If Sarcasm Ruled the World
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#27 Brekfastmachine
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#26 McBeefy
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#25 darrenjames140
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#24 Herr Terror
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#23 Brekfastmachine
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#22 sickandtired
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#21 chromigula
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#20 detroitsmisterx
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#19 ThatNewGuy
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#18 weasel99
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#17 Christophe
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#16 dagur
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#15 Renic
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#14 Sputnik
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#13 Tim_Mixon
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#12 meggiebux
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#11 Spamamander
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#10 unaffectedbyyou
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#9 anonymoushippo
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#8 CharlieEmbers
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#7 Christoper Daedalus
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#6 ahoythere4
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#5 The Furlinator
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#4 bonzozzy
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#3 Sweets
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#2 malifestro
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#1 GundamPanda
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I'd love it if some of these were real (#1 is excellent!).
ReplyI'm so glad I know how to read vbackwards and upsidedown and such. XD
Replyomg can't stop laughing at #2, so true... as a kid i thought it was the funniest joke.
ReplyAnyone who has ever tried to drive an ambulance code 3 will agree that number 1 is well deserved!
Replythese are never in order. the number 1 spot is always less funny than many of the entries before it.
ReplyWow, what an idiot.
Reply Hide All See All 7 Repliesever think people might order diet coke because they are diabetic?
Yeah, the big Mac is prescribed medicine for diabetes.
AMERICA!
Yes! That's exactly what I thought when I saw that one! So many people voted thumbs down on your comment...why?
Or just prefer the taste of Diet Coke. I think regular soft drinks taste like syrup. Yuck.
Big Macs are less the problem with regards to diabetics than the fries and soda would be. On the Big Mac, you need to worry about the bread and sauce. The fries and soda are much more carb-heavy/unfriendly to diabetics.
You know this is photoshoped right? not an actual debetic person being insulted by a computer.
If they're diabetic, why in the hell would they order a Big Mac in the first place?
People should think about that before they order fast food. Carbohydrates raise your blood sugar no matter where they come from.
#7 made me laugh because I can see people actually making a sharp right just because the sign told them to.
Replythey had something like that in an episode of the office...
"There's no road there! That's a lake!"
"The machine knows what its doing!"
Had to flip the image on photoshop to understand #1
Replymost of these weren't even sarcastic. Just... dick-ish comments. The actual sarcastic ones were damn funny, though, especially # 1
ReplyThat word, I don't think it means what you think it means.
Ha ha! 18 is definitely the best!
Replyhahahahahahaha I looove this one!!
ReplySome of these should be real. Especially the drug-free school zone one.
ReplyOh wow, #1 is so good, wish that was what the ambulances at my work had. i hate it when people see my lights flashing and hear my sirens, and then just stop directly in front of me, and look at me like they don't know what to do. "MOVE TO THE f*****g LEFT BECAUSE WE CAN'T LEGALLY PASS YOU ON THE RIGHT, DIPSHIT!"
ReplyIf you can't pass on the right, you want them to go right. Just saying.
Touche.
Or you could just drink water.
ReplyFinally! my ability to read backwards and upside down comes in handy! :D
Replyur ability to read upsides is still useless
Can someone translate #1 for me? I'm too lazy.....
ReplyDon't move over. Everything is fine. Really. The kid is probable going to die anyway.These flashing lights and sirens just go off whenever they approach unusually witty and tasteful bumper stickers like yours.
Why does everyone hate fat people so much? And seeing as 60% of you are fatties now I think we could all lay off the fat folk so much; likewise with smokers. You know who we haven't made fun of in a while? Midgets, lets get on their case :D
Reply Hide All See All 9 Repliesfirst, fatties get made fun of because cruel mockery is the only way to truly reach them. second, you stopped making fun of midgets?
Lolz fatties need special treatment? Midgets didn't choose to make themselves smaller in every way. But smokers chose for the s****y lungs and fatties chose the XXL shirts and having to pay more for airline seats.
also fat people like making fun of themselves thats the only reason why anyone would be fat and the fatter people are the happier they are take santa and the doughboy theyre both jolly! but skinnys are just skeletor wanna bes havent ever seen a happy skinny person most skinnies are complaining that theyre too fat
Because they're incredibly unattractive.
No, I enjoy making fun of fat people. They are less fortunate then me by being really unhealthy so I like to rub it in their face.
@Zarahai ...you irritate me.
Because they won't put down the goddamn fork. Every fat-ass I know likes to say it's in their genes and they can't help it, but I sure as hell can guarantee you if there were no such thing as fast food and XXXL buckets of ice cream they wouldn't be so f*****g fat.
me, im slightly fat, and it IS IN MY GENES! i dont eat between meals, i exercise regurly, im just unlucky, so that means i can make fun of aft people all i like!!
This all depends on the form of "fatty" we are talking about. Some people have a literal psychological addiction to overeating, or a genetic predisposition to obesity.
as a physics major, #26 made me lol.
ReplyI want to live in that world.
ReplyGo back to high school.
Most surprising about reading these comments is all the fatties justifying their purchase of diet coke along side their massive meals. The thing is, from my experience, most of the people who do this are fatasses who think that s**t helps. You can count calories and fat and all that bullshit, it still remains that if your order half the f*****g menu, ordering a diet coke, as opposed to a regular drink, is like shooting a BB at the moon that is your fatasses. Fatties.
Reply Hide All See All 4 RepliesA wonderful use of the all-or-nothing logical fallacy there!
only person i know who orders a diet coke with his meal does so because he's diabetic, and not the fat person kind, the horrible childhood illness kind.
If they're diabetic, then why order fast food?
Because being diabetic doesn't suddenly mean you always have time to go home and cook a meal. Weird that you think so. Plus, diabetics (usually) have to worry only about carbs, sugars, starches. A burger with the top bun taken off is fine, especially if one wants fries. Personally, I prefer the taste of Diet Coke. Regular, sugared drinks taste too thick and weird.