27 Mobile Game Updates That Would Drive You Insane

We asked you to show us a world where every smart phone game was updated to the point where you're less playing a game and more negotiating your own ransom.
27 Mobile Game Updates That Would Drive You Insane

Mobile games are great little time killers ... until you reach the point where you need to start buying crap. We asked you to show us a world where every smart phone game was updated to the point where you're less playing a game and more negotiating your own ransom.

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