29 Baffling Rules of Life in Video Game Universes

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There's a lot of belief to be suspended to convince us that an ape throwing barrels is the mortal enemy of an Italian plumber. But even so, there are some things about video games that we just can't get past.

We asked you to show us the things that, despite being in universes full of speedy hedgehogs and Custer's naked genitals, just don't make any sense. Winner got some gold coins or rupees or GIL or whatever ...

Entry by vjludovico

SHOOTS OUT LIGHTS TO REMAIN HIDDEN ...HAS MORE LICHTS ON HIS OUTFIT THAN THE WHITE HOUsE XMAS CRACKED COM TREE.

Entry by Boud

BRING IT! RUN AWAY! CRACKEDOON

Entry by Paka

OK- IT'S THEIR TURN TO ATTACK, SO NOBODY MOVE. HOPEFULLY WE'LL SURVIVE. THEN WE CAN ATTACK THEM. RACKEDCOM

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