26 Baffling Remakes We'll Probably See Next

Hollywood won't be happy until every penny has been violent squeezed from a creative concept.
26 Baffling Remakes We'll Probably See Next

Because film studios won't be happy until every penny has been violent squeezed from a creative concept, we live in a world with 50 different movies about Batman and horror franchises that seemingly have no end. In an effort to push producers onto the next cash cow so we can watching something newish already, our readers have put together film remakes filmmakers can pick and choose from. $100 went to the winner ...

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