Rejected Ideas for Disaster Movies

This weekend, the release of Roland Emmerich's 2012 will usher in the cycle of the Mayan calendar that foretells Hollywood running out of shit to make big budget movies about. Of course, it's going to take a whole lot more than a complete and total absence of good ideas to get them to stop. Here are the disaster you'll probably be seeing next.
Rejected Ideas for Disaster Movies

This weekend, the release of Roland Emmerich's 2012 will usher in the cycle of the Mayan calendar that foretells Hollywood running out of shit to make big budget movies about. Of course, it's going to take a whole lot more than a complete and total absence of good ideas to get them to stop. So we asked you to photoshop for us some of the natural disasters, disease outbreaks and animal swarms will be attacking tourist destinations next.

The winner is below, but first the runners up.

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Rejected Ideas for Disaster Movies
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