

go to tallmingle.com,go to tallmimgle.com,go to tallmiingle.com,go to tallmingle.com,go to talmingle

04/10/2008 07:08:00 AM

licurgo

ok fuck you all you nerds lets move on the porpuse go to tallmingle.com is fun go to tallmingle.com go to tallmingle.com go to tallmingle.com or gonna die go to tallmingle.com

04/10/2008 07:07:00 AM

licurgo

I desperatley need some dick

04/10/2008 07:07:00 AM

JanisJop1in

Has anyone seen my Rhino?

04/10/2008 07:06:00 AM

JanisJop1in

Yeah Sigma, I guess I'm sorry about that. It's just that you guys were fighting so much that it was getting on my nerves. Sorry to lash out at you.

04/10/2008 07:03:00 AM

Iicurgo

Damn! Almost got $50! =P

04/10/2008 07:03:00 AM

eltrut

I have sex with Iicurgo

04/10/2008 07:03:00 AM

1ocurgo

lol @ flame wars @ CRACKED...

04/10/2008 07:02:00 AM

wetspot

I am a dirty fag

04/10/2008 07:01:00 AM

1ocurgo

I feel deep simpathy towards the person who gets all worked up over a small argument in the comments section. Relax! Just the fact you're getting involved proves you're no better than you think we are. And Saul? You'll never be half the man your mother is! :P

04/10/2008 06:59:00 AM

Sigma

licurgo is a bitch, so is that saul_goode fucker. I bet they lick each others balls while they play bop-my-bologna-you-dirty-fag.

04/10/2008 06:58:00 AM

kissmyarse

wtf who is this bitch who is posting in my name thats it,i am a higly sofisticated spambot anyway

04/10/2008 06:57:00 AM

licurgo

I never usually say anything about this stuff, but that winner blows. Number 20 was the best of the lot.

04/10/2008 06:56:00 AM

apsham

No, i guess it's just to annoy the shit out of everyone and therefore create hatred towards you. If that's the case, you're spot on with that.

04/10/2008 06:52:00 AM

Iicurgo

This isnt to make you laugh.

04/10/2008 06:50:00 AM

Sigma

I wish she'd make out with me... But she won't even let me lick her kitty cat!

04/10/2008 06:50:00 AM

a dumb faggot

No I just want you to shut up. Neither of you are funny.

04/10/2008 06:49:00 AM

Iicurgo

Sounds like someone wants to get involved!!!

04/10/2008 06:48:00 AM

Sigma

Sigma, will you seriously stfu? You and Saul need to go somewhere and make out or something with the way you 2 fight.

04/10/2008 06:46:00 AM

Iicurgo

Your birth certificate is an appology from the condom manufacturer.

04/10/2008 06:42:00 AM

Sigma

Tom Clancy, Bowie and Freud's were funny the others....meh

04/10/2008 06:39:00 AM

wierdlygifted

Sigma, you're about as useful as an HIV vaccine.

04/10/2008 06:37:00 AM

a dumb faggot

Was there supposed to be an actual joke in numbers 5 or 6? And giving rank to two just cause Heston croaked this week? Pathetic.

04/10/2008 06:35:00 AM

SamLowery

What you may think you know (fake)Saul, doesnt concern the rest of the world. Don't flatter yourself :)

04/10/2008 06:33:00 AM

Sigma

Not at all, I printed out 5 of them already.

04/10/2008 06:28:00 AM

TheHymenHitman

Is it bad that I was slightly aroused by the Chloe Sevigny product?

04/10/2008 06:26:00 AM

Rawrsaurus_Rex

You're the fake one. Everyone knows girls don't like metal.

04/10/2008 06:23:00 AM

a dumb faggot

The winner was the only one I actually found funny...some of those didn't make a lot of sense.

04/10/2008 06:21:00 AM

HexenBexen

Back off FAKE Saul! We've all had enough!

04/10/2008 06:20:00 AM

Sigma

Kavman, you need to shut the fuck up. No one gives a fuck about what numbers you bother to shout out. That's about as relevant as saying "Tulips!" or some other stupid shit like that.

04/10/2008 06:19:00 AM

a dumb faggot

The winner deserved to win! It is completely appropriate to both the series of books and to the director.

04/10/2008 06:11:00 AM