13 Things That Changed the World (by Getting Thrown Away)
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#13 weasel99
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#12 SeanGleeson
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#11 XavierCromartie
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#10 Trevor Moorehouse
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#9 SeanGleeson
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#8 tibbar01
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#7 ahoythere4
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#6 laterali
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#5 Andrew Dunham
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#4 SeanGleeson
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#3 Christoper Daedalus
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#2 VintageApril
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#1 JasonWaterfall
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OH. MY. GOD. 13.
ReplyI didn't get a lot of these :(
ReplyI didnt get #4
ReplyIt's the One Ring.
#5 was my favourite.
Reply#1 is kind of ridiculous. It's insinuating a deterministic future for a child based solely off of it's genetic makeup. The environment would play a huge role in the child's future as well, but that isn't reflected here given the huge amount of diversity in the thrown out sperm. I could keep going on, but I always forget this is a comedy site.
Reply Hide All See All 4 RepliesI'm more concerned that, even though they used a condom, she's somehow pregnant.
Cuz she's a whore and already pregnant by someone else
@AnnatheHordie...she's not pregnant, she swallowed.
I took it to mean that the woman herself is a waitress, that she could have had children who would go on to bigger and better things.
Number 1 isn't really fun, so much as it is lazy photoshopping to depict a pro-life argument. Any of those condoms could've also been Hitler.
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesIf you jack off or use a condom, you're still technically preventing future Hitlers and Edisons from reaching their eggs - regardless of whether or not you think a thing like that matters.
It's not a pro-life argument, you liberal retard. They used a condom and she's already pregnant. It's "funny" because she has a future waitress in the womb when this last round of f*****g would have produced a president, CEO, etc.
Rugguru, are you serious? If you don't release your semen by some sort of method after some time they die in the testes... If we were morally responsible for the preclusion of sperm getting to the eggs then we are also culpable by NOT jacking off or using a condom.. This would mean the only way to not be responsible would be to try to impregnate women incessantly.Your argument is invalid
Adolph?
Reply Hide All See All 4 RepliesUm, Adolph Hitler. You REALLY need to learn some basic history, dude.
Hitler
I'm sure Adolph Hitler was an affable man...Adolf Hitler, however, slaughtered millions.
Fmah! It's spelled Adolf
So, #5, are you saying if only the government and criminals had guns, we would be better off? Or, that The Constitution is irrelevant because it doesn't address issues important to you......
Replyno where does it state that the changes throwing away that scrap of paper produced were positive.
that paper would have clarified things, doesn't say whether they'd be clarified in favor of the left or the right.
this goes for #10 as well.
i love #1! you know lance armstrong was born to a random 16yo bluecollar texas chick
Replyoh shit! #1 is the best
Reply#1 was just hypothetically retarded.
ReplyCould someone explain #3? Just not getting it.
ReplyGot it thanks.
IFor the first time ever, I thought #1 was the best one.
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesI'm glad that I'm not the only one who has thought of that before...
No..
retardatheist, you're living up to your name. Notice how JasonL77 said "I *thought* #1 was the best one." How can he possibly be incorrect about that?
so.. condoms prevent the cure for cancer?
Replymissing the joke?
#5 and #1 killed me.
Reply#7 cracked me up.
Reply#2 was not that funny, but really, "thout"? I have never seen that misspelling before. And why am I the only one noticing it?
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesThat's the point. He's Bush.
Even dumber than Bush supposedly is. You can't be too dumb and fly supersonic fighter jets though, no matter how rich your daddy is. I guess that hack, er, Paragon of Virtue, Terry McAuliffe thinks you can though! Bush also has an MBA from Harvard, I guess Dad bought that too. Obama won't release his records though, will he? He was a so-so president, and was NOT a Conservative. He spent too much money. He, along with MANY Democrats, wanted war with Iraq. Who really knows if it was the right thing. I'm just tired of people bashing him, and ignoring how pathetically ignorant and unqualified many politicians who may be media darlings actually are.
He also couldn't correctly pronounce several words, and has entire web pages dedicated to pants-on-head retarded Bush quotes.
And you think other politicians don't get the same treatment? Type Rick Santorum's last name into Urban Dictionary, or Sarah Palin's into Youtube.
In conclusion, politicians will always be ridiculed BECAUSE THEY'RE POLITICIANS AND THEY'RE ALL FUCKWITS
idk what the fictional ones are doing there, they're not funny and the hitler one was funnier than most of them. even top1 contender actually.
ReplyTesla would've invented the lightsaber.....
ReplyAnd Edison would've stolen it.
And George Lucas would still have used it to screw with his fanbase.
i love #1! you know lance armstrongs mom was only sixteen when she got knocked up by some old dude. she with a little foresight could have thrown lance freaking armstrong into her bedroom wastebasket.
ReplyAnd not a single f**k would have been given.
Replace Armstrong with Bass and then we're talking world-changing.