The Sex Ed Lessons You Wish They'd Taught You
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#14 omfgtimmy
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#13 sickandtired
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#12 Ninjacarr
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#11 The Machete
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#10 elbowleg
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#9 ahoythere4
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#8 maxisthelaw
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#7 B.D.D.
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#6 Wibblewobble
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#5 ryan102287
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#4 dagur
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#3 AutoZombie
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#2 headbangking
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#1 stanley
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Imo what makes #10 funny is that the teacher is Tracy Marrow aka Ice T.
ReplySo true. Also how to make-out and how to neck would have been nice.
ReplyAll right, everyone take a deep breath and give me your best guess for the age of the model used in #4. Think about what that means in the context of 'studying the proper and improper ways to deliver a drooling hummer.' Then think about the fact that the submitter could have chosen literally any picture on the internet as the backdrop for his hilarious teeth joke. What. The. Fuck.
Replythat man should e made a saint
Does anybody really believe the teeth myth in #4? That's like saying that guys have a huge fingernail, isn't it?
Reply Hide All See All 5 RepliesI'm not sure you realize what you are talking about. And if you do know, I'm pretty sure it is wrong.
Someday after you take off the tin foil hat and actually receive a b*****b you'll be suprised to find that teeth scraping up and down on your junk hurts tremendously. Then the joke will make sense... Possibly, but I'm not holding out much hope for you on either count.
Especially on girls with smaller mouths, man no matter what in those cases it chafes. No matter how hard she tries to gum, still scrapes because her small mouth.
Teeth are a real problem.
OP's either never had a BJ or been fortunate the girl knew what she was doing.
Don't believe it for a second. A little bit of teeth around the base, during deep throat, can be AWESOME. Smoking a few bowls helps release her inhibitions and tamper the gag reflex too. (That little girl in the image IS wrong, though)
is that teacher in number 12 Mitt Romney?
ReplyNumber 10 is horrible.
ReplyLove the text on #8.
Reply8 should have one, just for what the text says on the sides of the girl.
ReplyAh, I've lost a life. Sigh............
Why do guys have so much trouble with #9? Seriously, if I can do it with one hand behind my back, you should not be having that much trouble.
Reply Hide All See All 4 RepliesGuys don't put bras on every day...
There is the part where most guys are trying to avoid hurting you. Most pull the strap away from the woman's back and try to use both hands. The secret is to have a girlfriend long enough to get her to show you how she takes it off so fast. But yes, the fact that we aren't "exposed" to bras on a daily basis is the main thing.
The trick is to take it off while she is lying on her stomach; then you can see what the eff you're doing.
Nah, f**k it. Scissors work every time.
I don't understand #1. Practice in how to move your penis in different directions? Why would you want or need to do that (unless you're engaging in penis puppetry)? Some of these are funny and some are just.... icky.
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesThe Puritans died out a long time ago. Get with the program.
It's a Wii for penises, like kegels for women. Haha
If Wii came out with "penis puppetry," I would buy the console.
#8
ReplyI read all of it.
#8 - FILLER TEXT ! :D
ReplyRe: #4 - "No Teeth"...I've said it before, but it needs to be said again: I LIKE TEETH!!! :P
Reply Hide All See All 4 RepliesA little bit of "al dente" feels effing *amazing* when you know wat you're doing...and i do ;)
I kinda perceived that one as "don't go for anyone with no teeth!"
i must be weird. my mind instantly went to vagina dentata....
Disagree. It's like f*****g sandpaper.
Not everyone can suck a dick like you, I guess. You're right, though - teeth can be amazing when used properly. I was 35 years old before I got a GREAT blowjob. I only THOUGHT I had been getting good ones before that.
It's only a matter of time before #1 becomes reality.
ReplyI'm scared to ask what the FINAL resort is on #3.
Reply Hide All See All 4 RepliesDead people. :3
Masturbation.
Rape.
Escorts?
#8 was great!
Reply10 and 2 were great, 8 was obnoxious.
Reply Hide All See All 5 RepliesObnoxious, but true.
Very, very, very, very true.
I don't know how many girls told me that while in I was in high school. Almost all of them weren't virgins by the end of high school, let alone the years following.
My gf said she wanted to wait. She changed her mind pretty fast.
Agreed. A tad overly cynical. But what else do you expect from a 4chan-ite? :P
#8 was true. Abstinence teaching is obnoxious.
Nah, number 2, ALL THE WAY.
Reply#9 reminds me of that commercial where the guy is trying to unhook the girl's bra and the mom just walks in and does it for him.
ReplyI kind of wish they had mentioned female masturbation...but prudes ruin it for all of us I guess
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