25 Movie Adaptations Too Awesome to Exist

Just like you can't get a cook book recipe just right, Hollywood always seems to screw up the final product.
25 Movie Adaptations Too Awesome to Exist

We all have that one book we read that we'd love to see on the big screen. But just like you can't get a cook book recipe just right, Hollywood always seems to screw up the final product. We asked you to show us the adaptations we hoped for but will sadly never get. Winner got $100 ...

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25 Movie Adaptations Too Awesome to Exist
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