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The Worst Possible Time to Get An Erection

There are right and wrong times for everything. This is arguably more true for erections than anything else in the world.

We asked you to Photoshop us the worst possible times to get an erection. The winner is below, but first the runners up.


by SpaceJase


by Dominic Gudgeon


by Senor_Taco


by altogoddess11


by TheoSchmeeo


by Djavo


by jerewhit


by joscott


by Legitimate_Kid


by MajorDSaster


by mcjiggles


by Belms


by Hans_Solo


by SeanGleeson


by some0ne


by TheDann


by Belms


by Cee-Ell


by dagur


by Christopher Daed


by SeanGleeson


by McBeefy

And the winner is ...

Congrats, MsMarchHare. You win money.

by MsMarchHare

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You get to sort through the garbage cans of important people throughout history, to get a new perspective on events based on documents/messages/objects we never saw because they wound up in the trash.

If you'd like to see the entries from this week that didn't make it, check here. Or, find out What Everyday Life Would Look Like if Michael Bay Directed it. And for pictures too strange to make up, but not too strange to make fun of, check out The Daily Craption Contest.

Got an idea for a future Cracked Photoshop contest? Let us know.

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