If Sarcasm Ruled the World
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#27 Brekfastmachine
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#26 McBeefy
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#25 darrenjames140
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#24 Herr Terror
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#23 Brekfastmachine
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#22 sickandtired
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#21 chromigula
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#20 detroitsmisterx
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#19 ThatNewGuy
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#18 weasel99
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#17 Christophe
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#16 dagur
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#15 Renic
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#14 Sputnik
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#13 Tim_Mixon
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#12 meggiebux
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#11 Spamamander
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#10 unaffectedbyyou
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#9 anonymoushippo
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#8 CharlieEmbers
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#7 Christoper Daedalus
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#6 ahoythere4
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#5 The Furlinator
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#4 bonzozzy
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#3 Sweets
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#2 malifestro
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#1 GundamPanda
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#6 yeah they have those cause the penalties of committing such a crime on school property isnt even comparable to the penalties elsewhere...
ReplyLiked #15, but unless the blow dryer was made a long time ago, it should have a circuit breaker that would prevent you from being electrocuted but not being down a blow dryer.
Reply#13 is stupid. Some people just like diet coke better. Some people can't have sugar. It doesn't mean they're somehow actually trying to diet when they drink it.
ReplyAnyone that likes the diet version of any drink is obviously an acid based life form, and they're homesick and trying to remedy the situation with the only thing even similar to the horrific soft drinks from their planet.
there's this great new thing the kids who can't have sugar are trying called 'water'. Even all those out there who previously 'liked diet better' are discovering it's way better than gagging down aspartame. Sorry, I'm feeling sarcastic for some reason...
Well, that was entertaining...I've obviously been going completely wrong all my life and sarcasm is really irony so heavy it would knock you down and send those little birds tweeting and flying round my head. No wonder all the cool cats I've been trying it out on have just looked at me disdainfully, as if to say "so you're not going to feed me then", before sauntering off with their tails in the air. Now I only have to whack them hard on the head with a can and say "So you want your Whiska's do you?...here have the whole can, f*****g douchebag!" and I can have them rolling in the aisles (or at least in the kitchen!). Sorted!.
ReplyFanstastic.
#1 is why ambulances need cow catchers and bush bars.
ReplyI'd love it if some of these were real (#1 is excellent!).
ReplyI'm so glad I know how to read vbackwards and upsidedown and such. XD
Replyomg can't stop laughing at #2, so true... as a kid i thought it was the funniest joke.
ReplyAnyone who has ever tried to drive an ambulance code 3 will agree that number 1 is well deserved!
Replythese are never in order. the number 1 spot is always less funny than many of the entries before it.
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesGee, perhaps you can apply to Cracked to be their ordinal number coordinator, so travesties of justice like this never happen again. A new Golden Age would descend on the planet and all would be well in the world.
I agree. The winner is always too complex.
midnightcyn, I salute your sarcasm.
Wow, what an idiot.
Reply Hide All See All 9 Repliesever think people might order diet coke because they are diabetic?
Yeah, the big Mac is prescribed medicine for diabetes.
AMERICA!
Yes! That's exactly what I thought when I saw that one! So many people voted thumbs down on your comment...why?
Or just prefer the taste of Diet Coke. I think regular soft drinks taste like syrup. Yuck.
Big Macs are less the problem with regards to diabetics than the fries and soda would be. On the Big Mac, you need to worry about the bread and sauce. The fries and soda are much more carb-heavy/unfriendly to diabetics.
You know this is photoshoped right? not an actual debetic person being insulted by a computer.
If they're diabetic, why in the hell would they order a Big Mac in the first place?
People should think about that before they order fast food. Carbohydrates raise your blood sugar no matter where they come from.
Depending on the type and severity of the patient's case, a diabetic is certainly free to treat themselves occasionally to fast food without twits trying to guilt them over it. And yes, they still should avoid sugar, so a sugar-free drink is appropriate.
There are many diabetics who have no weight problems; it's not all "big Loser" and "My 600 Pound Life."
Um, FenrisUlfr, I'm pretty sure being diabetic means you can't have a lot of sugar. And I'm pretty sure a soda has a lot more sugar in it than a Big Mac.
#7 made me laugh because I can see people actually making a sharp right just because the sign told them to.
Replythey had something like that in an episode of the office...
"There's no road there! That's a lake!"
"The machine knows what its doing!"
Had to flip the image on photoshop to understand #1
Replymost of these weren't even sarcastic. Just... dick-ish comments. The actual sarcastic ones were damn funny, though, especially # 1
ReplyThat word, I don't think it means what you think it means.
Ha ha! 18 is definitely the best!
Replyhahahahahahaha I looove this one!!
ReplySome of these should be real. Especially the drug-free school zone one.
ReplyOh wow, #1 is so good, wish that was what the ambulances at my work had. i hate it when people see my lights flashing and hear my sirens, and then just stop directly in front of me, and look at me like they don't know what to do. "MOVE TO THE f*****g LEFT BECAUSE WE CAN'T LEGALLY PASS YOU ON THE RIGHT, DIPSHIT!"
ReplyIf you can't pass on the right, you want them to go right. Just saying.
Touche.
Or you could just drink water.
ReplyFinally! my ability to read backwards and upside down comes in handy! :D
Replyur ability to read upsides is still useless