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Rejected Ideas for Disaster Movies

This weekend, the release of Roland Emmerich's 2012 will usher in the cycle of the Mayan calendar that foretells Hollywood running out of shit to make big budget movies about. Of course, it's going to take a whole lot more than a complete and total absence of good ideas to get them to stop. So we asked you to photoshop for us some of the natural disasters, disease outbreaks and animal swarms will be attacking tourist destinations next.

The winner is below, but first the runners up.

#18.


by The Edge Will Cut You

#17.


by Stuparstar

#16.


by Sahasrahla

#15.


by TwoHourMotel

#14.


by Christina H

#13.


by Christopher Daed

#12.


by Kanped

#11.


by headbangking

#10.


by misterq

#9.


by GenerationXero

#8.


by scarrgo

#7.


by 4a$$monkey

#6.


by Sanchez .

#5.


by B.D.D.

#4.


by Christopher Daed

#3.


by Christina H

#2.


by kydlatmijares

And the winner is ...

Congrats, Senor_Taco. You win money.


by Senor_Taco

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It's an alternate universe where all of Hollywood's biggest blockbusters had been shot on a shoestring budget. Show us what they would have looked like.

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