23 Movie Plots That Could Have Been Solved in Minutes
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#23 Sanchez .
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#22 Digityle
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#21 GeorgeStone
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#20 Sanchez .
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#19 McBeefy
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#18 GundamPanda
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#17 rhichi
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#16 warstory91
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#15 bradtcordeiro
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#14 Senor_Taco
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#13 Sanchez .
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#12 trey
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#11 dagur
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#10 psymunn
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#9 canha
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#8 noahballoon
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#7 GundamPanda
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#6 bonzozzy
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#5 GundamPanda
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#4 Stc_Spaceghost
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#3 Alexander L. Hoffman
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#2 dagur
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#1 FrogC4
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#11 - Great, now we have nuclear super-jaws.
ReplyMost of these depend on caracters being able to inexplicably see into the future or caracters having access to technology that hasn't been invented yet in there time period.
ReplyI don't get #20 0r #5.
Replynumber 20 would kill darth vader as a child and number 5 is an alfred hitchcock classic called "the birds" in which people were attacked by birds in bodega bay california. dressing like birds would make you blend in i guess.
20. 18, 16, 4, and 1... definitely my favorites.
ReplyI wish they said what movie each thing was from
Replyfor #17, how is fabric supposed to protect people from his scissorhands when they're sharp enough to stab a person to death? How about you just take him to that goddamn doctor friend everyone keeps mentioning and get them removed.
Replyor just amputate his arms.
These are actually okay. Not actually funny, but at leas they meet the criteria for the photoplasty.
Reply#20 is pure genius, I can't stop giggling at the expression on Qui-Gon's face
Reply#4 is wrong! Josh Baskin used the ZoltaR machine, not Zoltan!
ReplyIn #22, the efforts by Schwartzman were then derailed because a couple typos were spotted, telling the readers of said letter that not only was the spellchecker program faulty, but that the letter itself was not written by any humans but BY ROBOTS (with likewise faulty programming)!!!
ReplySince humans cannot ever make typos?
You mean like "Cheif"? LOL
Loved #21!!!
ReplyWhoever did this piece obviously knows NOTHING of the premise of 300...
ReplyHey, it would have ended the film...
That's Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Replydid not get it until you said Esq. then it hit me brain like a tidel wave
What was #7 from?
ReplyGhostbusters 2
17 is my favorite. Not because i like the movie (havent seen it) or because it would fix the problem well (im sure theres a problem with it somewhere) but the expression hes got on just says "Well, fuck."
ReplyWhat of LOTR? There was no need of a fellowship, fighting orcs .... they could have just put the ring in the mouth of one of the giant birds and sent it off to Mordor to drop it in the volcano.
Reply Hide All See All 8 RepliesIt's been said time immemorial, but the eagles would have killed them all and kept the ring. The Eagles were assholes, man.
One does not simply fly into Mordor
OK, I'll play along. And, sure, the "great eye" would have just looked away while a large eagle flies toward Mount Doom to drop the ring in...
It could've been simplified down to one movie. Use the same tactic as they did at the end of Return of the King, only fly in on eagles. On the other hand, you would've missed six or eight hours of wonderful cinema, and that would be a tragedy.
What if they simply didn't think to use the eagles to fly in, and only thought about it when they needed to save them?
I mean really, in real world situations there are heaps of times where much better methods would have worked and people still haven't used them for whatever reason.
Asterboy, they didn't ask the eagles for help, the eagles came by their own descision. Once you have seen/read The Hobbit you'll know that the eagles take no orders from anyone and do however they like. They may fly you to Mount Doom this day and drop you in the Dead Marshes, keeping the ring for themselves the other.
The how it should have ended website did something similar. Favorite line is "imagine if we had to walk the whole way" "One of us could have died"
...There is an evil there that does not sleep, not with ten thousand birds could you do it. It is folly.
15- Love the joke, but a common mistake among knee-jerk plot hole enthusiasts. The phone call didn't say "7 days...as long as you're in your living room. Otherwise, carry on."
ReplyDid they ever try unplugging the TV?
yeah
#3 would have made things worse, Peter wouldn't have become a superhero and the green goblin would have killed countless others and peter would not have done any thing because he would still be all about himself
ReplyThat would have been an entirely different plot. So it worked.
And it would have changed the plot rather then end it. Another reason #3 dosen't fit.
#20 would've not solved the Star Wars plot. They still had Darth Sidious and his apprentice(s) Darth Maul and Darth Tyrannus and his overarching plot to overthrow the republic and establish the Galactic Empire
Reply Hide All See All 4 RepliesFrom one star wars nerd to another, get over it
f*****g Star Wars nerds and their overarching plots. Jar Jar Binks. Suck it, nerd.
Santo, if you think WE'RE bad, go talk to a Trekkie. If you can't find one (we're a dying breed! Mostly because we DON'T breed, but whatever- trek!) then go talk to a Star Wars Extended Universe fan..
Well, whatever. Jar Jar Binks is a piece of shit. Whatever.
I have a better suggestion: not talking to an Extended Universe fan.
#20 should have killed off Jar-Jar too just for good measure
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