The Collateral Damage Video Games Never Show
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#21 billispimp
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#20 spectre_vampire
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#19 TFindlay
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#18 Rohan Ramakrishnan
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#17 walterscarff
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#16 SamLowery
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#15 Pontifex
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#14 Happy Emo
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#13 Rohan Ramakrishnan
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#12 walterscarff
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#11 darrenjames140
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#10 Sinnycal
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#9 Boron
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#8 Olla
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#7 popcornmonster
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#6 agalea91
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#5 billispimp
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#4 Matt Gallagher
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#3 mwayne85
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#2 GundamPanda
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#1 GundamPanda
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i swear i chocked on my own tongue at #1
Replylol i always wondered why you couldnt run kids over in the gta or (the better) saints row
ReplyProbably because the game developers would get lynched.
Bejeweled, Half-Life and Zelda are the best! this was great!
ReplyFor #2, is that his kid (the "damage" from those sex mini-games?), or was the baby left in some random car he stole?
Replythe second i think
#1 was hilarious! XD ...
Replyagreed
#1 totally deserved its place...LOL
ReplyI thought the Battlestar Galactica Online ad was part of the article
ReplyA cop once chewed me out for running into a store with the engine running and my baby sleeping in the baby seat...said two or three times a year someone steals a car with the baby still in it. I don't know if he was just trying to scare me, but he succeeded in ruining my day.
ReplyI'm glad he ruined your day! He's 100% right! Nothing sickens me more than irresponsible parents like that. I am so glad that they passed a law here to make that illegal!
This one is TWO YEARS OLD? I must have missed it when it was posted originally.
Reply#1 cracked me up (pun). Also, poor Mrs. Goomba...
ReplyOdd that my thought was that the Goombette was his daughter.
It can be hard to tell, Herb.
Good stuff.
ReplyCarmen San Diego FTW!
ReplyI DIED laughing when I saw number 5 xD
ReplyAlright, I am guessing I'm not the only one who isn't acquainted with the term 'fluffer', especially considering the fact that the most intimate the majority of dudes ever really desired to get with the adult film industry is watching their videos, or fantasizing about the opportunity to receive fellatio from/bang porn stars. At least that's the majority, I can't account for the vorarephiles or other "eccentric" preferences out there...
Reply Hide All See All 4 RepliesAnyways, back to fluffers. Found it on urban dict.
Fluffer: An individual who works on the set of an adult film; their job is to get/keep the male actor/s erect, generally though oral sex, in preparation for filming a scene. Rarely a crew member can act as a fluffer, but usually someone is hired specifically to fulfill the position.
That's not an exact definition, but it's slang, an official exact definition doesn't exist damn it.
In conclusion, I believe that every man's job should include a fluffer. Just someone there to swoop in whenever there was a lull in a dude's workload. Of course from what I understand one can't finish on a fluffer, so a third party would have to get involved in the work "load" (tee hee hee).
Note: no, I'm not a creepy misogynist a*****e (at least as far as I know) that thinks women deserve to be objectified or dehumanized or anything like that.
I'm just a dreamer...well, a dreamer that happens to be a male, if that helps explain anything.
The wall of text preceding your claim that you aren't a creepy misogynist f**k kinda completely goes against that claim.
Also, I learned what a fluffer is from Fallout 2 (you get a chance to work as a fluffer, and if you choose to, you get poisoned).
well they do live in a radioactive world
Would you still say the same if the only fluffers available were men?
@tanglebones. Fully explaining your thoughts is equated with creepiness? How the hell does that work?
Oh god, the poor old sword guy. That was fantastic XD.
ReplyI laughed and cried!
8 was my favorite.
ReplyHahaha no.1 rightfully deserved it's spot. :D
ReplyCan somebody explain what game number 11 is from?
Reply#11 is from Lemmings. You were supposed to safely guide them through an obstacle course to their home by building bridges, flying, etc... however if you screwed up they would fall to their deaths.
It's great that everybody loves #1, but it doesn't make any sense. It's just a bunch of black with a few status indicators.
Reply Hide All See All 6 RepliesThinking that it is supposed to represent the old man in the cave is wild speculation that also doesn't make sense. What is this supposed to be a picture of? When link gets the sword, the old man disappears, but the fires remain. That cave would be well lit and void of any people.
I can't imagine why #1 is even on the list, and I don't think anybody actually understands what the artist was trying to represent.
It's a flash animation. It starts off black, wipes to Link going into the cave, and the man with the sword and the message saying "It's dangerous to go alone! Take this." Link leaves and the message continues with "..lonely old man with you." Then the man cries.
Its like an animation man, it must not be working on your computer for some reason
After seeing so many people say the same thing about it, it's pretty fail to make a post incorrectly telling them they're wrong and don't REALLY understand #1, when you yourself can't actually see the damn thing.
lmfao you are retarded
Get over it, it was funny as shit.
You see, the poster was jokingly pretending to not get the joke. Then all of the respondents made fun of him for not getting the joke. That's funny.
#10 is so dark haha
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