The Collateral Damage Video Games Never Show
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#21 billispimp
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#20 spectre_vampire
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#19 TFindlay
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#18 Rohan Ramakrishnan
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#17 walterscarff
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#16 SamLowery
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#15 Pontifex
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#14 Happy Emo
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#13 Rohan Ramakrishnan
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#12 walterscarff
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#10 Sinnycal
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#9 Boron
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#8 Olla
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#7 popcornmonster
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#6 agalea91
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#5 billispimp
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#4 Matt Gallagher
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#3 mwayne85
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#2 GundamPanda
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#1 GundamPanda
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And think, how many indoor environments should be WRECKED from pokemon battles?
Replythe GTA one shouldve been first
ReplyWhy is 19 always my favourite? Freaking me out...
ReplyHow old is this contest? I've seen number one before.O_o
Replyyeah i've seen #1 somewhere too....although it wasn't a gif
i swear i chocked on my own tongue at #1
Replylol i always wondered why you couldnt run kids over in the gta or (the better) saints row
ReplyProbably because the game developers would get lynched.
it's actually illegal to kill children in a videogame. Also, "lol i always wondered why you couldnt run kids over in the gta" is a fairly harrowing as a statement.
Bejeweled, Half-Life and Zelda are the best! this was great!
ReplyFor #2, is that his kid (the "damage" from those sex mini-games?), or was the baby left in some random car he stole?
Replythe second i think
#1 was hilarious! XD ...
Replyagreed
#1 totally deserved its place...LOL
ReplyI thought the Battlestar Galactica Online ad was part of the article
ReplyA cop once chewed me out for running into a store with the engine running and my baby sleeping in the baby seat...said two or three times a year someone steals a car with the baby still in it. I don't know if he was just trying to scare me, but he succeeded in ruining my day.
ReplyI'm glad he ruined your day! He's 100% right! Nothing sickens me more than irresponsible parents like that. I am so glad that they passed a law here to make that illegal!
At least crack a window, bro.
This one is TWO YEARS OLD? I must have missed it when it was posted originally.
Reply#1 cracked me up (pun). Also, poor Mrs. Goomba...
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesOdd that my thought was that the Goombette was his daughter.
It can be hard to tell, Herb.
She's his little sister, doyyyy.
Good stuff.
ReplyCarmen San Diego FTW!
ReplyI DIED laughing when I saw number 5 xD
ReplyAlright, I am guessing I'm not the only one who isn't acquainted with the term 'fluffer', especially considering the fact that the most intimate the majority of dudes ever really desired to get with the adult film industry is watching their videos, or fantasizing about the opportunity to receive fellatio from/bang porn stars. At least that's the majority, I can't account for the vorarephiles or other "eccentric" preferences out there...
Reply Hide All See All 4 RepliesAnyways, back to fluffers. Found it on urban dict.
Fluffer: An individual who works on the set of an adult film; their job is to get/keep the male actor/s erect, generally though oral sex, in preparation for filming a scene. Rarely a crew member can act as a fluffer, but usually someone is hired specifically to fulfill the position.
That's not an exact definition, but it's slang, an official exact definition doesn't exist damn it.
In conclusion, I believe that every man's job should include a fluffer. Just someone there to swoop in whenever there was a lull in a dude's workload. Of course from what I understand one can't finish on a fluffer, so a third party would have to get involved in the work "load" (tee hee hee).
Note: no, I'm not a creepy misogynist a*****e (at least as far as I know) that thinks women deserve to be objectified or dehumanized or anything like that.
I'm just a dreamer...well, a dreamer that happens to be a male, if that helps explain anything.
The wall of text preceding your claim that you aren't a creepy misogynist f**k kinda completely goes against that claim.
Also, I learned what a fluffer is from Fallout 2 (you get a chance to work as a fluffer, and if you choose to, you get poisoned).
well they do live in a radioactive world
Would you still say the same if the only fluffers available were men?
@tanglebones. Fully explaining your thoughts is equated with creepiness? How the hell does that work?
Oh god, the poor old sword guy. That was fantastic XD.
ReplyI laughed and cried!
8 was my favorite.
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