22 Movie Titles, Re-Worded for Simplicity

For whatever reason, be it artistic license, necessity, or just plain wackiness, a lot of films have ridiculously long names. We asked you to fix that.
22 Movie Titles, Re-Worded for Simplicity

For whatever reason, be it artistic license, necessity, or just plain wackiness, a lot of films have ridiculously long names. We asked you to fix that and gave $100 to the winner ...

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WINNER OF 4 ACADEMY AWARDS (2000) BEST FOREIGN BEST ART BEST ORIGINAL LANGUAGE FILM CINEBEST DIRECTION SCORE 10 ACADEMY AWARD NOMINATIONS CHOW YUN FAT
THE ORIGINALUNNCUT VERSION OF THE BESTSELLING CLASSIC ROBERT A. HEINLEIN Abritliant mind. bendet.. uoht-pronokind urt loneot. NW EK TIMES MARTIAN JESU
22 Movie Titles, Re-Worded for Simplicity
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TOGETHER FOR THE FIRST TIME JAMES STEWART JOHN WAYNE in the masterpiece of four-time Academy Award winner JOHN FORD BULLSHTT! VERA MILES LEE MARVIN ED
GEORGE JOHN TIM BLAKE JOHN CLOONEY TURTURRO NELSON GOODMAN THE ODYSSEY They have a plan. but not a clue. TOUCRSTONE PECTURES O UNT IVERSAL PICTURES ST
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CRACKEDOON JAMES BOND IS BACK! SEAN CONNERY ALBERT R HARRY Front aS BROCCOUI & SALTIMAN JAMES IAN FLEMING'S BOND G F**K RUSSIA!
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